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Christmas lesson
My children misbehaved all year so at Christmas they received coal as revenge. My children, two beautiful black-haired twins, were well-behaved boys with good grades until one day they met a new boy at school. I thought they would only have a normal one. friendship, but as time went by, my children began to lower their grades and behave badly with everyone. When I questioned their bad attitude, they told me that this classmate told them that they should do those things because they were fun. I got very upset and told them to change. that attitude, something they didn't do and they continued to misbehave for months when December came they came to tell me what they would ask to santa i listen carefully and I planned to give them a lesson on December 24th they were excited about the gifts but at night I made sure Leave large pieces of charcoal next to a note that said Coco was here because of his bad attitude and if they continue I'm going to take them, the next morning I saw them, they were crying, scared and sad. They apologized and learned the lesson of not being influenced by anyone.
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White Elefant
When I was a kid my Boy Scout troop always had a Christmas party and a white elephant gift exchange. The gift had to be camping gear related except for the rubiks cube that had been circulated for a couple of years. Someone decided to wrap up a can of pepper spray and put it in the gift exchange. One of the kids in my patrol got it and discharged it in the middle of the Christmas skits. It cleared out the entire room! Our scout masters were pissed for obvious reasons.
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Person outside the window
About a month or so ago I woke up to go to the bathroom at night(not sure what time) and behind the curtain I see a what at the time I assumed was a face. I have a bunch of random things lying around so I can use them when I please and I have a machete. I unsheathe it and run up to the window and make a goofy face. the guy darts off at insane speeds.
I was so dazed I didn't feal any fear. Though the next day I was wondering if that was a dream or not and I notice the machete was never put back in its sheath... it wasn't a dream.
...But by now I've gotten over it the look on his face will never leave my mind
Edit: Oh BTW this is a real story
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Funny dentist visit
I was going to a routine dentist appointment at my new San Diego dentist like 5 years ago, and everything went well. The dentist said I could use some extra treatment if I want to.
Then as I'm leaving, the dentist assistant tells me I can have a margarita if I want first. So I'm confused sort of and excited, and say I guess I'll have a margarita. So I leave the dental room and go to the front desk, and they say they have a shot of tequila instead of a margarita at the moment. So I take a large shot of margarita and drive home after the dentist. The dentist even said anytime I want to go on a private plane ride with him just let him know. This was just my introduction visit, somehow was the most surreal dentist appointment lol. I figured its funny enough a story, driving home from the dentist after a free big shot of tequila courtesy of the dentist.
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I did my teachers job better than my teacher
One time when I was 10 years old, I had finished my school work of writing English to Norwegian (I’m Norwegian btw) so I thought I could talk to my friends, who had also finished. But then after I started my conversation with friends, my teacher started yelling at me saying the usual like “oh you think it’s so easy! Why don’t you come up here and teach the class yourself!” I, without a SECOND thought said “ok” so my teacher allowed me to do the lesson for the class, where I would go through the answers with mine on the side to grade myself, everything was going smoothly and I even dropped a couple of jokes. One of my friends said, the past tense for leave is left, then I said “just like your dad” the entire class burst out laughing. My friend said he was ok with it and called it funny (his dad is still very much present in his life) after the class my teacher said I did a VERY unexpected thing. Safe to say my teacher never used that threat on me again😅
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Dyslexic Stripper
My husband and I were watching reruns of the antiques roadshow. The theme music is kind of jazzy. The music was playing and my husband starts dancing suggestively while also zipping up his sweater.
Me: Love your skills but strippers usually take clothes off when dancing.
Him: I'm a dyslexic stripper. (Keeps dancing)
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Funny story
That’s one way to scare off religious solicitors.
So, back in 2011, I was majoring in theatre arts at the local college and was in the theatrical makeup class. It was the only class I had on Fridays and I frequently came home in whatever I had done that day in class to show my dad.
