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It's legal in more countries for a man to have sex with a male sex robot than a male human.
https://redd.it/1lw04ya
After the traffic lights turn green, the moment you start moving is the combined reaction times of every driver in front of you.
https://redd.it/1lv4m6k
The vast majority of bathrooms in the world do not contain baths.
https://redd.it/1lv3gao
The inside handle of the bathroom door can be the most clean or the most unclean in the house depending on the inhabitants.
https://redd.it/1luldbf
A large percentage of websites that don't have ads are websites for ad companies.
https://redd.it/1lu80gw
Doctors at the VA should be called Veteranarians.
https://redd.it/1ltvn84
From the moment we are born, we never stop seeing for a single second. Even when we close our eyes, we are seeing the inside of our eyelids.
https://redd.it/1ltqb1u
A lot of comic book characters have names that aren't used much anymore. Not too many Bruces, Clarks, Barrys or Archies these days. Not to mention barely any Richards that go by "Dick" anymore.
https://redd.it/1ltaby5
There have probably been multiple times that an animal was born with a game changing mutation only to be killed by something outside of its control.
https://redd.it/1ltaaff
Some day most combustion engine cars trips will have to plan out available refuel stops again.
https://redd.it/1lswok7
The surest sign that you can't trust someone is them telling you that you can trust them.
https://redd.it/1lsgiuy
Listening to podcasts is to socialising what masturbation is to sex.
https://redd.it/1lscgvr
People that are still lighting off large fireworks in residential areas past 11pm aren’t necessarily assholes. But they are definitely bad at resource management and showmanship. All of these lingering fireworks should have been included in a much bigger and earlier grand finale.
https://redd.it/1ls0ahi
There are only a few places in the universe that produce oxygen and get bombarded by Jupiter-sized hydrogen clouds ejected by a local star.
https://redd.it/1lr82o2
Some of the very first myths about giants probably originated from populations that were just really short relative to any foreigners they met.
https://redd.it/1lqd65l
All of us have been the youngest person on earth, albeit briefly. Very few will be the oldest.
https://redd.it/1lvi922
The McCallisters had a dog door installed on their back door, but at no point in either movie was a dog on screen or talked about.
https://redd.it/1lv452k
The more the population grows, the greater the odds somebody will spontaneously combust.
https://redd.it/1lv0dy3
Rubiks Cube and Sudoku are almost perfect opposites.
https://redd.it/1lungfs
The human condition is an effort to optimize your environment for maximum relaxation and enjoyment.
https://redd.it/1ltnkvf
An alien invasion wouldn't unite humanity; nations would be selling each other out at the first opportunity.
https://redd.it/1ltvd6e
I’ll never know how much I’ve subtly impacted the lives of others simply by asking “Do you want a picture with all of you?”
https://redd.it/1lthnno
The show, “Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?” highlights how our education system often emphasizes information we quickly forget and rarely use.
https://redd.it/1ltd2f8
Astrology is looking at the oldest, most important things in the universe and thinking "How could I make this about myself".
https://redd.it/1lt6se1
Analog clocks in phones are still fundamentally digital clocks.
https://redd.it/1lsgpqc
More people have likely shouted “Three!” while jumping from a high place than any other number.
https://redd.it/1lshajc
If birds suddenly decided it was fun to poop on humans, there wouldn’t be much we could do about it.
https://redd.it/1lsao1u
For as many languages and cultures as there are in Star Wars, there seeps to be a disproportionately low number of silent letters in its words and names.
https://redd.it/1lrbwbd
If you make a silly face at any random child in public, chances are pretty good they will do one back, right? I wonder how many adults would match your energy if you made a silly face at them. It would certainly make grocery shopping more entertaining.
https://redd.it/1lr3mmm
When I'm thinking about my dreams, I'm on the outside looking in. When I dream, I'm on the inside looking out.
https://redd.it/1lq6e6e