Programmer Jokes

15 Oct 2015 00:51

Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?”

“Yeah,” reply the bytes. “Make us a double.”

Programmer Jokes

14 Oct 2015 07:53

Q: What is the difference between a programmer and a non-programmer ?

A: The non-programmer thinks a kilobyte is 1000 bytes while a programmer is convinced that a kilometer is 1024 meters

Programmer Jokes

12 Oct 2015 15:12

The sales department asked for it to be that way

Programmer Jokes

08 Oct 2015 14:01

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Programmer Jokes

06 Oct 2015 01:00

Q: how many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: none, that's a hardware problem

Programmer Jokes

04 Oct 2015 09:04

Q: How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist?

A: An extroverted computer scientist looks atyour shoes when he talks to you.

Programmer Jokes

28 Sep 2015 15:57

Mysql was going to a nosql party
Guess what.?.?!!

No tables

Programmer Jokes

14 Oct 2015 21:59

If you listen to a UNIX shell, can you hear the C?

Programmer Jokes

13 Oct 2015 15:19

I didn't write that part of the system

Programmer Jokes

09 Oct 2015 17:39

Unix is user friendly. It's just very particular about who its friends are.

Programmer Jokes

08 Oct 2015 08:26

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05 Oct 2015 15:12

Q: "Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy?"

A: Inheritance

Programmer Jokes

29 Sep 2015 23:10

There are 10 types of people. People who understand binary and people who don't.