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It's just what he wanted!
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YOU GUYS WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TO ME
ME AND MARKSMAN COIN ARE GETTING ENGAGED! SHE PROPOSED TO ME AND HAD A WHOLE WEDDING PREPARED KNOWING I'D SAY YES!!! BY THE TIME YOU'RE READING THIS WE ARE WIVES YAYYYYYYYY
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I got sillyquestion about coin mechanics
Watched Max0r vid and purchased this game. Amazing stuff but I have some questions. Revolver always have 4 coins or I can increase this number somehow? I used Plitch to activate infinity revolver charges cheat, just to test how coins work. But I still dont get it -- is damage increasing if I have more than 4 coins in air? (For clarification: I dont play withs cheats, just test some stuff)
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Ultrakill heaven be like:
Theres absolutely no way V1 can take on Heaven
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I didn’t know Guttertanks have that move
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syllabus prime
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My friend's reaction to 7-1 (she really liked it)
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2 in the morning playing ultrakill in thigh highs
Peak way to spend my night (tf is sleeping?)
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the font
so i saw those weapon posts the other day, about gooning to the game and the marksman, and this makes the prime opportunity for me to confess my own ultragoon.
its the font
i goon to the font
those sharp angels on the letters are just so so spectacularly hot, even thinking about it almost makes me sauce my pants.
like i know its just a font, just a way to represent those 26 characters. but each one is an absolute masterpiece, its the mona lisa of fonts. those beautiful character, the sharp edges and those pixelated lines. its just font perfection, its just natural that such fantastic character architecture, makes you awe in beauty.
and for me that awe is exuded in the form of the sensual emotion. it makes me so hot under my collar. it make me erupt the juice of life with euphoric font enamourment.
i know its a unusual type of sexual stimulation. but i cant help it, the font is just so sublime, so bewitching, so pulchritudinous. i used to be ashamed of my textual attraction, but it became a core part of my ultrakill experience. every time im ready to try to p-rant 1-e again, i always just stop in the runs to pause and have a full look of the font, i feel it just elevates my skill (at least for the rest of that run). until i will actualy be able to do it. (maybe i just need to pause my game more at the end of my runs, at the agony & tundra, and maybe i will than exceed at the challenge (but doing that i fear that i will create a pool of life in my pants doing that)).
i hope others with a similar experience will now also learn to embrace such a peculiar neuron activation, and will eventual also know that it will help their game play instead of thinking it hinders it.
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how if feels to play the full game after years of only playing the demo
third world country student with shitty laptop moment
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(Fraud spoler kinda?) Sorry for bad quality, i made this when the new enemy was just anonced
And yes the enemy is a she/her in my headcanon because of the other holy goddess entity with lasers and a same name
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Would V1 be good at Ultrakill?
Hypothetically, if V1 had a computer and could play ultrakill with mouse and keyboard, would he be good at it? V1 isn't wired and coded to be good at PC gaming but he is a machine that can adapt and learn so i'm wondering
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I goon to the weapons
Idk insert some eight odd paragraphs of a fanfic about the guns turning me on or something
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I have a very weird confession about ULTRAKILL.
Alright, throwaway for obvious reasons. This is so deeply embarrassing that I've never told a single person in my life. But I saw this post the other day, and for the first time ever, I didn't feel completely insane. So I'm just gonna rip the band-aid off.
My whole life, I've felt like I was "broken" when it came to this stuff. I'm asexual and aromantic. I don't look at people and feel that. Honestly, most porn makes me feel kinda sick. I figured my wiring was just... different, and that was that.
But then there's Ultrakill.
It sounds like a joke, I know. It sounds like a bad meme. It's not. It's the most confusing, shameful, and real thing I've ever dealt with.
I'm not talking about cute Youtubers (like Max0r). I'm talking about the pure, raw gameplay. A perfectly executed Core Nuke. A clean Railcoinpunch where every input lines up so perfectly to make a miss impossible. A smooth P-Rank with impossible-looking tech. Having a really well-played, difficult Cyber Grind round gets me so... intensely, physically worked up that I can't control it. It's a direct, involuntary physical reaction. I've had to stop watching YouTube videos of Ichellor because of it. It’s that powerful, and that embarrassing.
After reading that other post, I fell down a rabbit hole trying to understand why. The closest thing I've found that makes sense is that it's not actually a fetish. A fetish is when you're attracted to something. I'm not attracted to the game. It's more like my brain completely misfires.
The satisfaction I get from seeing perfect gameplay, the strats, the precision, the visual ASMR of it all, its so powerful that my brain seems to misinterpret that flood of "YES, THIS IS PERFECT" feeling as sexual arousal. My body just follows orders from the wrong signal. It's apparently a real, studied thing: a "misattribution of a non-sexual stimulus."
So... yeah. I'm the guy who has to take his Pump Charge Shotgun out after watching a good Ichellor vid. It feels pathetic to type out, but there it is. If there's anyone else out there who gets it, even a little... hi. You're not a monster. You're just wired in a really, really weird way.
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Which V1 model is better?
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+ENRAGED Providence concept thingy
What i think the angel looks like when it is angrey
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I never noticed this neat detail, but i have some questions..
How can there be multiple ferrymen?
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What is this madness?
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Swordsmachine
Mostly from memory
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Guys! I FINALLY BOUGHT ULTRAKILL
I don't know if this is a show-off but I had to tell someone about this! After a little less than a year of pirating I can finally buy it!
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Today in my library we were told to make a bookmark… I made Earthmover!
Hopefully I get a present for this :3 it was a bit hard drawing the black lines on a wooden bookmark but thankfully it went well altogether!
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The duality of player
~~Taken from the The World Looks Red comments on yt~~
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Something Something In Response To The New Trend
So. Do You Guys Want Me To.. (Attempt) To Make The Guns Attractive? Imaj Unrelted
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"ultrakill is mid" cinematic af midair triple mindflayer fight:
song: Dizzy Paranoia Girl - VocaloKAT
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Someone has daddy issues here
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Black Minos Prime
Ijust printed this to test how my printer handles overhangs:) Turned out pretty well.
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our protest to fraud delay
these are the two masterwork of writing in which shakespeare is envious at that made me to make this https://www.reddit.com/r/Ultrakill/s/ciM3pk6i5B https://www.reddit.com/r/Ultrakill/s/Xt1DyDpUvT
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Prime soul propaganda
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Who is the most annoying enemy/boss in ur opinion?
Its virtues for me,like I know they can die in one hit with railcannon but still they are very annoying in my opinion
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