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You can spell gas without ass.
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The abdomen so many organs in it, while the chest only has 2.
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People often use the terms for mental disorders such as OCD, Bipolar, Schizophrenia, ADHD, Borderline etc… to label people’s behavior without knowing much about the person’s history, what they are going through, or even what the symptoms of those disorders actually are.
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Even though they're comprised of similar materials, a hotdog is a much more casual snack for fast food than a burger, probably because of its one-handed nature.
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Never before have there been so many streetlights shining down on so many people driving with their high-beams on.
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Nothing more shows GTA V's age than what each character's smartphone looks like.
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Shopping bags are merely disposable purses.
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You can predict who you will be a pallbearer for, if you list your family - parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles...even older siblings. You speak to these people regularly and will carry their casket one day.
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Bad knees is one of those things that is so common. You can get it from not working out enough or even working out too much
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All extant birds are dinosaurs, so any fantasy setting that includes common birds (like ravens or crows) must also have had dinosaurs at one point.
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Just like our browsers auto-detecting foreign languages, they should give us an option to convert imperial units to metric.
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Almost everything on Earth is solar-powered except for nuclear energy, which is powered by dead stars that existed before our Sun was even born.
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Many people have heard about Ea-Nasir and his bad quality copper, but few have read the actual complaint.
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Long ago humans weren't informed enough to figure what kind of society they wanted to live in. Now we are informed enough to know what kind of society we never got the chance to live in.
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Edibles are a snack that just make you hungrier.
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Maybe life exists on 1 planet out of a trillion. But maybe it exists on 1 planet out of 5. Both are possible, and we don't have enough info for a better estimate.
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In light of recent changes to the meanings of certain acronyms, Adobe's stock prices must be plummeting.
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Millenials have smoothly transitioned from being mistaken with Gen Z by Boomers to being mistaken with Boomers/Gen X by Gen Z.
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Deciding how to save time can be a pretty time-consuming way to waste time.
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Uncrustable sandwiches are named incorrectly. UNcrustable implies that it cannot be crusted, not that it has been DEcrusted.
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Smart glasses could put a screen between two people without breaking eye contact.
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Modern video games are singlehandedly the top tier form of entertainment and display of human skill because you have art, music, story, AND you get to participate in it.
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It is a convenient coincidence that the sun and the moon look gold and silver respectively.
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If you ever donated to Wikipedia, you helped fund AI.
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Thoughts are the only truly real thing. You can't have an imaginary thought
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Robert Pattinson who played a Vampire, is married to Suki Waterhouse. Not to be confused with the True Blood character Sookie Stackhouse who was in love with a vampire
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Better late than never does not apply for all terminal diagnosis.
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The inability to travel faster than light and scale of cosmic time means that even if abundant life has evolved almost everywhere multiple times, we are unlikely to ever make contact with it; the chance of overlapping in space and time is essentially zero.
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Taking your socks off in the office seems offensive, but not wearing them in the first place doesn't.
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Six degrees of separation becomes a lot fewer degrees when you base it on people who have indirectly shared a public toilet seat.
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