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How I deal with a girl annoying me.
I'm a senior in highschool. Theres this girl that constantly annoys me and does it on purpose. So one day I blinded her with my phone flashlight which caused her to trip over a chair. I regret nothing.
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Honked at one of those "Honk If" stickers
Saw a sticker on the back of a car last night that said "Honk if Jesus love you"
I honked.
She turns, looks at us and immediately flips us off in anger because we honked at her.
You may need a different sticker lady. 😂
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Gays Dont Cry
Once upon a time, there were two best friends, John and Alex. They had been friends since they were little and had gone through everything together. They were so close that people often mistook them for a couple, but they didn't care.
One day, John's girlfriend broke up with him. He was devastated and couldn't stop crying. Alex, being the good friend he is, tried to console him, but John just kept crying and crying.
After a while, Alex couldn't take it anymore and said, "Come on, man, gays don't cry!"
John stopped crying immediately and looked at Alex in disbelief. "What the hell are you talking about?" he asked.
Alex quickly realized his mistake and tried to backpedal. "Uh, I mean, uh, real men don't cry! Yeah, that's it! Real men don't cry!"
John just shook his head and said, "Dude, I don't care if I'm gay or not. I'm allowed to cry if I want to."
They both laughed and hugged it out, knowing that their friendship was stronger than any silly stereotype. From that day on, whenever one of them got emotional, they would just say, "Hey man, gays don't cry!" and have a good laugh about it.
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He just wanted to give me something to look at
This is a story my mom told me about as I was too young to remember at the time. When I was an infant, I used to love staring at ceiling fans. I don’t know why, but I’d enjoy watching them go round and round for hours on end. Anyway, one day my grandpa was babysitting me and noticed me staring at the fan, so he wanted to give me “something to look at”. So his thought process was to go upstairs, grab my sisters giant Barney plush doll, and tie it to the ceiling fan BY THE NECK! My mom comes home to see me staring at Barney spin round and round being hanged by the fan and goes: “Dad, what the hell?!” And all he said in response was: “I wanted to give him something to look at!” God, I miss that man.
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So this one is a doozy…
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Most embarrassing story from your childhood
For a podcast we want to discuss your embarrassing stories
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The toilet handler
I work in a kind of old building. It's definitely seen better days. For about 3 weeks, you would go to flush the toilet and the handle would just fall off in your hand. Everytime, my office would call services and they would send someone to come fix it. The fourth time this happened, the handy man pulled my boss and I aside to tell us he thought someone was doing it maliciously. He started a line of questioning that even the FBI would be proud of. He asked if we had any recently disgruntled employees who would be purposefully sabotaging the toilet. And he was was dead serious. It is my favorite of all the conversations I've ever head and still makes me laugh. After our interrogation, my coworkers and I deemed our mysterious saboteur "the toilet handler".
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something I did to my girlfriend
Okay so one day at recess she was throwing dirt in my mouth (and it does not taste good at all). The next day, she brought her water bottle to recess. She fell and the water bottle was kinda far away from her so I opened the straw of it, turned it towards her, and stepped on the water bottle. then me and my other friends ran for our lives because my girlfriend is kinda fast, and then she pushed us down a small hill :)
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A Call For Heat In The Year 2030
A young woman sits inside her one-room apartment, wrapped in blankets, as she waits for a customer service agent to answer the phone.
#### Service Agent
Hello! Thank you for calling ThermaGlobe, the world’s one and only source for heat. This is Rishi speaking. Can I please have your full name and preferred pronouns?
#### Woman
Sara Fuller… She/her
#### Service Agent
Thank you for that information, Ms. Fuller. And how may I assist you today?
#### Woman
There’s no heat in my apartment!
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Continue Reading:
https://newworldhumor.substack.com/p/a-call-for-heat-in-the-year-2030
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A funny Championship Wrestling story
I want to tell you about one of the funniest moments I experienced while working in television production.
As a college student, I worked at a local TV station and one of the shows I worked on was Champion Wrestling. I ran one of the floor cameras during the taping of the show. For those of you not familiar with television, we on the production crew wore headsets that we used to communicate with each other during the show.
