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People who practiced the piano as kids played with music theory stuff like tritones and atonal music without even knowing it.
https://redd.it/1knqrkn
There was a really thin line between the "Oh this is definetly Al" phase and the "Is this Al? I'm not sure anymore" phase
https://redd.it/1k9h4zx
I know you are alive right now. You can’t be sure that I am alive right now.
https://redd.it/1k94ixo
The accent in my head is much better than the accent from my mouth.
https://redd.it/1k8povw
Do cows hear us moo as we pass?
https://redd.it/1k8qtg4
Spiders are the only web designers who get happy when they get a bug.
https://redd.it/1k8o1bt
Planes can fly in reverse if headwinds are strong enough.
https://redd.it/1k7uu0t
There's really no reason a balance beam has to be high off the ground.
https://redd.it/1k74yra
Grape soda is always purple, which completely ignores the existence of green grapes.
https://redd.it/1k73p6f
When you eat a hot dog, you are making another one inside your body by mashing up meat and putting it in an intestine.
https://redd.it/1k6qodj
Fleeing prey animals are heating up the predator's meal.
https://redd.it/1k6fepk
There is nothing in the universe that is agreed upon by everyone.
https://redd.it/1k5t82m
Social Media corrupted the potential of the Internet --
and yes, I’m aware of the irony of posting this here.
https://redd.it/1k5r34i
Gatorade is consumed mostly during sports and hangovers—one’s physical best and worst.
https://redd.it/1k5dpt3
Since our bodies are made up of the food we eat, when you go grocery shopping you are carrying around bags of future-you.
https://redd.it/1k59lbu
The children most impacted by peak leaded gasoline fumes are now 50-75.
https://redd.it/1k9mr2m
All pets are actually adopted (not just those from shelters or rescue centers).
https://redd.it/1k9fk4p
It's crazy how the previous generations were so addicted to cigarettes that they had inbuilt lighters in their cars.
https://redd.it/1k90ix4
The UK would have a minor inconvenience replacing HMS with TMS on naval ships if the new monarch were non-binary.
https://redd.it/1k8lfwn
If a species of similar intelligence to us evolved from a prey animal, they would probably always keep feeling a subtle discomfort with wearing colorful clothes, being in large open spaces, and otherwise standing out.
https://redd.it/1k8prr9
If you get a sunburn while you have goosebumps, does it look like a normal sunburn or does it look textured?
https://redd.it/1k8j7y9
The sync button is to DJs what AI code writing is to developers: some people think they're pros because they use it, some people think they're pros because they don't, and most people don't know or care.
https://redd.it/1k7lt7o
I don't want to take up smoking, but I do want to find a habit that requires me to take breaks from work multiple times a day, go outside, and set something on fire.
https://redd.it/1k789sh
People who have committed criminal offenses in the past, even minor and common ones no one usually cares about, should be really scared of AI. Especially people who politically oppose whomever is in control of that AI.
https://redd.it/1k6lzrb
Every bald person has already had the best hair day they’ll ever have.
https://redd.it/1k6qsbi
You may associate someone's imitation of something with that original thing more than you associate it with itself.
https://redd.it/1k5wu9a
Since "podi" is Latin for "feet", it would make a lot of sense to rename Wikifeet to Wikipodia.
https://redd.it/1k5v4rt
Italy really dropped the ball by letting Germany be known for drinking out of a boot.
https://redd.it/1k5paqa
Some people chew the dry skin off their lips. They're literally eating themselves. That’s casual self-cannibalism.
https://redd.it/1k5aqqh
Humans get more instructions on how to microwave packaged meals than they do on raising a child from birth and beyond.
https://redd.it/1k48d8m