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Pro life tips Courtesy of @r_channels
SLPT: An easy way to save money
https://redd.it/1jrq1ph
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SLPT: When you hangout with women (or men), say in a frustrated manner that when you go online, you often get ads for penis size reduction. This will make them think that you have been researching on how to reduce your penis size. Sex guaranteed.
https://redd.it/1jqwkrb
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SLPT: IQBrain will help you ditch extra cash faster than a casino
If you’re dreaming of an empty wallet but too lazy to shop, just sign up for any “genius test” from IQBrain. One click, and your money will vanish from your bank card like you tossed it in the trash yourself! Try to cancel the subscription, and their support will teach you the art of waiting until the end of time. Bonus: you’ll get a great story about being scammed to share with friends and feel like the star of a tragicomedy. Profit!
https://redd.it/1jpmbd8
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SLPT: today is the best day to share bad news because if it doesn't go well you can just say "April fools"!
https://redd.it/1joutd0
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SLPT: If you embarrassingly text the wrong person by mistake, follow up with a nude photo. That way they'll believe it really was a mistake because who would do that on purpose?
https://redd.it/1jo4cgm
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SLPT: "I could die happy right now" moments are rare. Take advantage of them before the fear of death returns.
https://redd.it/1jnj8xc
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SLPT: Replace every S with Z to come off az a much cooler individual
https://redd.it/1jmvlzv
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SLPT: Why pay for drugs when you can just skip sleeps and enjoy free hallucinations with a drunk like state that last as much as you want?
https://redd.it/1jka33f
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SLPT: Avoid judgement
https://redd.it/1jjmnyf
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SLPT : stop going to work and you’ll never have a bad day at the office.
You’re welcome
https://redd.it/1jl3c81
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LPT-Don't leave your valuable belongings such as phones, wallets unattended in religious places. People may mistaken them as answers to their prayers.
https://redd.it/1jm7bvr
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SLPT: Raise your kids to be troublemakers and use hard work as punishment. This way, you'll always have someone to do your shoveling, painting, gutter cleaning, etc...
https://redd.it/1jhpu51
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SLPT - If you ever need an accomplice for a crime, ask a comedian.
They've been so trained at Improv into Yes-anding anything someone says, that they'll mindlessly agree to whatever you say.
"Hey, we should rob a bank."
"Yes! And we'll go buy some balaclavas."
"Great idea. We're going to be rich!"
"Yeah, we are! And I'll go remove the license plates from my car."
"Let's go!"
https://redd.it/1jgqqz4
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SLPT: Cameras have magical powers and can force sane people to behave like maniacs, and you will be responsible for their actions. The camera loses all its magical power once it is mounted on a surface.
https://redd.it/1jf4gsd
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LPT- Never make eye contact with security guard when you want to enter without being stopped.Go with confidence he will think you are not outsider
https://redd.it/1jcp9n4
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SLPT: How to prevent a DUI - if known - prevent the driver from getting into their vehicle.
https://redd.it/1jqwkmo
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SLPT: A good gift for someone who just pass their BA is to give them a box of receipts. (Keep the items in case they want to return the gift)
https://redd.it/1jpnngx
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SLPT: Make instant mead by feeding liquor to the bees.
https://redd.it/1jou50q
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SLPT - Keep your trash in the fridge to avoid bad smells in your house
Especially during the warmer days of the year
https://redd.it/1jo51io
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SLPT:When you commit a crime, always do it with a visible temporary tattoo. That way, when someone identifies that the perpetrator had a tattoo, you won’t be a suspect.
https://redd.it/1jnonkz
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SLPT: If you're tired of tooth pain/sensitivity, use a strong abrasive to burn off sensory nerves in your teeth and you'll be able to eat whatever you want for the rest of your life without any discomfort.
https://redd.it/1jjyvox
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SLPT: Can’t afford a back waxing?
Don’t pay those expensive prices for a back waxing (Mostly men I’d hope) just go get a big tattoo on your back and the artist will shave your back for free🙏🏼🙏🏼
https://redd.it/1jkf61c
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SLPT: To have more success on dating apps, send potential partners math equations to solve for a reward...
...because it's a numbers game.
https://redd.it/1jknxwv
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SLPT: Dying? You're probably just dehydrated.
You need to drink more water. Headaches? Dehydrated. Dry, itchy skin? Depression, anxiety? Drink more water. Narcoleptic? Insomniac? Hearing voices? Sudden loss of hearing and/or vision? You need electrolytes. Bleeding from multiple orifices? Burning sensation? Actually on fire? Scurvy? Leprosy? Dropsy? Consumption? Demonic possession? Malaise? French?
Stay hydrated.
https://redd.it/1jkbo57
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SLPT: Bad with money? Download five different fastfood apps, place an order and immediately cancel after paying. In five days, treat yourself on payday when all of the refunds hit
rinse and repeat
https://redd.it/1jmf7q2
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SLPT: When you're on fire. Stop! Drop! And do the worm! I've never seen a worm on fire
https://redd.it/1jiy6ju
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SLPT: Rather than trying to prevent leaving DNA at a crime scene, bring a super soaker full of various DNA.
https://redd.it/1jgzta2
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SLPT: You can round pi up to 5 for most calculations if you are an engineer and in a hurry.
Like say it's 4:45 on a Friday and one of the interns invites you to drinks but you're still working on that fuselage for an upcoming project. Are you going to root through your desk and look for your calculator? You'll be there all night.
https://redd.it/1jg8yuz
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SLPT: Looking for a job? Change your name to Al and put AI on the applications. The AI engines know AI is in high demand and will put you at the top of the list. To humans, if they even catch the error it just looks like a typo.
https://redd.it/1jedjw8
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SLPT: How to figure out whether you’re perceived as old or not
https://redd.it/1jc4zew
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