Programmer Jokes

30 Oct 2015 18:39

In 2 days from 500 to 600 members. You are more than awesome!

Programmer Jokes

27 Oct 2015 18:44

When Shakespeare asked, "To be, or not to be?", he did not provide the answer. But programmers can. The answer is FF.

2B |~ 2B = FF

Programmer Jokes

20 Oct 2015 00:01

Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?”
The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”

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14 Oct 2015 21:59

If you listen to a UNIX shell, can you hear the C?

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13 Oct 2015 15:19

I didn't write that part of the system

Programmer Jokes

09 Oct 2015 17:39

Unix is user friendly. It's just very particular about who its friends are.

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08 Oct 2015 08:26

100 members already :) we try to serve you the best jokes :)

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05 Oct 2015 15:12

Q: "Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy?"

A: Inheritance

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29 Sep 2015 23:10

There are 10 types of people. People who understand binary and people who don't.

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28 Oct 2015 17:32

This channel now has over 500 members. You are awesome :)

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20 Oct 2015 01:10

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15 Oct 2015 00:51

Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?”

“Yeah,” reply the bytes. “Make us a double.”

Programmer Jokes

14 Oct 2015 07:53

Q: What is the difference between a programmer and a non-programmer ?

A: The non-programmer thinks a kilobyte is 1000 bytes while a programmer is convinced that a kilometer is 1024 meters

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12 Oct 2015 15:12

The sales department asked for it to be that way

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08 Oct 2015 14:01

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06 Oct 2015 01:00

Q: how many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: none, that's a hardware problem

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04 Oct 2015 09:04

Q: How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist?

A: An extroverted computer scientist looks atyour shoes when he talks to you.

Programmer Jokes

28 Sep 2015 15:57

Mysql was going to a nosql party
Guess what.?.?!!

No tables