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Pro life tips Courtesy of @r_channels
LPT if you absolutely need to stay awake but you are really tired, go to bed.
As soon as you lie down you will be wide awake.
Works for me anyway. I'm so tired.
https://redd.it/1cz9crb
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SLPT: If you are ever committing a burglary, scream “I do not consent to being recorded” and then any security footage of you (in a two-party consent state) will not be usable in a court of law.
https://redd.it/1cz7d0o
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SLPT: If you want to be an assed row knot, learn to tie your prolapse while canoeing.
https://redd.it/1cz18l0
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SLPT: You don't need to sleep for7-9 hours, you can sleep 3-4 hours in a day when you set multiple alarms
https://redd.it/1cyuh1t
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SLPT: How to make your rooms look clean
Sweep everything under the surface: Under the
Rugs
Beds
Chairs/sofas
Stairs
https://redd.it/1cykocw
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SLPT: If you call a restaurant the first time and they don’t answer, keep calling, there’s no way they’re busy and will be super happy to talk to you once they answer the phone.
https://redd.it/1cydqhs
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SLPT: Easy money at the scrap yard
https://redd.it/1cy5bve
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SLPT: Cut your arms before hiking so 127 Hours doesn’t happen to you
https://redd.it/1cxu01u
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SLPT: If your finger is dry, you can just lick it and it's free
This will save you lots of time and vinegar
https://redd.it/1cxgjyp
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SLPT: Spend more time on sketchy websites since they’re the only ones who tell you when you’ve won sweepstakes and lotteries
https://redd.it/1cx72io
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SLPT: Spice up your social media comments with random quotation marks. "Congrats" on your baby. Congrats on "your" baby. Congrats on your "baby"
https://redd.it/1cwsvld
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LPT if you want easy karma try another subreddit
https://redd.it/1cwieqb
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LPT if you need help moving, go to the gym and ask people for help.
They'll be happy to get a workout and help a stranger at the same time.
https://redd.it/1cvnxoj
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SLPT: When times are good financially, invest in yourself! Literally. Overeat at every meal. Get fat. Get obese. Then, if you hit hard times in the future, you can save lots of money on food by starving yourself and just burning the fat.
https://redd.it/1cv9gxi
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LPT the texture is not accurate at all do not buy
https://redd.it/1cuuuvs
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SLPT: Google AI suggests glue to keep cheese from sliding off pizza
https://redd.it/1cz83mc
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SLPT: Park your car under a tree so paying for parking is unnecessary. The parking inspector will either fear being shat on by birds or deem adding a ticket impractical.
https://redd.it/1cz3q74
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SLPT : How to stop flatmates from stealing water and bottles
I live in a shared 4 roomed flat with 1 kitchen and 1 common area. The common area has a refrigerator and we solely pay the expenses for it but we still let 4 other flatmates use the fridge (they started using it without permission and we didnt stop them) out of goodwill. We don't talk with each other due to unknown circumstances but there is no animosity between us.
From the start of this summer they started taking our bottles without asking and drink all the water and refill it with normal water whenever they want. At first we didn't pay any mind thought it's okay in this deadly summer and added 1 more bottle (in total 2 in fridge + 1 with us) in fridge. After this they just straight started taking one of our bottles in their room and don't even bother rekeeping it for hours which has now turned to days. I thought about confronting them but my mother said it will look so bad that we are denying them drinking water in this scorching summer. So I let it go.
As of now they have 2 of our bottles in their rooms and out of the two bottles I kept in fridge not even one of them is cool enough i.e. they replaced the water not too long ago. This finally made my mom angry too that even though we pay for the fridge we don't get to drink cool water as per convenience.
P.S. It's not as if they don't have bottles with them, they are just lazy to keep their own bottle in fridge. I have seen as many as 4 different bottles in the fridge when we once took out all the bottles for cleaning.
https://redd.it/1cz01ax
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SLPT: tips to use chapGPT
Ask for recommended thank you interview emails. Then make it less formal.
https://redd.it/1cyklsx
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SLPT Can't afford the water bill for a pool? Borrow your neighbor's water!
Run a garden hose from their backyard faucet overnight, make sure to take it back before they wake up.
If they complain about high water bills, suggest that they have a water leak
https://redd.it/1cyfukn
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SLPT: If something bad happens to you, tell yourself you deserve it.
If you get a flat tire, get fired or laid off, cheated on, or have health problems, just tell yourself you deserve it. It's punishment for you being a bad person.
This achieves 2 things:
1. You don't have to waste time wondering why shitty things are happening to you.
2. This will fuel your self-loathing so that you perform harder in other aspects of your life
https://redd.it/1cy6g1m
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SLPT: How to properly do edibles
https://redd.it/1cxwgzu
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SLPT: Combine nuclear materials disposal with human burial, that way no one desecrates your grave.
For a few thousand years anyway.
https://redd.it/1cxf3pm
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LPT Make a fist with each hand. Extend your thumbs and lay one on top of the other. Extend your index fingers and touch them tip to tip.
You have just made an up vote for me.
https://redd.it/1cx4iaa
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LPT its ok to pee in the shower, all drains lead to the ocean. Fish love pee.
https://redd.it/1cwseeb
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LPT: If a fucked up website has any kind of account system, you can traumatize anybody by putting their email in the "Forgot Password" page
https://redd.it/1cw7jmx
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LPT You can fake your orgasm and throw some mayo on her back
https://redd.it/1cvj1z4
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SLPT: How to pull in under 30 seconds
https://redd.it/1cv0m4w
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SLPT REQUEST. HOW DO I KEEP A CONSTANT TASTE IN MY MOUTH TO REMEMBER STUFF
I want something that is non-permanent, and doesn't dissolve in saliva. Non-toxic paint? Peice of metal? Gum that doesn't become icky?
https://redd.it/1cutznu
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