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Funeral workers are probably the only people who get buried at their workplace.
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If Captain Underpants (from the children's series by the same name) were a woman instead of a man, it would not be considered suitable for children and likely never get published.
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We are living in the good old days of chatbots and artificial intelligence.
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If you were born before Sep. 16, 1983, your birth is closer to WWII (Pearl Harbor) than to today.
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When you wake up to roll over in bed, it's like changing the channels on the dreams you're having.
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The definition of salad--"a dish consisting of mixed ingredients"--is so broad that any food with more than one ingredient could be considered a salad.
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Supercar owners spend more money not driving their vehicles than they do driving them.
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Poltergeists in New Jersey must be extra angry since they have to spend eternity in New Jersey.
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Everyone should have to experience a simulation of what going through a crash on the highways feels like before they get a license.
https://redd.it/1lgijir
Every glass of water you drink carries an avalanche of molecules that once sloshed through a dinosaur.
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If your life flashed before your eyes it would look like a strobe light because of how much you sleep.
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There is a chance that the sensitivity of testicles is a product of evolution. The cavemen who were not as protective took damage thus lowered their chances to reproduce. Was there a breed of numb balls at some point?
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If I were trapped in a cardboard house with sentient puppets, I'd probably be just as crazy as Mr Noodle.
https://redd.it/1lev8y9
The existence of universal constants, governing laws of physics, and the conservation of energy could be proof that we live in a programmed simulation since if we ever build one, that's exactly how we'd optimise the system.
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The expression "I'd bet dollars to donuts" made more sense when donuts cost less than a dollar.
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One of the most important lessons you can learn early is that just because someone does something for a living doesn’t mean they are good at it.
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It’s very difficult to imagine what it feels like to be too cold when one is too warm, and vice-versa.
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The US administration’s immigration enforcement seems like a massive, real world Stanford Prison Experiment where immigrants are the prisoners and ICE are the guards.
https://redd.it/1lk59f8
Why don't they make a massage place where you can just go sleep after?
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We might have actual living mammoths before we set foot on Mars.
https://redd.it/1lhzaiz
If Pinocchio said that his nose grew every time he told the truth, he could've lied to everyone.
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Funny how the folks who can start a nuclear war are the ones with cozy bunkers ready to ride it out.
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It’s weird how TV episodes usually have names but TV seasons never do.
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Front lawns are mostly just for show.
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Testicles can turn a man on and off depending on how hard they’re touched.
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Statistically speaking, the most common final words men across history have heard before dying are probably "I love you" or "Fire".
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There are a lot more cats named Tom than mice named Jerry.
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The only thing standing between me and exercise is sitting.
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The majority of monsters aren't evil, just hungry.
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Swimming is one of the only sports where coaches tell you to breathe less instead of more.
https://redd.it/1ldvucn