One particular show involved wrestler Ric Flair. During a post match interview Ric bragged incessantly about how all the pretty ladies loved him so much that they would be waiting for him at back door of the studio so they could tear all his clothes off to get him down to his underwear. At that moment, the guy running audio quipped on headset, "If he was half the man he thought he was, he wouldn't be wearing any underwear! ".
Everybody and I mean everybody on the crew cracked up laughing. My camera was on-air at the time and I had to lock it down to keep from shaking it because I was laughing so hard. Decades later this is still a funny memory for me.
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Embarrassing but funny now stories?
Anybody wants to share their embarrassing stories but is actually funny now when thinking about it? Please free to share! I want to feel better of myself from all the embarrassing moments I had in my life.
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I'm new to xbox so I had no clue) but then I remember that I recently added my microsoft account to my sister's gaming PC to play WoW and it had me listed as a child in her family. Solution; I go downstairs, log into her account on the PC remove myself from her family, add myself back as a seperate user (I didn't think there was a difference between adding a user and adding a family member at first.) After that's done, I go back upstairs to check if it worked. It did.
So, Skyrim installs, and I can't wait to play. I click on the game, and it opens for a split second only for the screen to cut out to "NO SIGNAL" despite the Xbox and game still running. I could tell the game was running bc if I took a screenshot and looked at my captures on the Xbox app, the photo was of the Skyrim opening menue screen. Back to the internet I go.
While searching around, I found a few things to try. First, I clear my alternate MAC address and make sure my NAT type is open. Then, I do a full power cycle by unplugging the Xbox from everything. While it's unplugged, I get a new HDMI cord and plug it into a different HDMI port on my TV before plugging the Xbox back in and turning it on.
When I go to load up Skyrim this time, it works, and on the menu screen, I see that the continue game option isn't greyed out. I click on it and see that the save is the game I had started on my ex's Xbox. It asks me if I want to open it, and I say no because I need to install mods first. Luckily the ones I had used had saved to my library, and I was able to download them all quickly.
That's when I finally went to load my save. I was so worried it wouldn't work, knowing that if you uninstall or install mods mid game, it can corrupt the save and make it unplayable due to the load order being different, etc. If I didn't add the mods back in, though, it could've become unplayable as well. I just had to hope the load order wasn't too different, and the save file wasn't too picky.
After a few moments, my save was loaded up, and I was back in the game, Inigo at my side making snarky comments and giving plentiful insight once more. When I fast travel back to the mannor, my wife and kids are there too! :,,,) Everything is running smoothly and loading in perfectly.
Thank god we decided to get that diskless Xbox, and all because it was cheaper at the time. Same reason I got the one I got this time around.
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Funny story: dudes account got deleted mid argument, did god favor me today?
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Rename “Space Force” to “Star Fleet”
So I’m in debate and do a event called “Congress” and you can write bills/ resolutions for it. I wrote a bit of legislation to debate however I also had some that wasn’t as serious. I would also joke about how Space Force stole the Star Trek logo so we should steal the name too; Thus a I wrote a Bill to rename the Space Force “Star Fleet” It wasn’t a badly written bill, but a lot of people were very upset with me. Saying it did nothing, and how stupid it was. However for any Star Trek fans it was fun for them to debate it, along with Star Wars fans trying to shoot it down because of there belief that Star Wars is better then Star Trek. I find it funny how rilled up people got over my bill and some people would take it way seriously; When it was written as a joke.
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BEWARE THE TACK
3 hours ago I stepped on a flat, metal tack while on a serious phone call. Whole thing went in my heel. Tried not to scream because of neighbors.
Got off the phone after grunt talking to explain and say I want to hear more later.
Called oldest sis. Turns out she stepped on a pushpin the same day. I evil laughed at her, she then said she’s, “gonna high-five that thing” in my dang foot. Said sorry for cackling like Father Gabriel after the boar incident.
She video-call instructed me on what to do. Pointed the camera at the nasty feet because my crybaby face was ugly.
While about to enter the tub to mix ointment/epsom salt/body wash on the heel, I see another flat, metal thumbtack in the corner next to the bathtub.
You know that dog with war flashbacks behind him? I felt that..
Sis then finds another pushpin after she was looking at the carpet while walking around. My pain prevented her from stepping on 2 tacks in 1 day, sweeet.
