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When two women have more balls than the entirety of the Sunni countries (except for Palestine ofc)

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US and Qatar sucking Israel cocks.

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Kek what a bitch

https://twitter.com/WarMonitors/status/1900564281751466318

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Look at this fat slob wearing a marvel tshirt lmfao scorcese is so vindicated

https://vxtwitter.com/gabydvj/status/1900653878523170970

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It's been 11,664,000 seconds

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🇺🇸⚡- Trump: "Something will happen soon with Iran."

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—❗️🇸🇾/🇸🇾 BREAKING: The Resistance takes control of Istamo Airfield in Latakia countryside, capturing two helicopters

@Middle_East_Spectator

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He will liberate Felestine

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Countless NAFO posters in shambles now

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iRanian be saying أنا علی العهد "' we are persistent on our promise '"

Nigga shut yo sandy ass up you're the reason we lost seyed y'all pussied out
Bitch ass pussy ass coward ass little rats with no balls and guts
Making me mad 😤😡

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❤️🇱🇧 I am at the funeral of HEZBOLLAH’S SEYYED HASSAN NASRALLAH.

May his legacy live on forever.

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LMFAO I'm fucking dying my sides ...holy shit 💀💀

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🇱🇧 🇮🇷 A newly released image of Sayyed Hassan Nasrallah and General Qasem Soleimani

@Middle_East_Spectator

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— ❗️🇮🇷/🇮🇷/🇺🇸/🇮🇱 IRGC Aerospace Commander, Brigadier General Amirali Hajizadeh:

'The Americans and Israelis always threaten a lot. I assure our dear people and tell them not to worry at all. There won't be any war.

They are not going to do anything against us. Nothing is going to happen. They cannot and will not harm our nuclear program.'

@Middle_East_Spectator

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This is one of the Israelis he shot btw

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Fuck it one struggle

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Google 'Millennium Challenge 2002'.

The US fought Iran in an imaginary exercise and lost. Thousands of US sailors died.

That was 23 years ago.

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The way I walk after fucking freedom of speech in the ass hard and dry

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— 🇮🇷/🇦🇪/🇺🇸 NEW: Iran received Trump's letter today from a UAE envoy. It was 'opened, read, and promptly ignored' – Sources

@Middle_East_Spectator

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So 160 alawites massacred in one occassion. Civil War 2.0?

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Slightly comfy happenings in Syria

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This government is so ZOGGED, the president starts his statements in Hebrew and sends blank checks to Israel to genocide its neighbors.

@Fashposting

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🇺🇸US Army to Discharge Transgender People from Service Within 30 Days - CBS

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🇷🇺📞🇮🇱🇹🇷 — The Columnist of the Turkish Hürriyet newspaper Abdulkadir Selvi claims that an episode akin to action movies took place during the recent events in Syria:

➡️ On December 7, when the Syrian opposition came close to Damascus, a three -way meeting of Foreign Ministers of Turkey, Iran and Russia took place in Doha.

➡️ During the negotiations, it became obvious that the regime of Bashar al -Assad is on the verge of collapse."

➡️ Realizing the inevitability of the situation, the Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov left the meeting and immediately contacted Vladimir Putin, saying: "It's all over."

📞 After that, Putin got in touch with the Israeli leadership, warning:

“I take my man. Do not touch his plane. ”


➡️ Already on December 8, they officially announced that Assad had left Syria

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I hate the fucking kikes with every fiber of my being

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I..........I wish something had happened........*BEEEEEEEEEEP*

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Bro got imprisoned for stealing Israel signs from lawns and now making a vid breaking out of jail 💀💀 it's actually real

https://twitter.com/williambanks_/status/1892710767423598698

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🇸🇾 NEW: The HTS commander that popularized the chant 'We will cut Khomeini's head, we are coming to Karbala' has been diagnosed with AIDS, and is in critical condition

@Middle_East_Spectator

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It's been 116 days 10 hours and 12 minutes

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Now this is a story all about how
My regime got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the Prince of Red Square.

In Damascus born and raised
On power was where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And shooting down protests outside of the school
When a few rebel groups who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
My army fled like cowards and the Russians got scared
Said, "You're moving with Putin, you'll be safer there!"

I whistled for a plane and when it came near
The license plate said "Putin" and it had bears in the mirror
If anything I could say that this plane was rare
But I thought "Nah, forget it. Yo, habibi to Red Square!"

I pulled up to the Kremlin about seven or eight
And I yelled to the driver "Yo homes smell ya later!"
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
To sit on a throne as the Prince of Red Square

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