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Telling students not to use AI at all in school is exactly as useful for preventing cheating as abstinence-only sex ed is at preventing STDs and unplanned pregnancies.
https://redd.it/1lq2i8o
It’s nice that rain doesn’t fall fast enough to do damage, or early humans would’ve been screwed.
https://redd.it/1lpt2ts
We often look out for ourselves, forgetting that others are simply doing the same for themselves as well.
https://redd.it/1lp3xpl
Background music is embraced but background movies are criticised.
https://redd.it/1louq70
Everyone holds multiple world records.
https://redd.it/1londub
All old people are orphans.
https://redd.it/1lnrhb6
There are no nights in outer space.
https://redd.it/1lnh1lf
Sperm donation is human pollination.
https://redd.it/1lmlx8w
Generative AI would make it way easier for supernatural entities to hide their existence in an era of smartphones and social media.
https://redd.it/1lmdudy
Teenagers and adults finding each other gross is a feature, not a bug.
https://redd.it/1lmdl3h
You can experience every single modern humans’ lifetime consecutively and still barely reach the expected lifetime of a red dwarf star.
https://redd.it/1llt070
As a rich person, Harrison Ford probably owns a lot of things that Indiana Jones would say belong in a museum.
https://redd.it/1llscm4
If knowledge is power, how come that idiots are in charge of the world?
https://redd.it/1llhd80
Anything you've ever done is a canonical part of human history.
https://redd.it/1ll2zrf
A group chat named after you is the one you’re least likely to be in.
https://redd.it/1ll08po
Podcasts have made millions of people keenly aware of how frustrating it is to hear someone not finish their own thought.
https://redd.it/1lpvuin
MCU's NYC would be very affordable to live in. Being at the center of a world-ending event every few years and a couple of city-wide disasters every single year should be enough to drop housing prices. Finally.
https://redd.it/1lploql
Memory doesn’t feel like the past. It feels like a place you briefly visited but somehow never left.
https://redd.it/1lowod9
When your cellphone uses its vibration motor to warn you about low battery, it is ironically wasting even more of the battery you’re supposed to save.
https://redd.it/1loolo7
When a person is doing baby talk to a baby, you are witnessing the best part of that human being.
https://redd.it/1lnxxmv
If dogs sweated like human beings, they probably would not be popular pets.
https://redd.it/1lnjh5t
My watch history has gone from shows where kids act like adults to adults acting like kids.
https://redd.it/1ln1usy
During your life you will walk by, drive by, sit near and occupy the same rooms with hundreds of thousands of people that you will never meet.
https://redd.it/1lmr96l
If puberty is confusing for humans, metamorphosis must be extremely confusing for caterpillars.
https://redd.it/1lmivwe
If reincarnation is real, there must be a maximum "stock" of people alive at the same time.
https://redd.it/1lm8uqr
Iridescent clothes are perceived as childish, but medieval royalty would kill to monopolize the right to wear them.
https://redd.it/1llxde5
The last thing you feel when you get your head cut off is often your head smashing into the ground, not your head getting cut off.
https://redd.it/1llux1u
People swallow tiny bits of themselves (and each other) all the time. Therefore, the taboo of cannibalism isn't about whether or not you eat human; it's about how much human you eat.
https://redd.it/1lkyqnu
Humans are the pinnacle apex predator on the planet and yet the majority of us would not be able to survive in nature for more than a few weeks.
https://redd.it/1ll3san
With the amount of elite people Scooby Doo and the gang have foiled it’s amazing no one has taken them out yet to silence them.
https://redd.it/1lkxy0v