Sergei Sergienko

09 December 2025 10:49

🔮 Prediction markets are heating up, so here' s my crypto prophecy for the day.

You tell yourself you will “enter the market carefully” and somehow end up with x20 leverage. A bold path toward adventure or liquidation, depends on the mood of the chart.

Sergei Sergienko

08 December 2025 17:05

🔗 CZ says governments should record their spending on-chain in a transparent, immutable ledger.

He’s right. A budget that still works like a black box makes no sense in 2025.

Sergei Sergienko

08 December 2025 14:02

🧡 Back in 2011–2013, physical bitcoins were a whole thing, aka Casascius Coins. Metal tokens with a hologram hiding a slip of paper with a private key inside. Peel it off and the BTC moves to a regular address.

The wild part is how many people kept them untouched for years and only started redeeming them recently.

Sergei Sergienko

08 December 2025 10:31

⛔ X blocked the European Commission’s ad account for “artificially inflating reach”.

Fair enough. If you pump your numbers, you get the boot like everyone else.

Sergei Sergienko

05 December 2025 19:57

Crypto delusion #3: Influencers know exactly where the market is going. Nothing says “reliable forecast” like a guy filming price targets in his car.

#crypto_delusions

Sergei Sergienko

05 December 2025 16:58

💡 Me, double-checking my crypto address before sending anything over 50 bucks.

Sergei Sergienko

05 December 2025 14:56

🛁 Coinbase released a lotion called Diamond Hand. Finally, skincare for the terminally crypto-pilled.

Rumor says one application removes the urge to panic-sell. Waiting for the next release, the “HODL & Shine” shampoo.

Sergei Sergienko

05 December 2025 12:52

😎 In the “Bitcoin vs Gold” debate, CZ pulled out a gold bar and asked to verify it. Schiff couldn’t do it without gear.

Pretty telling. Bitcoin verifies itself while gold sends you on a side quest.

Sergei Sergienko

04 December 2025 18:34

😆 Binance announced Binance Junior, a separate app and account for kids and teens under full parental control. Crypto has officially made its way into the family budget.

Must be awesome growing up in a world where digital assets feel as ordinary as pocket money.

Sergei Sergienko

04 December 2025 16:03

Crypto delusion #2: I’ll set the stop-loss later… no time right now. Sure you will! Right after that charming forty-percent drop.

#crypto_delusions

Sergei Sergienko

04 December 2025 13:34

✍ Tarot, crystal ball or runes? A guy nailed 11 price moves on Polymarket and turned 12 dollars into almost 30,000. Hard not to wonder whether that was a human or an AI in disguise.

Makes you think it could be time to switch careers and study the fine art of predicting things.

Sergei Sergienko

04 December 2025 10:56

🚀 Fusaka is now live on Ethereum mainnet. PeerDAS gives the network an eightfold capacity bump, the new UX tweaks speed up confirmations, and the chain sets itself up for the next phase of scaling.

Upgrades like this rarely get the spotlight yet they’re the ones that keep the whole ecosystem moving.

Sergei Sergienko

03 December 2025 18:34

❤ Poland’s president vetoed a hardline crypto regulation bill, saying it threatens freedoms and kills innovation. A rare moment when a politician sides with people instead of control.

The government is already upset. Digital freedom never arrives peacefully.

Sergei Sergienko

03 December 2025 16:13

😊 Sending 0.5 ETH to your grandma without her ever finding out finally became possible! Ethereum is testing a new protocol called Secret Santa, using ZK proofs for fully anonymous gift exchanges.

A wholesome upgrade with slightly chaotic energy.

Sergei Sergienko

03 December 2025 13:11

😐 My toxic Web3 trait is believing every dip is the final dip.

Sergei Sergienko

08 December 2025 19:07

Crypto delusion #4: a fancy website with cool animations means the team is trustworthy.

#crypto_delusions

Sergei Sergienko

08 December 2025 15:34

😭 My heroic attempt to save the bull market by buying twenty dollars of bitcoin every week...

Sergei Sergienko

08 December 2025 12:02

🫠 Coinbase asks: “Would you rather untangle these or untangle the 14 wallets you made during "alt szn"?

Sergei Sergienko

08 December 2025 09:12

🕯 Dogecoin just turned 12 this weekend. Billy Markus looked back at launch day with his signature chaos:

12 years ago i made something stupid and then a bunch of even stupider stuff happened and now i am posting about it on the internet to 2.15 million followers.

Sergei Sergienko

05 December 2025 18:34

⛔ A global Cloudflare outage took down the interfaces of several major Solana protocols: Jupiter, Raydium, Meteora and more.

What a view! Fully decentralized Web3 putting on a show.

Sergei Sergienko

05 December 2025 16:57

🤡 Meanwhile, someone just sent $1.1M to the wrong wallet thanks to an address swap scam. Check your addresses. Then check again. Then one more time.

A few seconds of paranoia costs less than accidentally crowning a new millionaire.

Sergei Sergienko

05 December 2025 13:55

A legendary face-off.

Careful with this pic tho. It adds $1M to BTC… but only if you forward it to five friends. Ignore it and the market gods keep the curse running.

Sergei Sergienko

04 December 2025 19:55

Elon, you alright, my man? Might be time to log off for the day.

This is Beeple’s exhibition btw.

Sergei Sergienko

04 December 2025 17:04

Franklin gets it too 💸

Sergei Sergienko

04 December 2025 15:00

😎 A Lambo that doesn’t require you to “make it” in the next bull run sounds about right. Ledger teamed up with Lamborghini so we can finally say we own one.

Sergei Sergienko

04 December 2025 12:00

The shortest book on the planet. A masterpiece of brutal honesty, I would say. 😎

Sergei Sergienko

03 December 2025 19:55

Crypto problems, 2026 edition 💰

Sergei Sergienko

03 December 2025 17:15

🤡 Crypto delusion #1: a token dropping 90% means it is warming up for a 900% rebound.

#crypto_delusions

Sergei Sergienko

03 December 2025 14:32

😎 The new Samsung Trifold already has a perfect use case. One screen shows Bitcoin losing altitude. The other two keep you sane with FUD and HODL memes fighting for your attention.

A pocket-sized emotional support device disguised as a phone.

Sergei Sergienko

03 December 2025 12:01

🛡 Trust Wallet just became the first major wallet with built-in predictions. CZ already cracked a joke that plenty of new ATHs are coming, the timing is the only mystery.

Feels like guessing the future might start paying better than investing.