Hung up so she doesn’t hear the tub going swshhh. Make me feet clean. Was supposed to call middle sis earlier anyways, hit her up.
Didn’t tell her for about 3 minutes, vagueness out my Yin-Yang, until she was like “STOP MESSIN WITH MY MIND JUST TELL ME JERK!” then I spilled all the beans.
She was pained and concerned when I told her about the thumbtack in my foot.
But when told our eldest sistah stepped on a pushpin the same day, my mid sis LOST IT. Her laugh was near Joker level.
P.S. Found a clear tack in my main bandaid box upon ending the call with mid sis. Seeing red, hearing sirens.
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Couple confused by seat yourself policy.
Ok so we have a couple of seat yourself restaurants in my home town. Most are very small and the waitress/waiter will usually tell you to just pick a table. It’s become a running gag for locals to seat tourists at these places. This occurred a few months ago but my wife and I were just talking about it and I thought it was funny. One very young couple thought I worked at a place that seats yourself. They were horribly embarrassed when I sat down with my family. The young lady looked very confused and very politely and asked if I worked at the restaurant. I politely said no and said that we are locals and understand it’s confusing. She apologized profusely and I told her don’t worry about it. I explained that the locals know this weird and we just seat people as a bit of a running joke in town. I later showed her another local doing the exact same thing I did with them. They got a chuckle out of it.
Oh and before you ask, yes some people get offended by this but no one in town cares. We are trying to help you out. These places get overwhelmed very quickly and if you don’t understand how it works you won’t be served.
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Miss Pupu Pants
I got pulled over on the way back home from grabbing McDonald’s with my niece. I was going 12 mph over the speed limit. As the officer started walking up to my car, I rolled all of my windows down. My adorable and apparently INCREDIBLY smart 7 year old niece started screaming from the backseat “It’s coming out! I can’t hold it any longer! It’s almost here!!!” Now the trooper is HEARING her scream this and he leans in the window and asks her “What’s going on here???” She looks him DEAD IN THE FACE and says “I’ve got poop coming outta my butt!!” He started laughing! I was shocked and embarrassed! He asked how far I had to go, which was about 3 miles home. He told me to drive safe and get Miss Pupu Butt home to do her business. He could NOT stop laughing! As soon as we pulled away I asked “What was that about???” My niece smirked and said “I saw it on YouTube but I didn’t think it would work.” I said “So, you’re not pooping?” She said "nope and you're not in trouble either." This lil girl is my hero!!!
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OML
So I just realized and remembered what happened earlier at school. I am not pretty sure what happened cos I'm talking to my teacher, then a gay classmate came to her too and I was holding to the dear small wall that you can literally peak over. I looked at him but because he used the wall to look over to hear our conversation so I got shocked and put my hand out of him(they also have business to do with our teacher), while he put his head over his hand, then put my hand again under him while still having conversation with our teacher. When i put my hand under him again, I was reaching for his hand to hold hands 😭. I dont know why I did that oml. Then I was confused to why his hands moving around my hand so I took my hand out again to have 100% focus to our teacher cos it destructed me a lil bit. I came home and after 5 hours later, i just realized what happened and I am laughing my ass as fuck. My parents are even here with me at living room while I'm doing my project😭 please I just realized how I am typical asian mom(not mom but the attitude) when her child gave her some random stuff while talking to someone😭 this is so embarrassing
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Driving home
I lived in TN for a while a few years ago, taking care of my grandmother on her farm. I worked in town, so I would always drive by a Church. The sign out front said “Jesus is Coming!” I remember it just because the sign hadn’t changed in almost a month and a half since I lived there.
One day, I was driving home and drove past the Church on a pretty rainy day. I happened to notice the sign had finally changed. I couldn’t help but laugh at the implication;
“Event Delayed.”
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For a podcast
Most embarrassing moment during sex
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Hilarious smoking story
Yesterday, smoked by buddy up for his second time (upon request) apparently the first time he didn’t get high, but this time I can say I got him there. After 2 bong tokes, he coughed up a lung, proceeded to turn to his left, grab not one but two oreo pop tarts on a plate, uses them as a flashlight because it got “dark” and when he realized the pop tarts crushed in his hands, he blurted out “this flashlight is suuuuper flammable……… call the IRS.” Easily an all time faded quote. Shortly after he became unresponsive and fell asleep in the most uncomfortable position ive ever seen
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The Mysterious Mischief of Max the Mouse
Once upon a time, in a cozy little house, lived a family of humans who had a little pet mouse named Max. Max was a mischievous little fellow who loved to play pranks on his human family. Every day, Max would come up with new ways to cause mischief and mayhem in the house.
