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Mfw I awake, becoming cognisant of a form - a carrion-bird in configuration - looming over, largesse spread across the air-scape. Wings creating premature gloaming, casting away light. And thus, descending upon rock outcrop, this creature surveys mine crippled physique and, a gleeful shriek emitted, leaps near it. Wretched emissions of smell inundate my senses - nausea takes hold. The fiend pierces my side, beak as though sun-wrought iron, tearing out liver - and consciousness...
Читать полностью…Stopped talking to this baddie because she said frogs and people named Bob give her the "ick"
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