Hey thats a half truth! Sometimes the dogs up beside me.
https://redd.it/1ctpyug
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Based on a true conversation with my wife.
https://redd.it/1cti6ps
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Flirtin’ with a hippie chick, oooh you better believe that's a paddlin'.
https://redd.it/1ctbkxh
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When you ask your toddler if they’d like to try something new for dinner…
https://redd.it/1csyuqu
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if i didn’t have this gun, the king of england could walk right in here and start haunting your dreams
https://redd.it/1ct20z8
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Attempted assassination. Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?
https://redd.it/1cssbgo
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Would you eat them with a fork? Would you eat them in upstate New York?
https://redd.it/1csqggq
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Me when faced with a stressful situation.
https://redd.it/1ctkl7p
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Again and again.... and again and again and again.
https://redd.it/1ctbe0z
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Marge, I'd like to be alone with Homer for a moment.
https://redd.it/1ct69dy
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Judging by his outlandish attire, he's some sort of free-thinking royalist
https://redd.it/1css49c
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Fresh from the bakeries of Sussex they are!
https://redd.it/1csqdtb
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There ain't now Hibborail and there never was!
https://redd.it/1csngac
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Obscure subscription box my brother was subscribed to.
https://redd.it/1csfste
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