It was the week of Halloween and our teacher was teaching us “bloodies” (gore makeup), and my horror-obsessed, haunted house scare actor, “Fleet Street is the best stage blood” boasting self was going WILD. While most of the other students did a burn, a few bruises, maybe a gash on the arm…I made myself look like roadkill that also got mauled by a bear. It was A LOT, enough to get me pulled over by a concerned campus cop when I was leaving. I went home covered in fake blood, looking like hell and LOVING IT.
My dad told me to keep it on so my niece and nephews could see when they got there after school (they knew I had makeup class, I wasn’t going to scar them). So around 2:45pm, I hear a knock at the door. Well I decided to answer like a zombie to make them laugh.
I should note: I realize I should have probably checked to make sure it was them…
I answer the door slowly, dragging a foot, moaning “brains”…to see two Jehovah’s Witnesses go green and absolutely BOLT back to their bikes. I literally was still processing what had just happened as they peeled around the corner and my brother showed up with the kids…
To this day, my dad says he sees them actively avoid our door and once heard them refer to it as “the home of the devil.”
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Clowns in the basement
Back in high school me and my buddy prank called my 85 year old grandfather with dementia that we were two creepy clowns hiding in his basement and we were coming to tickle and spank him we called the guy about 20 times under a no called ID number convincing him we were in the basement dude ended up eventually calling the police police went to his house he made them search the basement and everything 😂😂😂😂 we ended up getting away with it cause we never pursed after we found out police got involved but man was that funny
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I cant believe this happened
There's this kid in my gym class and he is a senior and he thinks he's a pro rapper. Some of his lyrics include I'm walking with the dead ain't talking bout the zombie, and I'm broke yeah you know they all about me. Well the other day he was rapping at me cause he tried to bully me and he goes, you have AIDS you wanna trades, so lI'm like do you know what AIDS is and he says yeah, he then says have AIDS, bozos wear braids, so now im like don't go around saying you have AIDS cause you clearly don't know what that is. One of my friends walks over and goes chase who'd you get AIDS from and the kid says threw med kits at him in fortnite and It gave him AIDS. He then proceeds to tell our gym teacher that. I don't play fortnite fyi but now he's looking at a 2 week suspension 🤣
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Soap opera scene
When I was a young child, I was on YouTube and found a video titled "Soap Opera Scene". It started out with a man lying in bed asleep, and he heard a strange tapping sound outside his window. He said to himself, "Oh, what's all the commotion? Is someone throwing pebbles at my window? Is there a woodpecker at my door? What the fuck's going on here?" My mom was in the other room and when she heard the expletive she went "HEEEEEEYYYYY!" After that she and my dad had a talk with me and told me that soap operas weren't for kids. It was news to me.
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The curse of the chairs
Hi. I’m going to start this off by saying that I am not α redditer at all, but I needed to put this story somewhere because I feel as though I’m losing my mind
Any and all names in this story will be made up.
One day - probably about two months ago - I walked into my English class and sat down. I was instantly disturbed by the fact that my chair - which is usually one that I am able to lean back in α bit - was pressing up against my back. It was the same type of chair, but the back seemed to have been bent forward α bit. I then turned to my friend sitting next to me and said “my chair feels weird 😨”, he says “nothing’s wrong with your chair”, I say “SIT IN IT” and get up from my chair. He then sits in my chair and says “ew what’s wrong with your chair”. By then the class is started to watch and listen as we debate what’s wrong with my chair. I turn to my teacher - we’ll call her Ms. Acorn - and say “there’s something wrong with my chair 😖”. Ms. Acorn says “nothings wrong with your chair”. I stand up and say “LOOK AT IT”. Ms. Acorn then says “oh, that’s strange, it’s like leaning forward”. I then switch out my chair for α normal one and move on with my day.
The following week I return to class having completely forgetting last week’s chair debacle. I sit down, once again to find that I am sitting in the weird chair. I freak out once again and have to switch it for another.
