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This is one of my favourite stories from my dad
When I was little my dad was in the army and he got sent to Sydney and he lived in this hotel apartment kind of thing and the only people that were actually allowed to live there were military soldiers and military families and my dad had this guy living just up the hall from him who was always noisy and went walking the halls at night at like 2 in the morning. One time we went down to visit him and I was a some what flexible little kid and I could walk doing the bridge (where you bend over backwards and have to stay in that position) so my dad so desperately wanted to scare this guy by putting me in a white night gown and making me run at him in a bridge in the middle of the night cause I was the scariest looking 5 year old ever (dark long hair, eyebags, pale and eyebags you could carry groceries with) but my mum wouldn't let him because she thought he'd shoot me or something
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Gay shower moment
So last night me and my big brother were taking a shower together bc our parents were behind on water bills I think they just told us to save water and shower together. So we both got in the shower and then my big bro had an erection when he was washing my back and I felt someone that felt like a pp. it was big and thick I tried not to also have an erection but then, I had an erection right in front of him. I wanted to jrk him off so bad and see his cm go everywhere bc I saw him cm on his bed before and I think i turned gay ngl. even my country does not support the LGBTQ community, I’m so excited for the next shower bc imma worship him big muscles and then jrk him off.
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My big win
I went on a dating site last year (site not important) and posted that I was single and looking for someone to enjoy my lottery winnings with. In the first hour I received over 300 messages. I had to stop from receiving any more so I could answer them all. I replied to every one with the same message. Cant wait to meet you so we can enjoy spending the 147 dollars that I won in the lottery. For some strange reason I never heard back from a single one of them. go figure.
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Remember when people looked into flashlights to try and be colorblind with one eye?yeah 5 years later I still have a half burnt retina
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Seed Of Chucky
So I come from a VERY religious family and one day I was at my grandparents… I usually would hang out in their basement and like watch YouTube or movies well this particular day I decided to watch Seed Of Chucky…. And it somehow went on to the screen in my grandparents living room… all I heard was screams 😂😂 so I ran up there are acted like I was appalled (they bought it 😂😂) but um they ended up getting a brand new tv because they thought it was hacked….. they still don’t know what happened till this day 😂
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Stories about my grandmother
So I had mentioned the stories in the TikTok comment, and got some interest so here we go
A little context before I start telling the stories, my grandmother is a heavyset drinker on the best of days and on her worst she’s all of those things plus nonsensical we still have text from her we don’t understand.
The first story takes place somewhere into my grandparents divorce when my mother was a teen. This was when my current grandmother the one my grandfather is now married to came to visit the house for the first time and meet my mother and her brother. So they were having dinner, and they heard some rattling at the door turns out it was my biological grandmother trying to get in and well they didn’t want her to so she decided to get in a different way. She went around the side and tried to get in through the side gate that leads into the backyard. problem was, it was locked so in her infinite wisdom, she tries to jump it and let’s just say things didn’t go to plan because she ended up getting stuck halfway on the fence. Of course this is way before me so I don’t know what it actually looked like but from the sounds of it, she got stuck like trying to do a superman pose with like her body basically laying across the ends with both halves of her on opposite sides of the fence. So she starts screaming my mothers name. Heather, Heather , Heather , and at this point my mom from where she was sitting could see her and she’s just absolute mortified and tries to get up to go get her. And my grandfathers like no she made her own mess. She’ll figure it out and so this goes on for a good 20 minutes before my mother is finally able to get her down off the fence.
The next story takes place after my sister was born they were out in Lake Shasta for any of you familiar and they had rented a boat and so they had gotten a good distance out and we’re swimming well and well. They eventually decide to head back, so my mother and sister get in to the boat without problem, but my grandmother seems to be a little too heavy to actually get back into the boat so with no other option, they throw out a rope. And tow her back to shore the whole way!🤣
Next story takes place I wanna say about 10 years ago or so we were on Swamp boats taking this kind of water tour of one of the shooting locations for the movie The River Wild and well this tour. They do a lot of spins basically launching water into the boat and people. (Super fun if you ever get a chance) but apparently my grandmother missed that memo and she decided to wear a full face of make up so as the tour is progressing my grandmothers makeup is dripping more and more and my dad sees this and says why so serious and everyone’s just dying because obviously she looks just like Peter griffin’s joker and she’s so confused well, everyone just continues to laugh. Eventually we make it to the halfway point which is a nice restaurant thing they have set up. Well, remember how I mentioned how my grandmother is a drinker well, apparently they had DIY mimosas that you can make at your table and well my grandmother started to drink lot and so my parents kept trying to take the alcohol away from her and like the worlds, worst magician, kept making new bottles of alcohol appear after taking one away from her. Eventually, we realize after she’s thoroughly drunk that it wasn’t alcohol but actually the sparkling cider’s that come in like the more alcohol looking bottles which begs the question first how did she not realize she was drinking sparkling cider? Second how did she get drunk? like she was Irish drunk! Now for the final short, genius moment of my grandmother, we let her pick out what “hotel” we were staying at now I don’t know what convinced her that was a good hotel maybe it was because the other hotels main attraction was now that they now had colored tv. But we get there the first night and this hotel I say with the strongest air quotes I can muster looks like the bates motel like it is probably one of the worst motels I’ve ever stayed at like the beds were
Cop friend pulls car over and ended with a unicycle in the end.
