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24 Jul 2025 07:14

Despite how loathed criminals generally are, they are, ironically, also responsible for the creation of millions of jobs around the world, from police officers, prison guards, and loss prevention staff to locksmiths, cybersecurity specialists, and legal professionals.

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24 Jul 2025 07:14

Paying for the ad-free version of a streaming service might actually save you money, because the fewer ads you see, the less you end up wanting to buy.

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24 Jul 2025 01:14

You can tell how cool Ozzy Osbourne was toward his fans by the constant stream of "heres a picture of me and Ozzy!" posts we have been seeing...

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23 Jul 2025 14:14

The world is boiling with hate and there is no pressure valve.

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23 Jul 2025 03:14

The next cheating couple caught on a jumbotron is going to get away by playing it off as a joke.

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23 Jul 2025 02:14

If a "unicorn" is a horse with one horn, does that make a hornless horse an "acorn?"

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22 Jul 2025 23:14

I wonder if I’ve ever encountered the same insect or wild animal twice in my life.

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22 Jul 2025 16:14

Buying insurance is like joining a secret GoFundMe where you help strangers in crisis.

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22 Jul 2025 14:14

MSN Messenger was training for Microsoft Teams.

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22 Jul 2025 07:14

When A.I eventually completely takes over, there will still be a societal Hierarchy with Roombas and menial A.I towards the bottom, and 'smarter' A.I being higher up the totempole. Ironically mirroring humanity.

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22 Jul 2025 05:14

Our pets could be having mild to moderate headaches at any time and we’d probably never know.

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21 Jul 2025 13:14

If we continue our burial habit, Homo sapiens might become the first large creature to be viable as an index fossil, signifying the start of anthropocene.

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21 Jul 2025 11:14

Losing hearing in one ear doesn't just make things quieter. It makes every sound feel like it's coming from everywhere and nowhere at the same time.

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21 Jul 2025 09:14

1%ers probably look at us the way we look at crazy homeless people.

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21 Jul 2025 02:14

It’s very inconvenient in reading apps that “Read” (adjective) and “Read” (action) are spelled the same in English.

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24 Jul 2025 07:14

Skyscrapers wouldn’t be built in a world with metahumans.

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24 Jul 2025 02:14

Your future self is a stranger you’re slowly getting to know.

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24 Jul 2025 01:14

A lot of fossils paleontologists thought were distinct species were probably just random birth defects from a shared species.

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23 Jul 2025 12:14

Babies being so helpless is a real flex for humans as apex predators.

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23 Jul 2025 03:14

Altitude is measurable on any planet or moon, but very few use sea level as the reference point.

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22 Jul 2025 23:14

We use the adjective “giant” for certain animal names but we didn’t use it for the largest animal to have ever lived.

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22 Jul 2025 20:14

Your friends and family utter your name more than you ever will.

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22 Jul 2025 14:14

You have already walked past someone who will appear in your dreams years from now, and you would not know why.

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22 Jul 2025 12:14

A chess match between a mind reader and someone who can see the future would glitch the matrix.

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22 Jul 2025 05:14

The Earth will one day be, briefly, the closest planet to the sun.

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22 Jul 2025 00:14

The older I get, the more depressing the targeted ads become.

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21 Jul 2025 13:14

AI might not meet the criteria for emulating real human thought, but I can have a more stimulating and interesting conversation with ChapGPT than with a large number of my relatives.

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21 Jul 2025 10:14

The new deliberately deployed "Coldplay kiss cams" at events now offer cheaters a chance to pretend they're just joking around when accidentally filmed.

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21 Jul 2025 03:14

After a certain point in the night, stop lights should function as a stop sign, instead having to wait for the go light.

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20 Jul 2025 17:14

The Epic of Gilgamesh is doomed yaoi.