Health insurance companies are evil but they are just a symptom of the disease
https://redd.it/1hbwe2k
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I hope you're happy, internet. You just killed Sony's Spider-Man Universe
https://redd.it/1hbu80s
@r_simpsonshitpost
This is what it feels like when Doves cry!
https://redd.it/1hbt5dk
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Hi, I'm Elon Musk... You Might Remember Me From Other CEO Instruction Videos Like: Tomorrow's Trustfund: Your Destiny's in Doge-Coin, Cybertruck Your Panic Room, and Just Add X - The Xecret to Xuccexx.
https://redd.it/1hbnr3e
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It had chills, thrills, spills... and kills!
https://redd.it/1hbd5go
@r_simpsonshitpost
The same McDonald's employee who squealed to the senate committee about organized crime?!
https://redd.it/1hb3x7v
@r_simpsonshitpost
I shouldn't have this FBI logo here either.
https://redd.it/1hbz5k2
@r_simpsonshitpost
Me getting temporary banned from Reddit.
https://redd.it/1hbxhuy
@r_simpsonshitpost
I'm starting to wonder about the first one.
https://redd.it/1hbv591
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I wish Brian Thompson were here to enjoy the stock price gains
https://redd.it/1hbrbbx
@r_simpsonshitpost
Being a vigilante is every patriotic American's dream
https://redd.it/1hbjnxz
@r_simpsonshitpost
There’s a “Had a Great time” on the side of the bus!
https://redd.it/1hbd2dw
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I predict that within 100 years, computers will be twice as powerful, 10,000 times larger, and so expensive that only the five richest kings of Europe will own them.
https://redd.it/1hb95to
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I don't recall saying "all the news that fit to print."
https://redd.it/1hb1l0b
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