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14 February 2026 22:14

The rise of committee-made media and AI-generated garbage in the 21st century may be the in-universe explanation for why science fiction like “Star Trek” and “The Orville” seem to fixate on 20th-century music and films.

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14 February 2026 21:14

The movie Free Willy was a pro-abolitionist story produced with slave labor.

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14 February 2026 10:14

Assuming the banking system stayed up after a zombie apocalypse, anyone with recurring payments through their bank would have a real hard time trying to stop them.

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14 February 2026 02:14

I think it’s unusual that no standardized literary way to write the submissive “I don’t know” hum that children (and some adults) often mumble has ever caught on, considering how old and common it is.

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13 February 2026 18:14

The toilet is objectively the best place to watch scary videos just in case you shit yourself.

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13 February 2026 16:14

You can miss a place and still be glad you left it.

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13 February 2026 08:14

A firm handshake between men is two hand-erections pressing together, establishing dominance based on the harder erection.

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13 February 2026 04:14

Statistically speaking, a YouTube video with 15 million views has been seen by at least one serial killer.

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12 February 2026 04:14

The rules of etiquette deny us the symbiotic grooming relationship between fingernails and teeth.

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12 February 2026 03:14

Identity theft IS a first world problem.

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12 February 2026 01:14

Pretty soon we'll be saying, "Remember when there was AI slop?"

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11 February 2026 21:14

It's interesting that trauma dumping is far more socially acceptable when done through song.

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11 February 2026 17:14

"67" harshes my mellow in a, like, totally jive way.

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10 February 2026 22:14

You can forget most compliments, but you never forget the one you needed on your worst day.

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10 February 2026 19:14

Imagine how itchy Ben 10s wrist must be under that omnitrix.

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14 February 2026 22:14

When you shave, every individual hair follicle gets it's own little haircut.

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14 February 2026 19:14

Documentaries all take place in the same shared universe.

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14 February 2026 05:14

The Winnie the Pooh story where Pooh got stuck in Rabbit's front door glossed over how Pooh was forced to do his business in Rabbit's living room, and Rabbit had to clean it up.

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13 February 2026 23:14

When you see usernames with years ~2006-2013 in them, it could be the year the account was created or the year the user was born.

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13 February 2026 18:14

When the movie is better than the book, you never even know the movie is from a book.

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13 February 2026 12:14

Aliens are commonly thought of or depicted as naked, but they would likely require a spacesuit of sorts, just like humans do.

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13 February 2026 06:14

The only moment to exist in all of history is right now.

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12 February 2026 06:14

If mittens are essentially hand socks, then sock puppets are mittens with character.

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12 February 2026 04:14

Giraffes have nowhere to hide during a storm.

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12 February 2026 03:14

A chef's kiss is icing on the cake with a cherry on top.

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12 February 2026 00:14

Much of the Winter Olympics allows the world to see what it would look like if their drunk friends could actually do what they claimed to be able to.

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11 February 2026 18:14

The new data centers are using AI, like chatgpt, as a cover and are most likely to store other data like personal identity.

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11 February 2026 02:14

With over 500'000 movies in existence, one could not watch them all even if they wanted to.

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10 February 2026 21:14

It was suspiciously convenient timing that California’s severe drought ended around the same time that we realized we needed tons of water for AI data centers.

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10 February 2026 16:14

If you lost both feet but regrew one foot it would be a feat.