One day, Max decided to play a prank on the family's cat, Fluffy. Max snuck up behind Fluffy and tickled her ear with a feather. Fluffy, thinking that a pesky fly was bothering her, swiped at her ear and ended up knocking over a vase. The humans were not amused.
The next day, Max decided to play a prank on the humans themselves. He snuck into the kitchen and stole all the sugar from the sugar bowl. The humans were confused as to why their coffee tasted bitter, but Max was giggling to himself in his little mouse hole.
But Max's mischief didn't stop there. One night, he decided to raid the family's pantry. He chewed through the packaging of their favorite snacks and left crumbs everywhere. The humans woke up to a mess and were not happy with Max's behavior.
As the days went by, Max's pranks grew more and more elaborate. He stole the keys to the family's car and moved it to the other side of the driveway. He filled the living room with balloons while the humans were asleep. He even convinced the dog to help him steal a sandwich from the kitchen counter.
The humans were at their wit's end. They couldn't figure out how to stop Max's mischievous behavior. They tried setting up traps, but Max was too clever for them. They tried putting up barriers, but Max always found a way around them.
One day, the family went on vacation and left Max home alone. Max saw this as an opportunity to really let loose. He invited all of his mouse friends over and they had a wild party in the house. They drank all of the milk in the fridge, danced on the furniture, and even started a game of mouse soccer using a balled-up piece of tin foil.
But little did Max know, the humans had installed security cameras in the house before they left on vacation. When they returned home and saw the footage, they couldn't believe what they were seeing. They had never seen a group of mice behave so wildly before.
The humans were determined to put an end to Max's mischief once and for all. They set up a trap using a piece of cheese as bait. Max, not one to turn down a good piece of cheese, fell right into the trap.
When the humans found Max in the trap, they were surprised to see that he was wearing a tiny party hat. They realized that Max wasn't just being mischievous for the sake of it - he was just trying to have fun and entertain everyone around him.
From that day on, the humans decided to take a different approach with Max. They gave him toys to play with and even set up a little obstacle course for him to navigate. Max was thrilled to have his own little playground and stopped causing mischief in the house.
The humans learned that sometimes, a little bit of mischief can lead to a lot of fun. And as for Max, he was just happy to have found a way to channel his energy into something productive.
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Janitor at work is a troll
The janitor at work (58/m) loves messing with stuff in the break room. He puts water in the coffee pot, throws supplies away like cups, coffee, random food in the fridge and messes with the donuts the boss buys us on Fridays. He will either take a bite out of one and put it back, break one in half and throw one half away or put the box in the freezer. It’s so funny that a guy his age could be so childish. Lol.
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The package thief who stole a circle template
When I began taking Interest in drawing anime, I ordered a cheap circle template tool on Amazon to learn how to draw circles. Long story short, the package was stolen.
When I think about it, I like to think the guy snatched the package, thinking it was probably an iPhone or something expensive like that, only to find it was just a cheap; plastic school furniture and then sat on his chair/bed while looking at it as he quietly contemplated where his life choices had taken him.
If I want a good laugh, I'll also imagine the poor fella calling all of his contacts to see if he can find someone that can resell it.
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Mom I Want KFC
I want kfc, give me kfc right now. Hi i am David and i like kfc before i was born, my mom ate kfc, it goes to her stomach and into my mouth, "Mmm thats so good" i started talking before i was born, i got kfc in my hands before i was born, why is kfc so delicious you may ask? BECAUSE ITS KFC! KFC! KFC! if you dont like kfc then you shall fall down a bottomless pit, KFC FOR LIFE BABY, Give me kfc mom. Mom if you dont give me that crispy KFC, i will push you down a bottomless pit and let you suffer.
My kfc addiction started before i was born and after i died, how am i typing this? Easy, my spirit is typing it, Spread the word #KFCforLIFE, if you havent already, you shall fall down a bottomless pit and suffer, i want kfc, i like kfc, i love kfc, if you dont like kfc, then you will fall and trip down the bottomless pit.
