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I Hate Corporate Agile Hypocrisy
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I was watching this lecture on entrepreneurship once, and the speaker said something that cracked me up: "Innovation is like sex in adolescence—everyone talks about it, but hardly anyone’s actually doing it." It’s true. We teach kids all about STIs, pregnancy, and birth control, but in reality, teenagers aren’t having as much sex as we think. In fact, one-third of men under 30 in the U.S. are still virgins. Innovation is the same deal. It makes companies look good, but very few actually practice what they preach. They love to talk about it, give interviews, appear in magazines, but behind the scenes, they’re stuck in the past. It’s the same thing with Agile, and honestly, I’m disgusted. I’m sick of these old-school, top-down companies throwing around the Agile buzzword but not following it at all. You’ve got middle managers playing pretend as Scrum Masters, and it’s just sad. Then there’s the whole "Product Owner" farce, where requirements analysts are slapped with the title even though they have zero say over the product backlog. Most of the time, they’re just middlemen without any real power. But the worst part? How they absolutely trash Agile principles. "Individuals and interactions over processes and tools."
Yeah, right. The only things that matter here are burndown charts and closing tickets. "Working software over comprehensive documentation."
Sure, if users aren’t complaining, the problem doesn’t exist, right? "Customer collaboration over contract negotiation."
Nope. It’s all top-down orders. Crack the whip on the engineers, and everything will magically work out. "Responding to change over following a plan."
Maybe they follow this one, but let’s be real: "change" just means "someone higher up is freaking out." Corporate environments love to put on a show—fancy post-its, open workspaces, a "fun" atmosphere—to make people think it’s cool. But most developers who say they hate Agile don’t actually hate it—they’ve just never seen real Agile. It’s like North Koreans hating democracy because their country is called the "Democratic People’s Republic of Korea." We need to call out this Agile hypocrisy and stop pretending everything’s fine. Enough with the fake show.  submitted by /u/PauloSilva96 (https://www.reddit.com/user/PauloSilva96)
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