I just love it when people have birthdays around holidays. It is an opportunity to be super creative about what to text them;
...Merry birthday
....Happy birthmas
...Merry christday
Etc
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Its getting rarer and rarer seeing someone who do not receive one of those 'Dear customer your remaining amount..... ' texts after checking their balance.
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*when in a good mood
Normal people: i am in a good mood today
Me: *singing and being dramatic as hell when doing everything
Elela belela 💃🍛💃
Elela belela 💃💄💃
Elela belela💃😴😴
You get the picture
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ፈረንጅs;
:I am sorry babe
:Thank you honey
My people
:ይቅርታ ማሬ
:አመሰግናለሁ ውዴ
: 😳😳😳
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For thoes of you celebrating christmas now i assume you are a fan since you are here...you will thank me later☺️
F.R.I.E.N.D.S CHRISTMAS episodes:
🔴S02E09
🔵S03E10
🟡S04E10
🔴S05E10
🔵S06E10
🟡S07E10
🔴S08E11
🔵S09E10
E.N.J.O.Y
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You are having a hard time getting out of your bed to get your charger while Corona is out here making New year's resolutions -
'New year new me 😁'
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Hey, You the one sitting right there scrolling through your phone bored. You are gonna have a better year, You will make it work. I know you are afraid you are not enough but its gonna change. You are gonna make yourself proud.
(my not creepy version of Joe Goldberg, YOU)
Merry Christmas and happy New year folks☺️
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....
Whеn you're high on emotion
And you're losing your focus
And you feel too exhausted to pray
Don't get lost in the moment
Or give up when you're closest
All you need is somebody to say
Its OK not to be okay
"Sadness gives depth. Happiness gives height. Sadness gives roots. Happiness gives branches. Happiness is like a tree going into the sky, and sadness is like roots going down into the womb of the earth. Both are needed, and the higher the tree goes, the deeper it goes, simultaneously. The bigger the tree the bigger will be its roots. In fact, it is always in proportion. That's its balance. "
_Osho
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Abel's mom in the morning : አንተ እስካሁን ተኝተሀል... በል ተነሳ
*opens the curtains
Abel: ኡኡኡ.... i am blinded by the lights
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My personal favorite is the first one...The one with Phoebe's dad and where Chandler and Joey got Ross energy drinks as a present and he said 'i feel like i should get you another sweater' 😂😂
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Does being happy for not getting fat during the lockdown count as my 'something i am grateful for'?
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If your bf ain't ignoring your social media posts, is that even a relationship😂😂
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Nobody:
literally nobody:
Me every time i see a guy with a nice hair : ወይኔ ምነው ለሴት ቢያረገው...ይሄኔ እኮ እህቶቹ ፀጉራቸው ኪንኪ ነዉ... ሁሌ እንደዚ ነው
The ረዳት : መጨረሻ ነው ወረድ ወረድ በሉ
😳😳😤😤
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Kids these days : its getting easier tricking our parents into going wherever we wanna go
Their dads *in Khalid's voice : Send me your location, let's focus on communicating 🎤🎼
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Since its almost over, lets hope we get our 'positive' back
Morning ☺️☺️
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