Eat KFC you dumb NI-
Mmm that kfc is so good (gulp gulp)
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Toddler calls my bluff…
I originally posted this on r/maliciouscompliance but was told this is a more appropriate place for it.
So, when my toddler started to be able to climb out of his cot at just over 2 years old, we had to put him into a “big boy bed”. Of course this would mean that he could get out of bed whenever he liked and of course, like all toddlers, that was all the time.
So… I used to read him stories until he fell asleep and the exit the room. This worked for a while but then one day he made me read stories for over 2 ½ hours and was still awake late at night so I had to come up with a plan that didn’t have the chance of hours of story telling. I started telling him we’d read 5 stories and then lights off and time to sleep. Sometimes it would work, and he’d stay in bed and sometimes it wouldn’t he’d be in and out of bed too many times to even count and need more stories to fall asleep. So then I started to tell him that I’d be back in a minute to read the extra stories as I had to do something and that I’d be back. Then in my absence, in the dark (but with night light on) and with his sleepy music on, he’d fall asleep naturally while “waiting” for me even though I was never coming back.
This worked for a long time until he started asking me where I was going. First time he asked I thought, what would be a place he’d know he couldn’t come with me to? I know, the toilet for a “caca”! This also worked for a good while but then all of a sudden it didn’t and this is where the malicious compliance (of sorts) comes into it.
Me: “Daddy has to leave the room for a minute. I’ll be right back… you stay here. Ok?”
Toddler: “Ok. But where you going?”
Me: “I’m going caca. But don’t worry, I’ll be right back in a minute”
Toddler: “No. stay.”
Me “I really need to go caca. So I can’t stay. I’ll be right back. Ok?”
Toddler “You really need caca?”
Me “Yes. I’ll be right back as soon as I’m done”.
Toddler “Ok. Let’s go caca then”
Me “No, you stay here. I’ll go caca on my own and come straight back”
Toddler “No. I’ll come with you. Then you can come back to bed with me after”
Basically… this went on for ages. A tug of war, a battle of wills and finally the stronger of the two of us prevailed and the weaker of us gave in.
So, yes, my toddler escorted me to the toilet like a man with hostage, sat on the step next to the toilet and made me take a shit (that I absolutely didn’t need and had no idea was even there) all the time eyeballing me asking me “You finish caca yet?”
When I finally had finished, he escorted me back to his bedroom to carry on reading more stories like I had always said would happen but never did as he’d fall asleep while I was out of the room.
I got my bluff called by my toddler and in a weird way I’m actually proud of him for calling me on my shit. Literally.
After that, I never told him I needed a caca ever again.
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My ex may have taken the Xbox, but she couldn't take away my family
Recently, I (20NB) got a kick to play Skyrim again after having not played for a little over half a year. The last time I played was shortly before me and my ex (20F) had split, but I just got out of the hospital a few days ago due to being hospitalized for an emergency surgery. I was longing for the touch of my wife, Camilla Valerius, even if I would never see her again. So, I decided I'd just make a new game and start over on my PS4, without game mods and with a completely new character.
For context, I've always been a PS4 player. I don't really know why. I don't dislike Xbox. My best guess would be that I've always used PS4 due to the fact I never really NEEDED an Xbox. All the games I play are available on PS4, I already have a PS4, and all my friends have either a PS4 or a PS4 and Xbox, plus crossplay is a thing now so compatability for co op games isn't really an issue. The only times I've used an Xbox were at the houses of the friends who owned both consoles and while I lived with my ex. I also am not very tech savvy. At all.
Now, 1st problem with deciding to play Skrim again, my Skyrim PS4 disc is suddenly missing, and no one in the house can find it. So, I buy it on Amazon. Low and behold, after popping the disc into my PS4 a few days later, I find out that the remastered version (the version I bought) actually comes with mods! I had thought the ones my ex helped me apply on my last game required a PC to apply them, so this changed everything.
