Donald Trump held nothing back at the Al Smith dinner in New York, even joking about Kamala Harris' husband's "nanny issue."
Here are his top jokes of the night:
5. Trump said he didn't realize men could get periods until he saw Tim Walz.
4. Trump says he has to wrap up his speech so New York can turn the room into an illegal migrant shelter.
3. Trump says he isn't worried about White Dudes for Harris voters because all their wives' boyfriends are voting for him.
2. Trump gives Kamala Harris advice on her childcare plan, tells her not to let her husband near the nannies.
1. Trump trolls Chuck Schumer, says he has a chance at becoming the first female president. https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1847103269400621533?s=46
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TRUMP: "Instead of attending tonight, [Kamala's] in Michigan receiving communion from Gretchen Whitmer."
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WH official, "Lots of mega donors currently at the dinner are texting campaign leaders, asking them if losing was always the plan, like in a serious way"
Читать полностью…JIM GAFFIGAN: "The Democrats have been telling us Trump's reelection is a threat to democracy. In fact, they were so concerned of this threat, they staged a coup, ousted their democratically elected incumbent, and installed Kamala Harris.
"Sometimes prayers take 3.5 years and a George Clooney op-ed."
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There are people sitting on a yacht sipping a mai tai’s on a island that something I could be doing but I can’t do that if I think the future of civilization is at stake which I do
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