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Everyone take a moment of silence for the 6 million cuban commandos killed in the Maduro raid

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I think the hate for blumpf in here is a lil deranged. Don't you want this nigga to shift their foreign policy away from the middle east? I sure do

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Shalom. I'm Mr. Zog. This show was promised to me 3000 years ago. I ate the Goy.

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I earnestly thought monarchists were an extreme vocal minority in iran like 5-6% of the country but the crown prince lost like 30-40 million average viewers during the governent blackout of iran indicating most of his support is in the country. Im sorry bud the islamic republic is a failed state in the middle of a fucking civil war

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Why is Iran so incompetent?

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Iranian currency has virtually lost all value
Advice to iranians is to switch to fartcoin

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— Amazing things are happening in Xiiter MENA as the Iranian protests are taking place

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Reading up on this
Zoroastrianism has many racial elements

Arabs=mulattos
Blacks=demon spawn
Keyed Aryan religion

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Suggestions to save this channel? Trying to keep non pedophile english telegram going, we're all in this together

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"We captured Maduro.”
“No you didn’t.”
“He’s in jail, in Brooklyn.”
“No he’s not.”

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Trump mocks Macron:

Emmanuel said to me: “Donalddd, you have a deal. I would like to increase my prescription drug prices by 200% or whatever. Whatever you want, Donald, please don’t tell the population, I beg you.”

😂

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It's tough out on the Z front

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This is the difference between playing video games in a luxury apartment in moscow vs spending the rest of your life in a supermax US prison, respect begets respect. Like wise with disrespect

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“…..imagine no possessions… it’s easy if you-“

“Done. Thanks for the oil.”

“…..w-wait…”

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The Trump administration asserts the United States is not interested in the $17,300,000,000,000 worth of crude oil. The Trump administration asserts the Venezuelan President was a dictator and ran a narco-state, hence the United States had to do something.

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Realistically what can they even do lmao

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🇺🇸🇮🇱🇮🇷 - The IRGC Intelligence Organization says it has arrested a cell that was allegedly directed by Israel and was planning assassinations and acts of infrastructure sabotage in Iran.

According to the statement, the detainees had received specialized training in sabotage and assassination abroad, and U.S.-made weapons and explosive equipment were seized from them.

The group reportedly entered Zahedan, in Sistan and Baluchestan Province, from Pakistan.

@thewarreporterr

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Never let your political rivals leave in exile, you need to kill them or they will come back it happens constantly

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Le resistance chimping out because everyone else won't deny reality

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>Raises red flag of revenge
>Dies

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"Virgin female prisoners should be raped before execution so that they do not go to heaven.”
-Ayatollah Khomeini

Real hater shit

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They may have never even seen an african and called swarthy arabs from 2000 years ago niggers

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"and you can have it all... My empire of dirt"

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'MOM PLEASE, JUST 5 MORE MINUTES!'

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Jews are good and brilliant now

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Marco Rubio has been assigned to lead Venezuela’s gov’t transition

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Are European heads of state cokeheads?
Suspect 1: The obvious
The drug on Zelensky’s table is “Mili Nosik” drops.

These are children’s drops with phenylephrine — a sympathomimetic aminophylline-type substance that causes constriction of blood vessels in the nose.

Constriction of the blood vessels reduces blood filling of the nasopharyngeal mucosa and thus causes a prolonged reduction in the severity of its swelling.

Swelling occurs both from chronic rhinitis and from the use, by nasal inhalation, of cocaine

This drug is well known and extremely popular among cocaine users; they explicitly recommend it because it is very convenient — it is not dripped into the nose, but into the mouth

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Now we add Maduro to the list

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Venezuelan Vice President, Delcy Rodriguez, has reportedly fled to Russia.

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The United States government has asserted that they will now run the Venezuelan government until they believe it is safe to return power to ... whoever.

It's probably just a coincidence, but the country the United States government is temporarily running has approximately 303,000,000,000 barrels of crude oil. At the current market price of $57/barrel, this means the United States temporarily possesses roughly $17,300,000,000,000 worth of crude oil. In other words, roughly half the national debt of crude oil.

Another way to look at is the United States now temporarily possesses roughly four times the gross domestic production (GDP) of India.

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