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Maybe aliens are already watching us because they want Earth but their ethics won’t let them wipe us out. So they wait, watching us spiral toward self-destruction to justify stepping in. Not to save us, but to inherit the planet without guilt
https://redd.it/1ldkhvh
I don't like to go to sleep because it's difficult to find a comfortable sleeping position. I also don't like to get up in the morning because this means I have to abandon the perfect sleeping position I've spent so much time searching for.
https://redd.it/1ld7pyp
We used to put the horse before the vehicle to move us around. Now we put the vehicle in front of the horse to move the horse around
https://redd.it/1lbumux
If you didn’t watch it air, you’d never be able to catch up with the Truman Show.
https://redd.it/1lbhg67
The change in your pocket will one day be ancient and could become part of someone’s collection in the far future.
https://redd.it/1laowyw
Everyone's like "what kind of idiot doesn't graduate high school??" and then when you graduate they're all "OMG congratulations!!!!"
https://redd.it/1lap3vk
A crazy thing that happens in your 40s is noticing that there are a lot of well-adjusted, mature adults that are 10 years younger than you. They used to be naive kids. And now you’re basically at the same level.
https://redd.it/1lai8gu
People are often hesitant to spend more money than necessary, but won’t think twice about procrastinating their time away.
https://redd.it/1l9ut3g
The type of people that believe plants have feelings are often also the type to only eat plants.
https://redd.it/1l9xrfz
Time doesn't heal all wounds, it just teaches you how to live around them.
https://redd.it/1l9ui1u
Slugs would be one of the creepiest creatures on Earth if they were fast.
https://redd.it/1l98wzb
Baskets must have been really unreliable if serious advice in the past was to not put all your eggs into one basket.
https://redd.it/1l82wnn
In depictions of Lucifer where you can see he used to be beautiful, what if he just looks like that because he's depressed and hasn't showered for a few thousand years?
https://redd.it/1l8b6e4
In a few years, "AI-or-Real guesser" will probably be a real job.
https://redd.it/1l7h25c
Human waste disposal networks are some the most important infrastructure for our way of life and very few people ever see them.
https://redd.it/1l713c7
The tree which will be used to provide the wood for your coffin has already been planted.
https://redd.it/1ldaxdx
It is a small wonder that humans have kept to the cycle of the days of the week for so many thousands of years without forgetting one.
https://redd.it/1lcptdr
The person who discovered popcorn must have been really surprised by it.
https://redd.it/1lbnyze
Meaning is not something the universe gives you. It's something you give the universe.
https://redd.it/1lbc6ec
The banning of honey in Bee Movie wouldn't lead to an overproduction in Barry's hive if honey wasn't already being harvested from his hive.
https://redd.it/1laq3hv
IKEA has likely provided more hex-keys to consumers than any other supplier.
https://redd.it/1labv8z
This year, 2025, is 45 squared. The next time the year will be a perfect square is in 91 years - in 2116.
https://redd.it/1lagnid
Life would be so much easier if we were just OK with wrinkled clothes...too many fall prey to "Big Iron".
https://redd.it/1la1s0d
The price for seat 11A on every flight is going to be higher from now on.
https://redd.it/1l9ujmb
Regardless how popular other super heroes are, Superman has been referenced the most in mainstream songs.
https://redd.it/1l9qhlc
If reincarnation was real everyone would pick a super rich person as their easy-mode tutorial mission, and that is why they all act so crazy.
https://redd.it/1l973vu
Most of my daydreaming is done at night.
https://redd.it/1l8jxgr
The eight planets rotating around our sun could be called an orbyte.
https://redd.it/1l7wq2t
If the Magic School Bus kids could safely explore inside someone’s body, that person must’ve had a seriously suppressed immune system — because a healthy immune system would’ve definitely elicited an immune response and attacked them.
https://redd.it/1l7fvag
Contained in a pastry shell, we can cook anything semi-solid in a toaster. Yet we underachieve with just Pop-Tarts and Toaster Strudels.
https://redd.it/1l6b0q6