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It's ironic that the title of, "The Game", was given to the dumbest game ever.
https://redd.it/1jves1t
If we could upload our consciousness to the internet, it would probably be put to work.
https://redd.it/1juphar
Many objects and places throughout history that were “cursed”, may have just been radioactive.
https://redd.it/1jujnzp
Its funny how people with "anger issues" seem to be able to control it just fine when its bigger people that make them angry
https://redd.it/1ju25bc
If a highly advanced alien civilization wants to stay hidden, then we can be sure that there won’t be any evidence of them being here.
https://redd.it/1jtv2x1
Movies also "raise" you like a parent in that you're accidentally trained to believe that life has a coherent narrative structure.
https://redd.it/1jte7gm
If the end of "V for Vendetta" happened in the real life, the soldiers would've just kill them all.
https://redd.it/1jt9hfz
Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night must really suck for students at Hogwarts.
https://redd.it/1jt7o9r
Every wall is an emergency exit if you’re the Kool-Aide Man.
https://redd.it/1jszx9o
You have a limited number of heartbeats in your life. You can literally hear the countdown to your death.
https://redd.it/1jstxbf
Gangs are multi-level marketing schemes.
https://redd.it/1js5t4a
When you chew whole peanuts you are making peanut butter in your mouth.
https://redd.it/1jqu2p4
Conspiracy theorists who claim that the conclusions of scientists can be bought, are acknowledging that those scientific opinions have value, while spreading their own theories for nothing because that is all they are worth.
https://redd.it/1jqz23k
If every female dog is a bitch, every male dog is a son of a bitch.
https://redd.it/1jqwmv2
Despite everything that has happened in 42 years, a 2025 Remake of War Games would probably have a similar plot.
https://redd.it/1jplbt3
If I were to set up a scam that could last generations, a wishing well is the way to go.
https://redd.it/1jvcy1g
Being colorblind is annoying, but if you were the only one who could see color in a colorblind society, you would probably be a complete outcast.
https://redd.it/1jurv34
A congenitally deaf person witnessing someone whistling for the first time must feel incredibly confused.
https://redd.it/1jtf42u
Vaccines are evolutionary intelligence tests, without them, your line fails.
https://redd.it/1jtzhh4
Refusing to drink from the fountain of youth would end up in delayed suicide.
https://redd.it/1jtus3d
Every time a celebrity signs an autograph, they end up slightly devaluing every autograph they've ever signed.
https://redd.it/1jtesjw
Will we go to classic car shows in 40 years and be like „Oh nice, a 2022 Camry“?
https://redd.it/1jt6mh4
Would an optimist see a trash bin as half full or half empty?
https://redd.it/1jt12ex
CTE is Shaken Grownup Syndrome.
https://redd.it/1jswxyb
For 99.9% of human history, we only ever saw a few dozen faces in our whole life. Now we scroll past more in a single morning.
https://redd.it/1jsobqn
If one or both conjoned twins have schizophrenia then it would be far less noticeable as it's normal for them to talk as two in one body.
https://redd.it/1js4pgz
Our feet are younger than our heads are due to gravity.
https://redd.it/1jqzssu
Voldemort killed exactly a quarter of himself.
https://redd.it/1jqmmro
Future people are going to talk about us with our micro plastics and bad food pyramid the same way we talk about the romans for using lead piping and lead cups...
https://redd.it/1jqrpaq
Going to strip clubs with guy friends is okay but going to watch porn with guy friends is gay. Both get you horny together, but one you have to pay.
https://redd.it/1jq8rhr