This happens α few times over the course of about α month. I won’t detail every time but it happens at least 2-3 other times. After one of the times we even put α piece of painters tape on the chair so that we can tell the difference. Every time it happens I get called crazy, I tell someone to sit in it, and they go “what the hell”. There was one time though where it was normal and I was just paranoid.
I’d just like to add the fact that NO ONE ELSE IS HAVING THIS ISSUE, IT’S JUST ME.
After we added the piece of tape I no longer sit in the weird chair, and I honestly forgot about the curse that’s been laid upon me. And for about α month, I’m in peace.
Until today.
Today I went into English, sat down, and was instantly reminded of the weird chair BECAUSE I WAS SITTING IN IT. I freak out once again and say “someone must’ve taken the tape off 😖” and swap it with another chair. Except this time when i switch the chair, the one I switch it with is weird too. I get called crazy by all of my classmates yet again. One of my friends sits in both of the weird chairs, and she confirms that they are both in fact weird. Another friend says “it’s ok buddy, I’ll take the weird chair, have mine”. He then sits down and says “ew no i can’t sit in this chair”, a classmate sitting nearby asks “can I try it?” which leads to about three classmates sitting in it and saying “that’s so weird”. One classmate asks if they can have it for back support. While they take the chair I notice that behind them is an extra chair. An extra chair with tape on it. THERE ARE CURRENTLY AT LEAST 3 WEIRD CHAIRS IN MY CLASSROOM AND YET EVERY TIME I SIT DOWN I’M THE ONLY ONE WITH ONE.
As you can see this is bothering my soul deeply, and I am tired of the weird chairs.
If there are any chair gods out there, I BEG OF YOU, PLEASE TAKE AWAY THIS CURSE.
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I violated law to save my reputation
Im 10 years old kid who got bullied in school,, I've got idea:"What if im change my grades?" I had A's and B's but PE was my weakness, so I got home, writes simple keylogger and copied it to USB and installed it to PC's around school, it worked well, so I seen all keys typed, but no passwords or at least names, only A, F, C, B,+,-...
Our pe teacher got sick and he has been replaced with ugly man who hates kids, he punched me, I hit my head with metal ladder we had in PE class, I telled mom but she didn't even want to believe me, I remembered about megabytes of logs, and he maked mistake, he texted his friend "Hah, students are so weak, I punched name and he hit ladder with head, he cryed but nobody believe him!!!", he gone to prison for year.
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Whats the funniest thing youve ever seen in your life?
What is a funny story from your life? It can be any number of stories. one of mines when my best friend in primary school was busted for taking a poo from a tree. We were playing in the oval and we dared our friend dylan to poo from the tree, he went at sat on a tall branch and poo'd and as it was half way falling one of the teachers came out and busted him. About 20 years ago now , still laugh.
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FREE BEER?
I was at a local restaurant with a group of friends a few weeks ago. I went to the bar to buy another beer, the barmaid started to pull the beer , halfway through pouring, the keg rang out, I said its ok, I'll wait while you tap another keg. However, that was the last of the brand I had ordered, as she was pouring a new beer, she said "If you like a lot of head, I'll give it to you for free' (motioning to half filled glass) The horrified look on her face as she realised what she had said PRICELESS
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Meter Betty
Another story about people from my hometown.
Last story: Kim the mechanic.
So in my hometown, there was a woman known as “Black Betty” she was known on the streets as the “plus sized woman in overalls who stole from the old sugar daddy men.”
Anyway, Black Betty was looking to make some extra money, and in my hometown. There’s some places that people have let go, so they’re run down and abandoned.
Well, Black Betty went into one of these parking lots, and some of the parking meters would wobble around and the hole in the ground would be larger than the pole.
She was at this parking meter and she pulled the whole meter up out of the ground, took off and took it to the junk yard.
She gets to the junk yard and asks them to help her get the money out of it. They tell her they will in a minute if she could wait outside.
