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13 January 2026 21:14

The AI bubble is driven by CEOs who’ve built their careers on judging the appearance of human work, where things only look good if someone actually put the effort in, suddenly meeting a technology that produces perfect‑looking work even when the substance is absent.

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12 January 2026 21:14

If you're skinny, shaving your beard makes you look skinnier. But if you're fat, shaving your beard makes you look fatter.

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12 January 2026 04:14

You are stuck in the beliefs you held when you first became skeptical towards what you hear about a topic.

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11 January 2026 22:14

The universe is 13.8 billion years old, but heat death is around 10¹⁰⁰ years away, so it has effectively used 0% of its lifetime meaning the universe is still basically a "baby", and we’re living in its earliest, most active era.

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10 January 2026 22:14

The human species won’t go extinct in your lifetime.

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10 January 2026 22:14

Musicians probably got harassed to play songs before recordings existed.

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10 January 2026 22:14

We often trade freedom for comfort, not because comfort lasts, but because uncertainty feels harder to sit with than disappointment.

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09 January 2026 21:14

It’s probably a good idea to have at least 16 bars of cool dance moves ready to go at any time, in case you find yourself unexpectedly in the middle of a dance circle. After 16 bars, you can just smile and shrug, like, “I could keep going, but that’s all you people are getting tonight.”

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09 January 2026 21:14

I wonder if a medusa (gorgon) grew out its snake-hair, would the snakes' heads bonk against their back/butt as they walk? The snakes must get tired of standing up tall sometime, and just..droop?

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09 January 2026 21:14

Nondescript white vans are now the exact opposite of surreptitious.

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08 January 2026 21:14

If there were a Rugrats revival like they did with "All Grown Up", Tommy Pickles would be older than his parents were in the original Rugrats.

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07 January 2026 21:14

We teach kids to share before they’re old enough to own anything, then teach adults to protect everything they have.

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07 January 2026 21:14

Evolution makes a lot more sense once you realize that all forms of life are individual cellular organisms where some have learned to work together in increasingly complex ways.

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07 January 2026 21:14

Businesses put "Thank you for your understanding" at the end of a negative change announcement when they actually mean "suck it up."

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07 January 2026 21:14

2 innocent people died because Sarah Connor’s parents named her Sarah.

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13 January 2026 00:14

We didn't have a commonly used phase for it when it first aired, but Star Trek's holodeck makes extensive use of Generative AI, not just for the images it generates, but for the stories and programs it writes. And now that I see it this way, I hate it.

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12 January 2026 21:14

15 years ago we used to doomscroll text(Twitter, Facebook statuses). 10 years ago we doomscrolled images(Instagram, FB image posts. 5 years ago we started doomscrolling videos (TikTok, Insta Reels, YouTube shorts).

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11 January 2026 22:14

The occasional shart aside, the ability of our assholes to distinguish between a shit and a fart has to be one of evolution's greatest accomplishments.

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11 January 2026 22:14

If perception depends on cause and effect, you wouldn’t be able to perceive truly going back in time.

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10 January 2026 22:14

Mornings feel better when the first thing you touch is not your phone.

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10 January 2026 22:14

Latin America and the Southeast Asia are culturally very different, and yet socioeconomically very close.

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09 January 2026 21:14

In the infinite set of all positive numbers, any number you can think of, no matter how large, is relatively a 'small' number because there is an infinite amount of numbers larger and a finite amount of number smaller.

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09 January 2026 21:14

Hair dressers go through more schooling than cops.

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09 January 2026 21:14

Much of the world’s wealth exists to preserve itself rather than to be consumed.

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08 January 2026 21:14

Ice cream was probably invented in the winter.

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08 January 2026 21:14

Whales don’t get “Tubthumping” stuck in their heads.

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07 January 2026 21:14

Self-driving cars would allow for cops to easily bring you in when you have an arrest warrant.

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07 January 2026 21:14

Is it easier to rap in other languages where there are standard/common endings for words? If that's true what is the easiest language to rap in?

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07 January 2026 21:14

Since a shrimp's anus is at the end of its tail, when you eat shrimp you are, in fact, eating its entire ass.

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06 January 2026 22:14

The more someone relies on music to underscore their message, the less trustworthy that message is.