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Despite how loathed criminals generally are, they are, ironically, also responsible for the creation of millions of jobs around the world, from police officers, prison guards, and loss prevention staff to locksmiths, cybersecurity specialists, and legal professionals.

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Paying for the ad-free version of a streaming service might actually save you money, because the fewer ads you see, the less you end up wanting to buy.

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You can tell how cool Ozzy Osbourne was toward his fans by the constant stream of "heres a picture of me and Ozzy!" posts we have been seeing...

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The world is boiling with hate and there is no pressure valve.

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The next cheating couple caught on a jumbotron is going to get away by playing it off as a joke.

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If a "unicorn" is a horse with one horn, does that make a hornless horse an "acorn?"

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I wonder if I’ve ever encountered the same insect or wild animal twice in my life.

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Buying insurance is like joining a secret GoFundMe where you help strangers in crisis.

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MSN Messenger was training for Microsoft Teams.

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When A.I eventually completely takes over, there will still be a societal Hierarchy with Roombas and menial A.I towards the bottom, and 'smarter' A.I being higher up the totempole. Ironically mirroring humanity.

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Our pets could be having mild to moderate headaches at any time and we’d probably never know.

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If we continue our burial habit, Homo sapiens might become the first large creature to be viable as an index fossil, signifying the start of anthropocene.

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Losing hearing in one ear doesn't just make things quieter. It makes every sound feel like it's coming from everywhere and nowhere at the same time.

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1%ers probably look at us the way we look at crazy homeless people.

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It’s very inconvenient in reading apps that “Read” (adjective) and “Read” (action) are spelled the same in English.

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Skyscrapers wouldn’t be built in a world with metahumans.

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Your future self is a stranger you’re slowly getting to know.

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A lot of fossils paleontologists thought were distinct species were probably just random birth defects from a shared species.

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Babies being so helpless is a real flex for humans as apex predators.

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Altitude is measurable on any planet or moon, but very few use sea level as the reference point.

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We use the adjective “giant” for certain animal names but we didn’t use it for the largest animal to have ever lived.

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Your friends and family utter your name more than you ever will.

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You have already walked past someone who will appear in your dreams years from now, and you would not know why.

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A chess match between a mind reader and someone who can see the future would glitch the matrix.

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The Earth will one day be, briefly, the closest planet to the sun.

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The older I get, the more depressing the targeted ads become.

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AI might not meet the criteria for emulating real human thought, but I can have a more stimulating and interesting conversation with ChapGPT than with a large number of my relatives.

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The new deliberately deployed "Coldplay kiss cams" at events now offer cheaters a chance to pretend they're just joking around when accidentally filmed.

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After a certain point in the night, stop lights should function as a stop sign, instead having to wait for the go light.

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The Epic of Gilgamesh is doomed yaoi.

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