They call the police, and they show up to the junk yard. There’s meter Betty standing by the door with the parking meter in her hands.
The city went and took up all the loose parking meters after that, she got released from jail and went back to robbing old men who picked her up in the street.
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How long should I wait for anyone even noticing I am posting on Reddit ?
Again just out of curiosity I’ve heard many things about it :X
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Why people don’t drink beer with a straw?
I recently made this video and had an intense discussion with my pals. Let me know what do you think? I’m just always curious about these sort of things.
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My INSANE Doctor’s Appointment…And we have lift off!
If you’ve ever been so embarrassed you literally could die, you gotta hear this.
So here I am straight outta high school. It was a couple years since my last physical and I was due. So, I scheduled a doctor’s appointment for a regular physical. You have no idea how this is going to end. I get to my appointment and I’m ready for whatever. Open my mouth and say “ahh”, take big, deep breaths in and out, and yes, drop my pants, turn and cough. Then he says, “we should take a urine sample” and I’m like easy peasy. So, I get a cup from the nurse, head to the bathroom and splash all over to get a sample. You think it’s easy, but it’s not like a faucet. Once you start, you can’t stop. I cleaned up, walked out and gave the cup of my pee to the nurse and head home full of pride thinking I surely passed with flying colors. Nope. The nurse calls later that afternoon and I’m thinking, I only slept with a couple girls, what could it be? She begins to tell me that my test came back abnormal and that I should see a specialist. “What specialist?” I ask. She says we found an abnormal amount of white blood cells in your urine, and we’d like you to see a Urologist. Great, here we go.
I schedule a Urologist appointment a week later and I’m thinking the worst. Could it be an STD, or worse yet, some type of disease? Maybe I have a defective ding dong? I have no clue. I nervously walk in, sit down and wait my turn, gripping the chair with both hands like I’m about to take off on a rocket ship. There are other guys in the waiting room all waiting their turns, but it’s obvious that I’m the youngest of this space shuttle crew. Finally, my name gets called and I sit down in the exam room. About 20 minutes later, the doctor comes in and explains what the nurse told me over the phone. Here I am thinking, “it’ll just be another urine sample, right?” He then says, “I’d like to start with a bladder scope.” Great, they’re going to cut me open and look at my bladder. This obviously won’t happen today, and this will need to be scheduled out. Nope. He says, “No, we won’t cut you open. We’ll take a thin tube with a light and camera at the end and insert it into your urethra.” I am visibly shaking at this point. “What’s my urethra? Is that a medical term for belly button?” I ask. “No, it’s where you urinate from,” he says. I immediately turn white and start sweating.
I begin to tell him “I don’t think this is necessary. I’ve only slept with two girls and there must be some type of mistake. Can we schedule this for another time?” “No, we have it scheduled for today and trust me, it won’t hurt or take long,” he says.
I get taken back into another room where they lay me down to prepare me for the procedure. I’m literally shaking at this point, thinking I just want to go home and crawl under the covers. Then about 4 other nurses walk into the room. Apparently, they are students who are observing the procedure for educational purposes. WTF I’m thinking. This older female nurse, probably in her 60’s, then comes up to me and says, “I need to prepare the area for the procedure.” She then proceeds to clean my junk with this orange-reddish liquid called iodopovidone.
Oh no. It’s been some time since my last encounter with my ex, but this is not good. She’s cleaning the area like it’s her last supper and here I am getting a rock, hard bonsai tree. I grasp the table and before I can start to think of my grandmother, the inevitable happens. I had no control. It was so fast. I had no time to think. It, and I mean ‘IT’ comes out. The nurse takes a step back and immediate places a towel over and says, “It’s not the first time.”
The procedure was quick, and I got dressed and walked out of the office with my tail between my legs. I get home and shower like I’ve just been violated. Thankfully, everything was just fine, except for my pride. I haven’t had a physical since.
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