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honestly that's just a countryside thing, people will fuckin look at you funny and call the police for parking in one parking lot and walking to the strip mall next to it or across the street lmao
Читать полностью…I mean they don't work ag jobs either lmao but aside from that it's just plain funny to me that they're so fundamentally against such basic parts of life that they're willing to drive across one parking lot instead of walking a distance that isn't even out of earshot :D
Читать полностью…I guess that's the sign that you're one of those "filthy city slickers, moving here and taking our houses". You have enough energy from not working a Real Ag Job that you walk FOR FUN
Читать полностью…like if I go out to tennessee and I'm spending a bit of time at my fiance's workplace before she gets off her shift and I walk over to the smoke shop IN THE NEXT PARKING LOT OVER or like the walmart ONE PARKING LOT BEYOND THAT... people look at me like I'm fuckin crazy lmao
Читать полностью…jfc I hate Manteca. I went out to take a walk and look at christmas lights in my mom's neighbourhood and got stopped twice by PD asking me if I was "okay" or "lost" - the second time when he was like "Can I help you?" and pointed his light at me I was like "You stopped me." (he wasn't a cop, a "community service patrol" paid snitch)
The first one was like "I'm doing community safety sweeps" - okay, cool - people walking is now a problem at... 6pm?
no, I meant in san mateo but funny that there's one like it in sf on a street with the same name
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