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The Grinch’s enlarged heart was likely a medical cause of his personality change, not a symptom of it.
https://redd.it/1l6a4gx
Buttmuncher used to be an insult in the 90s and now would be a highlight of your Tinder profile.
https://redd.it/1kypg15
There must be Millions, if not Billions, of Dollars Worth of Coins Out of Circulation due to Fountains and Wishing Wells all over the world.
https://redd.it/1kxypqe
Antique shops are stores full of nostalgic stuff for old people.
https://redd.it/1kws1g0
I’ve realized that when you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.
https://redd.it/1kwhjq2
Somewhere between the size of a toilet and the ocean is a body of water with shit in it most find acceptable to wade in.
https://redd.it/1kwa4ab
You know your close friends and family by whose places you don't think twice about going number two.
https://redd.it/1kw81to
"Darkest just before the dawn" sounds poetic, but it's actually just flat out not true.
https://redd.it/1kvlpyt
Our personalities are constantly changing, and so we all die infinite deaths without even realising it.
https://redd.it/1kvbz29
Women chasing beauty often end up making themselves less beautiful.
https://redd.it/1kva40n
The laws we are expected to live by are never actually spelled out clearly for us at any point, without paying to consult a lawyer with specific questions.
https://redd.it/1kv2h22
Raising your hand to knock on a door achieves nothing more than knocking with your hand down.
https://redd.it/1kujjr3
Cottages and cabins are similar kinds of dwellings, yet there is no cabin cheese.
https://redd.it/1kumwyf
There must be so many intended "before" photos we never see because the person didn't lose any weight.
https://redd.it/1kueo8c
Putting money towards retirement is essentially you giving your future self an allowance.
https://redd.it/1ktzhwu
Babies probably know and recognise most places from just their ceilings.
https://redd.it/1kynicj
Future archeologists (and treasure-hunters) will have intense love-hate relationships with landfills.
https://redd.it/1ky92or
Intellectualism has died off because modern life puts too much emphasis on wealth and happiness.
https://redd.it/1kxysyu
If Timothée Chalamet's Dune and Wonka characters switched places, they would have been successful in overthrowing the Harkonen and chocolate cartel, just accomplished in very different ways.
https://redd.it/1kwovz9
The first horse to be ridden must have been surprised.
https://redd.it/1kwbix6
Considering that water absorption is the last stage of digestion, right before expelling waste, a decent chunk of the water currently in your system used to be poop water not long ago.
https://redd.it/1kv53cs
The Indy 500 would be more interesting to non-racing fans if the cars had cute names like in the Kentucky Derby.
https://redd.it/1kv2im3
Sturgeon's Law (90% of everything is crap) is outdated. In 2025, it's probably more like 95%.
https://redd.it/1kv4don
When a military aircraft does a flyover for the national anthem, they're showing you just how precisely they can time an air attack.
https://redd.it/1kv3yyw
Most of us live our whole lives surrounded by trees and plants we can’t even name.
https://redd.it/1kv0zau
In the veggietales world, a pickle would be a mummified corpse.
https://redd.it/1kup7fg
It seeems silly to adults that kids watch people play games on YouTube instead of playing it themselves which is essentially what adults do when they watch sport.
https://redd.it/1kuemdt
Airplane steward(ess) is probably the profession where you - on average - breath in more farts than anyone else.
https://redd.it/1kuc9fq
All animals are tubes, some just have more fancy stuff around the tube.
https://redd.it/1ktok2x