Okay as I said a friend of mine is a cop and he saw this car speeding insanely fast so he pulls it over. Girl rolls down the window and he realized she’s in full circus and clown makeup, she’s hysterical and apologetic saying she a performer for a circus and is running late. Well i forget why but my friend checks out her car and when he gets to the trunk and opens it he finds a unicycle and bowling pins.
He told the girl if she knows how to actual ride this he will let her go with a warning and a police escort so she arrives on time. So there she was on the side of the highway on a unicycle juggling bowling pins. She got that warning and police escort and he got to see the show for free.
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My friend almost lit us on fire
Ok so not too long ago (like in December) I had 3 of my friends over, we did the usual and played xbox, vr, and went to the convenient store. After playing forza and farcry5, we decided to have a fire in the backyard. It was so fun and we watched a movie with the fairly new projector. One friends marshmallow caught fire and he did the opposite of what any sane human being would do, wave it around. The marshmallow flew off and barely missed me, luckily we put it out and nobody got hurt. Now it’s just a fun story we talk about
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My boss got beat up by a meth head in front of the entire store.
This happened today. I work at a bottle shop, and his guy tried to steal. Upon confronting him (my boss), the guy got super aggressive to the point where a grab my bosses t-shirt and pulled over my bosses head. My boss ended up on the ground in a fettle position while the meth head continue his rain. I have done mma for the last 9 years of my life decided my position was best being on the sideline laughing.
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Dog Poop
A friend was out for an early morning jog through parkland when he unfortunately needed to poop. In desperation, with limited options, he hid in some bushes to relieve himself. Just as he finished, a large dog came bounding up to him. Since the dog was quite intimidating he made an effort to befriend it. Then the dog’s owner appeared and assumed he had come off the path into the bushes to catch the dog for her. She was very thankful and made some small talk until she noticed the poop on the ground. The dog’s owner then apologised, whipped out a poop bag from her pocket, picked up the poop, tied up the bag, and off she went with her dog and the poop!
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A lil' sike
This happened to me a month ago in 6th grade when i was just chilling by myself, and then i see a girl that is at 6th grade getting bullied by a 6th grader. So i decide to go up and say "Ayo, it's not nice bully people. And then the girl looks at me and says "Are you simping for me? I have a boyfriend!" I look back at her in confusion, but then i got a good ass idea. I look at the bully and say "You know what, just keep bullying her" and i walked away.
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night.
Everyone phoned in, not a soul ever walked in and if they did, it was for directions to Papa Murphys
The VIP was super important because he broke the the record for repeat business by ordering from us four times.
I answered the phone before that shit even rang.
This was not a drill…
Hand-tossed, black olive and sausage pizza, medium.
Yes sir!
Boss was prepping the toilet for me to get the snake out again, but I was a leader and proactive AF.
I jumped on the line, grabbed the dough, slapped that shit onto the cornflower.
Hand rolled it, and even though no one was looking, I tossed it in the air so many times that it stretched out to the point where I had to snag a new dough and use the machine to roll it.
Ladled the sauce like a boss.
I added the cheese in one second.
Well, I loaded the cheese shoot with perfectly cubed pixels of cheese and hit the button on top that bukakied it all up in that bitch.
Slung toppings with a zealous enthusiasm that I’m sure the cameras didn’t have the fps rate to even record.
Pizza is delivered.
VIP calls.
“The fuck asshole? I ordered sausage, not beef on my shit.”
There are some moments in life that seem so trivial and unremarkable but in retrospect, you realize those moments we’re exactly what defined who you became on down the road.
Sorry. Tears again, but, I have to get this off my chest.
