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13 October 2026 07:14

In Hindsight, we should probably have made "I" and "l" more distinct across all the fonts.

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13 October 2026 05:14

AI is not smarter than humans until it can write a chess engine capable of beating Stockfish and AlphaZero entirely on its own.

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12 October 2026 18:14

There are billions of people who could have been the GOAT in something but never tried it.

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10 October 2026 22:14

If AI kills us all, they might miss us when we’re gone.

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09 October 2026 17:14

Shaquille O’Neal probably has struggles quite a bit to put on jewelry with a clasp on his own.

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09 October 2026 02:14

The skin of a lime isn’t lime green and that kinda trips me out lol.

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08 October 2026 07:14

A nudist beach can only get so crowded.

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07 October 2026 21:14

The existence of wood may be rarer in the universe than gold.

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07 October 2026 16:14

I’ve never heard anyone say “if she wanted to she would.”

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06 October 2026 06:14

Anatomically speaking, horses legs are essentially long fingers which is why their hooves are made of keratin, just like fingernails.

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05 October 2026 07:14

If you're wealthy enough, the lottery just becomes a low yield investment opportunity.

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05 October 2026 00:14

A nasal voice is when all the air passes through the mouth.

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04 October 2026 16:14

A septic tank is one big bacterial battle for species supremacy. You can tell who is winning by the smell.

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03 October 2026 22:14

A.I. is the final form of Womb Envy.

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03 October 2026 19:14

Saying 'lol' in a real life conversation makes more sense than online.

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13 October 2026 06:14

If Al is short for Alex, and Ron is short for Ronald, because they're actually shorter: why do we call Jimmy 'short' for James?

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12 October 2026 23:14

Spider Man is built to handle swinging from building to building, but could you imagine the damage 160lbs pulling against them at 60mph would do to all that glass?

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12 October 2026 00:14

McDonald's is running their "Monopoly" game again. It first started in 1987. The grand prize is the same: One million dollars. With inflation, the value of the dollar has dropped so the spending power of today's million is 1/3 of what it was when they started.

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09 October 2026 19:14

Modern marriage is a DEI program for men.

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09 October 2026 17:14

If the elite ended up living in bunkers while we all die from some catastrophic event, they would actually have the skills to survive on their own.

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08 October 2026 13:14

We have child geniuses who can do complex math, play instruments beautifully, and play chess at an adult level, but somehow we almost never see children stand-up comedians.

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07 October 2026 22:14

In a couple decades, Frozen’s “Let It Go” will probably resurge as an oldies classic.

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07 October 2026 16:14

The "@" symbol existed before email, but it was used so rarely that it was almost useless on a computer keyboard.

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06 October 2026 19:14

It’s likely that most people born with the greatest minds or skills on the planet were not born in the right place/time and died in obscurity.

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05 October 2026 22:14

If Godzilla would attack a city that is not (near) yours, your life would not change one bit. Just memes and news updates.

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05 October 2026 01:14

We tell little girls that boys tease them because they like them, then wonder why women stay with men who hit them.

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04 October 2026 21:14

If there is some sort of bridge between this life and the next, Christa Pike is probably going through something crazy.

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04 October 2026 03:14

Because of time dialation, your blood cells age the slowest out of any other cell.

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03 October 2026 20:14

What if humans purpose in the plane of existence, is that we are building a super conscious that transcends our own? Much like the living organisms within us built ours.

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03 October 2026 15:14

Being the one-eyed man in the land of the blind wouldn't matter much if you were completely deaf.