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Pro life tips Courtesy of @r_channels
LPT Never thought this could help to fall asleep
https://youtu.be/3478aBp_ewo
https://redd.it/1kn6q4s
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SLPT: Before you buy a new car rent one for a weekend, and if you like it, wreck it. That way you'll know how much the repairs will be if you ever crash yours.
https://preview.redd.it/y97d9qh2ju0f1.png?width=712&format=png&auto=webp&s=752708d911af6cf52ec18eda7ab52a81d973ae3e
https://redd.it/1kmvuou
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SLPT: If a woman you know goes missing, use photoshop to add blonde hair and to lighten skin before you share the pic with the police and public. This will help to get more attention and increase the probability of finding her.
https://redd.it/1kml4u4
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LPT: To make people feel more comfortable and safe, assure them what you will not do
People will often find themselves worrying about certain things and needing assurance, and therefore assuring them is a good idea.
Say you ask to borrow somebodys car. Tell them you will try your hardest to not crash it, as this will assure them that you are responsible
https://redd.it/1klox2o
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LPT: If you hate yourself and always assume you're in the wrong, forgiving people gets a whole lot easier
https://redd.it/1kkl7gs
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SLPT: To check for freshness, put an ice cube in a glass with some scotch. If the cube floats, you’re good to go. If it sinks, the cube is expired and should be replaced with a new one.
https://redd.it/1kkg79y
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SLPT: On old music videos on YouTube, when people say "who's listening to this in 2025", say that you're actually in 2035. This is a simple way to establish yourself as a mysterious time traveler, and gives you leverage to find hookups or scam people to buy crypto.
https://redd.it/1kjt8q9
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SLPT: Am I just dumb?
You will probably go through my profile history so I am just going to state it.
A year and half ago I have a school program and I found myself in China. That is where I first learnt what wechat is. I got into a few groups anr in eome way found myself in 'Thugs' group or that is what the call themselves.
I was introduced to them, they told me how I could make myself money effortlessly considering I was American. I was not really interested at first but soon I learnt it was not risky as I thought and went with the flow.
I managed to make some money from them. Came back to the US and was able to double it. I couldn't hide it anymore from my friends so I had to tell them, and linked them to the guys I was working with. One of my friends really put fear in me that I could be caught so I unceremoniously quit from a 3 hour job that was getting me $1k a day.
I came to learn later that it was a ploy from my friend and he was going on with the job. I managed to get back later with a different new identity but I didn't have the advantage of being the pioneer and able to run multiple accounts for them anymore.
My friend played me. Should I keep trusting him or just keep him till I can gain my guys' trust again?
Again, I can explain the details to you and tell me if it really is sus
https://redd.it/1kjefoe
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SLPT: Try asking/telling your girlfriend these things when you get in a fight with her!
"Are you on your period?" Girls love to be reminded that you care about their health and will calm them down, also reminding them they have no unwanted crotch goblins.
"Have you taken your meds?" Girls, again, love being reminded that you care about their health.
"My ex would have never done this." Girls love having something to be compared to, knowing that someone else wouldn't have argued about that makes them re-think what they're saying.
"what's for dinner?" This shows girls you care about other things than arguing and that it's not the highlight of your day.
"you're looking a bit heavier than normal." This shows girls you always notice the little things and care about how she feels, and love how she looks.
"you're over reacting." Girls love when men pay attention to and validate their emotions, so you need to be in control of what they are feeling and know when it's ok.
"you're so cute when you're angry." It shows that you love how she looks, even when she's not in the best of moods
"all of you women are just the same." It shows that you know she can be just as good as anyone else and that she isn't half-bad
"you wouldn't be here without me." It shows that you care about each other and that you would help her at any point necessary.
https://redd.it/1kiuatt
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SLPT: If you’re on the toilet and can’t get the poop out just blow your nose
https://redd.it/1jrwxa1
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SLPT: How to prevent a DUI - if known - prevent the driver from getting into their vehicle.
https://redd.it/1jqwkmo
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SLPT: A good gift for someone who just pass their BA is to give them a box of receipts. (Keep the items in case they want to return the gift)
https://redd.it/1jpnngx
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SLPT: Make instant mead by feeding liquor to the bees.
https://redd.it/1jou50q
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SLPT - Keep your trash in the fridge to avoid bad smells in your house
Especially during the warmer days of the year
https://redd.it/1jo51io
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SLPT:When you commit a crime, always do it with a visible temporary tattoo. That way, when someone identifies that the perpetrator had a tattoo, you won’t be a suspect.
https://redd.it/1jnonkz
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SLPT: Shout out to people who ask what the opposite of in is.
https://redd.it/1kn5nul
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SLPT: When checking chicken for doneness, probe the thinnest part with your thermometer, so you won't have to wait for ages to eat your dinner.
https://redd.it/1kmppse
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SLPT: Are you on vacation and want to get drunk for free? Wait until the morning when everybody's checking out and walk by the hotel housekeeper's carts and take the booze left from other rooms!
https://redd.it/1km4czc
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SLPT how to get away with kidnapping in the US
Just dress up as ICE and say you're from ICE. Since they don't have IDs no one could tell the difference.
https://redd.it/1klkdlc
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SLPT: When you have a lot of work/things to do, do it in montage style like they do in the movies. You can accomplish a lot in just a few seconds.
https://redd.it/1kkiwze
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SLPT: The Farming Industry Doesn't Want You To Know This But the Ants In Your House, They're Completely Edible and Free.
https://redd.it/1kkg0my
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SLPT: Tired of not having any money? Buy one million one dollar scratch off tickets. Chances are, you'll eventually win $1,000 or more!
https://redd.it/1kjmu5z
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SLPT: The correct answer to the question "Do I look fat in these pants?" is...
No, honey, not in those pants.
https://redd.it/1kiyt6m
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SLPT: Are you learning English and you need someone to practice with? Just wait for an Indian scammer to call you and have a conversation with him. They speak a magnificent accent. For no circumstances, give them your credit card number because then they will lose interest in you.
https://redd.it/1ki7vkd
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SLPT: An easy way to save money
https://redd.it/1jrq1ph
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SLPT: When you hangout with women (or men), say in a frustrated manner that when you go online, you often get ads for penis size reduction. This will make them think that you have been researching on how to reduce your penis size. Sex guaranteed.
https://redd.it/1jqwkrb
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SLPT: IQBrain will help you ditch extra cash faster than a casino
If you’re dreaming of an empty wallet but too lazy to shop, just sign up for any “genius test” from IQBrain. One click, and your money will vanish from your bank card like you tossed it in the trash yourself! Try to cancel the subscription, and their support will teach you the art of waiting until the end of time. Bonus: you’ll get a great story about being scammed to share with friends and feel like the star of a tragicomedy. Profit!
https://redd.it/1jpmbd8
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SLPT: today is the best day to share bad news because if it doesn't go well you can just say "April fools"!
https://redd.it/1joutd0
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SLPT: If you embarrassingly text the wrong person by mistake, follow up with a nude photo. That way they'll believe it really was a mistake because who would do that on purpose?
https://redd.it/1jo4cgm
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SLPT: "I could die happy right now" moments are rare. Take advantage of them before the fear of death returns.
https://redd.it/1jnj8xc
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