Those moments define everything you are, and this moment…
Sure as fuck wasn’t one.
“I’m going to Papa Murphys, cock sore!”
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Busted by Cops for doing porn in my neighbor's yard
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Umbrella Salute
Lemme explain. This happened when I was about 8 or so. It was a rainy day, and me and my family were driving home from shopping at Walmart. I'd brought my umbrella with me because it was rainy, but I only opened it during the short time we were walking outside and just dragged it around with me at Walmart. On the way home, some other kids were outside walking on the sidewalk, with their umbrellas out. Little me, immature as can be, responded to this sight by saying "Umbrellas!" really enthusiastically and opening mine (which was Sophia the 1st-branded, mind you) IN THE TRUCK. I didn't care about them superstitions back then, and neither do I now! And the kids outside definitely noticed, as while I didn't see it, my dad said "They saluted!" about 7 feet after we drove past them. Little me thought I accidentally joined a secret umbrella club or something and I'd get mail, but frankly, the club mail never arrived.
And that's the story of the first time I was ever saluted.
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Are any of y’all’s family like this?
I normally hangout with my dads side of the family on weekends sometimes mid weekdays and recently for the past couple years I haven’t really talked to my dad or have had a great relationship with him in the slightest..He had gotten on drugs really bad and @bu$ed me and my mom mentally and physically.( I’m safe now) part of the reason I don’t stay in touch with him anymore. My dads side of the family is insane to say the least , there’s always something happening , my aunts kids are wild as fuck , they cuss fight and I’m talking 5,10,14,15, and 19yr olds (that’s how old her kids are) and they all have issues in they’re noggin. Well I went to visit this past weekend to hangout and I don’t really remember what started an argument between me and my cousin (he’s 10 yrs old) but we were joking at first and mind your there’s a room full of atleast 16 people just chillin and hangin out while this is happening including his mom. His dad isn’t really present either but his dad talks to him and sends him money but other then that he’s not really around so it’s kind of a touchy subject for him not bc he’s not around but because he thinks his dad is his (hero) and hates when people talk down on him. Which leads me to what I’m about to say… like I said me and him are arguing joking at first but I slipped something in about his dad jokingly and he snaps at me and yells “where’s your dad ain’t he a fucking crackhead”😭😀 HES TEN YEARS OLD . I obviously wasn’t suprised at the moment but the whole room went dead silent and then we all busted out laughing . I was crying I couldn’t breath I was laughing so hard. So in conclusion I’ve never met anyone else who has a family like mine . How about y’all? (I have so many other stories that are crazier if you guys want to hear , y’all would not believe the shit I have to say😭)
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*SATIRE FATHER SEARCH
*For Satire Purposes only (but I am honestly looking for a response of your satire story in return for the fun of this post and story line)*
Well I don’t know where to begin, but I appear to be on an internet hunt for my biological father. This story begins about two weeks ago when my mother randomly disclosed her side of this satire story. The story of my birth and adoption. It led to further questions in which she has shared with me that my biological father is a YT man named James who was a Hippie and hung out with Gypsies. So this leads me to my post. I am looking for my father!
My mother has described James or well you, as a YT male who stands about 6’0” tall even, with Hazel-Green eyes and a love for jean denim jeans. She also has described you as having brunette hair. She said you enjoyed playing music over a bonfire and sang the lyrics “All I wanna do is make love to you!” To her during the passion filled night of a bonfire hangout and a motel room shared.
To jog your memory of satire affairs, my mother is an AA female who hangs out with hippies (and is one herself) and was in her early 30’s when I happened. She is fun to be around, comedic, musically inclined and intelligent. She also has a heart for nature and camping.
If you’re curious to know, I seem to be equally balanced in you and my mother’s genes. I am a bi-racial female who would have been conceived in February of 1996 (if that helps at all with this), and I was born 7 weeks early in October. I have curly dark brunette hair and hazel-green eyes with a touch of golden brown in the center of my irises. I am athletic and have played a multitude of sports from volleyball to cheerleading and soccer. I too am a Hippie and have a touch for the classics in tunes (like Hendrix or the Stones). Oh and I am also a musician- playing 16 instruments in total (thanks mom and dad)!
Anyway, if this sounds like you, please comment below because I would love to complete the circle of this satire story and adventure with genuine laughs and another side of this story. Who knows, maybe we could all laugh in person together sometime over this at your “daughters” wedding someday!
Thank you for your participation! You’re literally awesome for it!
