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Eventually, the "share sized" candy bars will be the original sized candy bars before shrinkflation.
https://redd.it/1k05umb
Maybe the angry looking on faces on vehicles are subconsciously contributing to more road rage.
https://redd.it/1jzrlkk
One day we’ll be old and pc as we know it will be dead talking about, “back in my day you had to press win+r then type in %appdata% to get to the files you needed. Why? Nobody knew, but that’s how we did it.”
https://redd.it/1jz4wj2
In many Mario games, gathering one hundred coins nets an extra life. In Super Mario Odyssey, Mario's boxer shorts cost 1,000 coins... ergo Mario's life is worth less than his underwear.
https://redd.it/1jyyd9g
When you fill a balloon from a helium tank, both the balloon and the tank get lighter.
https://redd.it/1jyejkq
Because of a silly joke, everyone now does know what the powerhouse of the cell is.
https://redd.it/1jxrwhc
It’s kind of interesting that Australia, the land famous for animals that can kill you in one bite, has one of the highest life expectancies in the world.
https://redd.it/1jxj3i9
Why are they called “potstickers” and not “panstickers?”
https://redd.it/1jwx0vd
Everyone has some fixed amount of time that they can have a sock off before it becomes gross to put it back on.
https://redd.it/1jww27j
Solar power is the only form of mass energy generation that doesn’t involve spinning something.
https://redd.it/1jwm2l4
It's kinda wild how most* people can, and are expected to pilot 1+ ton machines at high speeds near dozens of others, daily.
https://redd.it/1jw86ib
In sitcoms, the birth of a child is often a highly anticipated life event, yet once the baby is born, it becomes somewhat inconvenient for storytelling and is rarely shown or talked about.
https://redd.it/1jvyyw2
Mount Everest is still growing, which means every time someone climbs to the top, they're breaking a new world record.
https://redd.it/1jvu43c
We’ve all been world record holders as we were all the youngest person on the planet at one point or another.
https://redd.it/1jvmf09
To show affection, humans will pull the sex organs off plants and give them as gifts.
https://redd.it/1jvkhw3
In Back to the Future, Marty should have been the first to disappear from the photo, not the last. He was the youngest and furthest from the disruptive rippling event.
https://redd.it/1jzs1j2
In Star Wars, it would stand to reason that Imperial ship designs would be used or at least incorporated into the New Republic's fleet once the Empire fell, creating a new fleet of some sort of Imperial/Rebel hybrid spacecrafts.
https://redd.it/1jz8hlf
I really appreciate people who keep viewing figures up on a show so I can swoop in at the end and binge 5+ seasons without fear of it being cancelled.
https://redd.it/1jyys4r
Contortionists probably have a better chance of surviving a car crash.
https://redd.it/1jy7jmg
With enough anecdotal evidence, you get statistics.
https://redd.it/1jxp98w
Phone companies should just release plastic versions of their phones for people who would otherwise keep them in a bulky case for their whole life.
https://redd.it/1jxpfe9
We kill more animals than any other species, but we're also the only species that feels bad for killing.
https://redd.it/1jxe6nv
Superman could hear all the sex his parents had in great detail before learning to control his powers.
https://redd.it/1jwymhk
Knocking on a bathroom door and entering without an answer is probably the only situation where it's acceptable to do so.
https://redd.it/1jwmer8
There may exist a species on this planet we deem normal that could be extraterrestrial, especially deep sea marine animals.
https://redd.it/1jwcod4
People are confused as to what would happen if an unstoppable force met an immovable object, but logically it would just go through, as there is nothing to stop this from happening.
https://redd.it/1jw377c
There is a chance that you could find a photo that you're in on Wikipedia without knowing it was ever taken.
https://redd.it/1jvn5tx
If you could read minds at the gym, you'd mostly hear people counting slowly and with great intensity.
https://redd.it/1jvqs8l
A bus is simultaneously the most appropriate and the most annoying vehicle to be in an HOV lane.
https://redd.it/1jvk64s
With as rudimentary an understanding as we have of even our own star system, much less its place in the galaxy, if someone found themselves lost in another system, even a benevolent interstellar traveler who could understand them would probably find their descriptions nearly useless.
https://redd.it/1jvdi54