As I'm going through the mods, trying to remember and find the ones I liked, and downloading them as I go along, I discover the ONE mod that I really needed, or rather wanted, wasn't available on PS4 because PS4 doesn't allow outside assets or something. The mod was for the character Inigo, a follower to replace Lydia. (AMAZING mod, changed my life)
This I simply can't allow, so I buy an Xbox S and gift the PS4 version to my dad instead of returning it. (He had also been wanting to play Skyrim recently, and it was his birthday. I got myself to cave and buy it/not feel bad about buying it due to that reason originally. The logic was that I wasn't buying it for just me, I was buying it for him! It was just a bonus that I could play it too since we used the same console and shared games! Note; he and I both knew that this was a lie to make me feel better about spending money and I got it because I had been wanting to play. No it wasn't his actual/only b-day present, that feels jerkish)
Almost a week later (today), the Xbox arrives. It came with a controler and batteries + hook up accessories and was $60 off at Walmart due to the leftover stock from the holidays. I get it all hooked up only to realize that it's diskless. At first, I was super disappointed. I like disks a lot, to me, there's something reassuring about having a physical copy I guess. Then I remembered something; the Xbox my ex had that contained my game was also diskless.
Queue my immediate, frantic hope and desperate, painful journey of setting up my Xbox to see if my hypothesis could be true. (Again I am not tech savvy)
The first issue I encountered while setting up my Xbox was hooking up the internet. Every time I tried to log into my wifi, it said that the password was wrong when I KNEW it wasn't. I tried probably 20 times before succumbing to the possibility my Xbox was the problem. After some online searching, I opted to shut it down and turn it back on. After that, I try to log into the wifi, and it works perfectly!
Then, I go to buy Skyrim from the online store and realize that the remastered Xbox version is almost $50, BUT if I buy the game pass this month, it's only around $30. Luckily, they were offering me a $1 game pass for this month due to the Xbox being brand new. So I bought the game pass and the remastered version of Skyrim.
Then I find out I'm restricted because my accout is labled as a child acount in someone's family. At first I thought it was because I was on my ex's exbox when I made my account (again
The exorcist
This happened to me a few hours back.
I was in the school bathroom, doing my business at the urinal as usual. There’s also some weird dudes that were fucking around with the school toilets but I ignored them for the most part. Suddenly one of them comes up behind me and brandishes a crucifix as if he was trying to exorcise me. Me wanting to do what I had to do and leave I told him to "Get away from me or else I’d piss on him." He backed away and came back while I was washing my hands
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Unknowingly politically incorrect
I was in my high school history class. We were learning about the atrocities of the second world war when I was sent down to the office for being politically incorrect. I didn’t understand what I did wrong until I sent this text to my mother… mom they’re trying to suspend me for being politically incorrect we were discussing Nazis. The teacher asked us a question and I was the first one to raise my hand. That’s all I did. My mom giggled and said maybe because you have blonde hair and blue eyes and you look like this.🙋🏼
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Tried to sell my old grill...
So, let me tell you a story about my failed attempt to sell a grill. I thought I had the perfect marketing strategy to prove to potential buyers that this grill was worth their investment. I said I would make them lunch or dinner on the grill to show them how amazing it worked. But little did I know, this plan would backfire in the most hilarious way possible.
I set up my grill on the front lawn, with a big sign that read "Free Lunch or Dinner with the Purchase of this Grill!" I thought it was a brilliant idea, who could resist the promise of a free meal? Apparently, everyone.
People started to trickle in, drawn by the smell of sizzling meat and the prospect of a free meal. I happily grilled up steaks, burgers, and hot dogs for my guests, all the while extolling the virtues of my beloved grill. But as soon as the meal was over, they would say their goodbyes and walk away, without even considering buying the grill.
I couldn't believe it! I mean, sure, I was a little hurt that no one wanted to buy the grill, but I couldn't blame them for wanting a free meal. Who doesn't love a good burger, am I right? So I decided to double down on my efforts.
I started to make more elaborate meals, like roasted chicken and grilled vegetables. I even bought fancy cuts of meat and seafood to entice people. But still, no one was biting. I was getting frustrated, and my waistline was expanding. I mean, I had to eat all of that food too, right?
At one point, a guy who seemed genuinely interested in buying the grill came by. I was thrilled! I put on my best grill-master show, flipping burgers and tossing veggies with flair. I was sure this was it, I was finally going to make a sale. But after he finished his meal, he just said "Thanks, that was delicious!" and walked away.
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