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I love bonding with my father (It’s a long story and my English is bad so forgive me if something doesn’t make sense)
We went skiing in Italy with my parents and my sister and this one time I was only skiing with my dad ,cause my mom was tired ,and when I was skiing with my dad I told him
“Dad I’m really thirsty, do you think mom still has the bottle of water?”
“I think she has but come down that slope before the cable car stops running, then we can get the water”
“Okay”
After that we went down the slope two more times and i was getting really thirsty and I was like
“Dad, can you call mom if she has the water?”
“Okay wait a moment”
My dad then called my mom and after he hung up he told me that mom and mu sister drank the water and there is no left, i though I would die of dehydration at this point, when we sat down in the cable car my father turned to me and said with a completely straight face
“You can eat the snow if you’re so thirsty”
And I was like haha yeah I could , because I thought he was joking but then he bent over and took some snow that was laying on my skiing boots and then put it in his mouth and started to chew on it
I watched him for a moment and then took some snow too and then we just sat there and ate snow
I love my dad
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Big Beef
So last weekend my spouse and I were at our local watering hole and another regular was there. This regular is a younger friend of one of the main bartenders and she is kind of like socially awkward but nice. We had plans to meet up with a friend of ours (who is also a regular so he knows the younger girl from there) and we were just chatting waiting for our friend to join us.
Our friend is conventionally handsome and always the life of any party, but he is kind of off-the-wall. He is from California (we are in Michigan) so he is like a chill surfer dude mixed with combat veteran. Funny guy, girls like him.
Anyway, he walks into the bar and sees all of us just sitting there talking and he is saying his hellos to everyone and when he gets to the younger girl, he like dabs her up and says, "what's happenin' big beef?"
My spouse and I just wide-eyed looked at each other, mouth agape. I felt bad that he said that, she's not fat at all or anything, but I do know that he calls dogs big beef as like a pet name, which is almost worse. I whispered over to our friend like, "you did not just call that awkward 21 year old girl big beef; you can't be out here just calling people big beef." He looked back at us and just smiled kinda confused like and said, "I called her that?" She heard us talking about it and was like "I don't mind"
I giggled every time I think of the situation
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I Drank my Friend's Breastmilk and Loved it
During University I had a great female friend. We met in first year and we great friends until we graduated. To get to the point I guess we always had an attraction to each other but never really dated ever because we did not want to ruin the friendship. So she had this unique thing about her where she was able to produce breastmilk without being pregnant. Literally no one knew about it except for me and her other closest friend. I guess its called inducing lactation which she did cause she was interested if she could do it for some reason and kept it going once she found out she could do it. Anyways I eventually ended up trying the milk and ended up really liking it. So whenever we would hang out she would bring me a bottle or two of pumped milk from her boobs (usually around 300-500ml sometimes more) or would pump while we hung out and I would have it fresh. This would happen usually 1-3 times a week whenever we would hangout or see each other to study etc. Would look forward to this so much and every time I got her milk it would be the highlight of my day. We live in different cities now so this arrangement has ended but I miss it so much.
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terrible. I’m pretty sure the bedbugs had bedbugs and it’s not like there was many ways we could escape. It wasn’t a pretty happening scene where my grandmothers lives like they had two motels one dairy queens, one Mexican restaurant, and finally a RadioShack that was somehow still in operation, which I could swear by that point was out of business that’s your shows how backwaters that area is.
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Please don't punch Mr Hall
My sophomore year of high school was... regrettably my last in choir, but this story isn't exactly about me. Before the Christmas Concert that served as a test for the various vocal groups, we were rehearsing our performance for "Deck the Hall." There was one senior that year named Jesse (not his real name) and every now and then the teacher Ms. B would make a joke that after this song was finished we would turn around and hit him in the face, because yes, his real surname was Hall.
For the Finals that year, aside from the spring concert, there was a written test packet, one of the questions was to name 3 songs we sang that year. I felt like being a smart-ass one last time so I put "Deck the Hall (Not Jesse)" for one as a bit of a callback to that joke, I didn't expect Ms. B to actually say anything... so when she pointed to me saying I made her laugh a bit, I was genuinely surprised and slightly embarrassed. Even more so since at that time Jesse was right next to me. He took it pretty well, but he also took dressing up as Lola from Copa Cabana pretty well.
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Story from when I was young
I was at my friends house when I was 6, he had this new tub toy he wanted to show me, I asked my mom and his mom if it was okay to play with it in the bath together, they said yes (I’m female btw), so when we were in the tub I asked my friend why his clitoris was so big, lmfao. I knew the word clitoris before I learned the word penis. This is a true story btw.
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Your funniest experiences
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I still think about this…
When I was about 11 my aunt took me with her on a 3 hour road trip to go shopping in Halifax, NS. After about an hour at the mall I realized I had lost my iPod, and while we looked for it for about an hour we eventually had to leave and head home iPodless.
Being from PEI, a small Canadian province where everybody knows everybody and people generally help out where they can, my Mom put out a post on a Halifax Facebook page asking that if anybody found it to please let her know as she had a devastated kid and we couldn’t afford to replace it.
We got one response to the post: a link to the music video for Justin Timberlakes “Cry Me a River”.
While in the moment 11-year-old me was fuming, 10 years later, now living in the city, I still think about it from time to time and laugh.
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Went to an old folks home today and I’ll never regret what I saw!
Was at an old folks home today as I’m a pianist and me and some of my students as I teach play there for them sometimes. Today I was playing as I always do every Wednesday and had some of my students. One of my students was playing bingo and this old lady in the crowd watching started singing along till another lady there didn’t like it. I then hear “shut up judy with your singing!” Judy’s response broke me into tears of laughter. She responded “I’m almost 100 years old let me sing along you may be my sister but pull that no fun stick out of your butt!”i hope I get to see both of them for the Christmas show this year cause bingo will definitely be one of the songs played.
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Random thing about my friends brother
Kind of short story:
So I’m best friends with a girl and she has a younger brother whos about 1 year younger than her.
On the day this happened, her brother had a foot injury and wasn’t aloud to run around. Me and my friend are walking around our school during a lunch break and talking, when we see her brother running around playing basketbal.
My friend goes up to him and puts her arms on his shoulders to hold him in place so he can’t run away, and says “Why are you running?” He says that he wasn’t and my friend tells him that he shouldn’t even be playing basketball and this weirdo replies with “ Alright then, I just sit here and do this. Touner dans Le vide, vide, Tourner dans Le vide, vide” and whilst singing it he does the weird hand movement and my friend is so confused she let go and he ran away! 😂
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Btw if you didn’t know the song is the ANDREW TATE THEME SONG😎
Link: https://youtu.be/jOTeBVtlnXU
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IDK why he did this but it worked I guess 😂
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A Completely Factual Account of the life of Pikey Paige
Several people in my life… yes, I know a few people. Just ask….um. Ask Joe.
Moving on.
They Have asked me “when is the memoir coming out?”
This is a typical response to when peeps who know enough about my life to consider me the transgender version of Forrest Gump find out that I do words… not like they have ever considered to read them or have shown interest in reading them.
I’ve actually tried my hand at this autobia… however it’s spelled.
Tried to word one out a few times.
Problem is, anything that I write beyond a few thousand words turns into hocus pocus.
Maybe it’s because I’m a great writer of fiction, but it’s more likely that I’m just a prolific and impulsive lier who would have been committed in the days before Ronald Regan pretended to close insane asylums in America but really just relocated them to the public transportation vessels in a city near you.
I think I’ll give it a whack now, thoughz
That fateful day began like any other day.
I was absentmindedly walking my Dicrylan dolphin - Chestnut Peanut Butter, from my bungalow, to take they/them for a swim in the nearest lake of mercury, back on Titans most sought after moon .
Ah fuck!
I was honestly just trying to talk about that time I worked at Dominos Pizza for $5.15 an hour.
Whack number two…
The most life-changing and defining moment of my existence began even more unremarkable as my very first boner.
I was tap-dancing on cloud nine…what the fuck is a cloud a nine?
I don’t care to google it.
I remember when I first was issued my Lego blue Dominoes polo shirt.
“Jokes you on you, peers in middle school!” I thought as I looked at my pockmarked face in the mirror, finding more pride in my new uniform than I had found in the one ingrown hair on my lip that wasn’t peach fuzz…So what if it gave me a boil that was so substantial that I almost felt compelled to have a social security number assigned to it and asking my grandma to make it a quilt, like she did for me when I was first born.
Those kids in my math class who always laughed when I couldn’t math, just because I simply needed better glasses.
“You don’t even wear glasses, retard!”
I always had an answer for everything.
“Not by choice! Sorry my parents don’t work for NASA you…you.. fucking coin purse!”
Well I showed them!
Plus. I worked for fucking dominos now. I had way too many adult things to think about anyway.
Child labor laws eat my shorts.
Never so thankful to live in shit-old crap-ass Nevada!
How many middle-aged nobody’s can look back with reverence at the privilege of working at Dominos years before they got sued up the ass for… no, not embezzlement, no insider trading. Getting sued for making legendary-level trash pizza and employing the worlds most apathetic and strung out workforce.
Dominos was so bunk that they had to run a year long national ad campaign later that decade, that was more or less to the effect of: “Sorry we suck so much ass.”
Being a part of that…
Man on the moon tier shit.
Hold up. I’m crying.
Alright, nuff about NASA.
I wasn’t a pizza cook, nor a mere cashier.
I wasn’t the bitch who has to match dotted lines to one another that guided the feeble minded on how to fold a pizza box.
I was a CSR.
“Customer Service Representative.”
Immediately changed my MySpace bio to:
“Yes. I’m real.”
That acronym was like “007” on creatine.
Sure, I had to make pizzas, work the register and fold endless towers of boxes that would soon house the worlds most prolifically garbage pizzas, but I was exalted by my boss who later hung himself in a broom closet at another dominos that he had to float out to for a shift as a result of being rejected by the national guard, simply based on smelling him each day.
The feels I got when boss tasked me and only me, with the extra- highly skilled duty of snaking the toilet that he himself ruined each night, because he only ate at work and drank half an Old Crow 750 per shift.
Chills.
So our bestest, most primo VIP client phones in a delivery order one
The couch that surfs apartment
My brother and i were just laughing like crazy. So anyways.
My brother two decades ago lived in a run down apartment. The place was what he paid for it, keep in mind and his first apartment in a large city.
He had this couch that he acquired, repaired, so that the futon rolled out right. For fun one drunken night wrote his initial on the couchbed portion.
Now my brother's cat when he was alive, loved that couch. It was his couch. He slept, snuggled, threw up on, piddled on and anything else you can imagine. (Yet he never scratched it up). So when i came time to give up the couch, i helped him carry it. We got no further than the hall. Someone wanted it. So the couch moved next door. When the cat wanted out, he got straight to the next door apartment and meow. Guess he missed the couch.
Eventually the couch end up in the hall and the neighbors down the hall grabbed it. The cat followed the couch and each day went to the apartment for "visiting rights". My brother was annoyed he had to go collect his cat regularly.
My brother was relieved the couch eventually ended up outside waiting for the trash guys to collect it. (Cat was depressed and tried to find it in the halls of the apartment complex). Well i guess someone thought different. The couch disappeared but few months later thr couch was in front of the apartment complex next door. The couch got a buddy a few months later, it got a large CRT tv. The couch for the better part of 2 years continued to up and down the street. On the third year my brother moved out of that complex. His former roommate would comment about the same tv and couch somehow weathering storms and survived up and down the street a few more years till they he moved out of the area.
Why we burst out laugh was we drove nearby the apartment today. Lo and behold guess what we found. a tv and couch that had a roll tuck away bed. We couldnt help but inspect it. Nope not the same one. (Sarcastic darn)
We decided ro have some fun to grab some dry erase markers from his car he uses for presentations and not only write our intials but the cats name too. (Btw cat passed long ago)
As we sit here i said we should have taken pics and started a hash tag like #followmycouch.
Lol
edit: we didnt write any where anyone could see unless your looking. Its on the roll up bed portion, but on the white canvas part. Even then on lowest section we didnt really ruin it.
https://redd.it/12f15eo
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The Douchebag kid
So lemme explain i was in 5th grade i went to Cancun cuz im MEXICAN we went with my five friends to the beach sudently theres an arcade near by the fucking beach so then my five friends and i went to the arcade and there was a fucking DDR machine im adicted to this rythm games i went to the fucking DDR and made a dance moves BUT there was a son of a bitch who we call him Emanuel he was NOT my friend so he was jealous and said i can do better than you he got an F so we went to the indoor playground and then me and my five friends wanted to go on the slide BUT this motherfucker douchebag blocked us he was FAT and he got a booger on his nose i knew him because he was the jealous kid and said “PASSWORD u buttholes” and then i said whats the password? he pushed us and said if you dont say the password u die because he was going to push us down the slide my friend lost it he pushed him into the slide and he got out crying like a douchebag thank god i never saw this kid ever again
https://redd.it/12dmyqp
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Met a girl on Fortnite, thought she was cool so we played a few games, she thought I was 21 and I think she thought I was a pedo, we’re both 14
Then she blocked me
https://redd.it/12bswk5
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