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16 March 2026 05:14

You‘ll never really know why they did it. Because they probably don‘t know either.

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15 March 2026 18:14

In the Star Trek universe, accidentally being brought to the future but not being important enough for Temporal Investigations to immediately try to send you back to your own time must be deeply depressing.

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14 March 2026 08:14

If the sun could think, it would think “nothing can replace me” because in its absence, nothing (no thing) exists.

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13 March 2026 23:14

One day in the future people will mix up Vegans and Vegans.

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13 March 2026 08:14

Chicken might be the only animal where Googling it often shows pictures of it cooked instead of alive.

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13 March 2026 03:14

Night is the day standing in the shade.

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12 March 2026 23:14

In 2006, a ringing phone was a social invitation. In 2026, it’s a suspicious activity report.

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12 March 2026 23:14

You never end a sentence like “…that’s just the way I’m”. Even though “I’m” means “I am”

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12 March 2026 15:14

I wonder how much debate it took for the original PI proofs to be accepted as fact. Because to prove a constant, you'd have to show that dividing by r^2 always yields the same #. With an infinite decimal, even using sig figs, wouldn't people argure you can't be certain it's 100% the same every time?

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12 March 2026 03:14

Post nut clarity may be a side effect of people with ADHD being able to concentrate during dopamine spikes.

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12 March 2026 02:14

Private surveillance equipment is now so cheap that it's more rational to assume that a given airbnb is recording your every move than not.

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11 March 2026 16:14

In a universe with many civilizations, only one needs to reach extreme technological maturity. After that, progress stops being parallel and starts being inherited.

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10 March 2026 16:14

It's really convenient that the ice in our drinks floats up, and then the liquid it cools sinks down so the entire drink eventually cools evenly.

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10 March 2026 08:14

Renaming to Department of War was actually really honest.

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10 March 2026 00:14

Most men have probably gotten more lip balm from kissing than they have ever applied themselves.

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15 March 2026 19:14

Squirrels and guinea pigs both figured out how to solve the rat charisma problem, but in different ways.

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15 March 2026 01:14

The past tense of "stuck" should be "stook".

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13 March 2026 23:14

The fact that C-3PO has a seam running alongside his head suggests he is made from deep-drawn stamped sheet metal halves.

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13 March 2026 14:14

If trespassing is allowed then it is not trespassing, so why do we have "No Trespassing" signs?

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13 March 2026 05:14

Little kids love "pee pee poo poo humor" so much to cope with the dichotomy between their innocence and their captivity to the human condition of needing to pee and poo, which are categorically the greatest evil to health and to the senses.

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13 March 2026 01:14

With SSRIs, you rely more on your own serotonin than the actual medication.

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12 March 2026 23:14

You know you are overthinking when a simple text turns into a full conversation in your head.

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12 March 2026 20:14

Phone cameras need a "junk photo" setting for all those throwaway photos you take to remember where you parked, what's on a menu, QR codes, and all the other random stuff we use them for now.

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12 March 2026 03:14

The longest red light of all time must necessarily have also been the longest green light of all time.

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12 March 2026 02:14

It is highly likely that you never pressed the 8 button on a microwave.

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11 March 2026 22:14

It’s mathematically impossible to be exactly one third from a given origin, no matter how many generations back and how many ancestors you’re counting.

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11 March 2026 06:14

People were probably doing collages on flights in the year 2000.

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10 March 2026 12:14

People probably faked illness to get out of work even in the hunter-gatherer era.

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10 March 2026 04:14

The Edds from "Ed, Edd, and Eddy" could have actually made some serious bank if they spent a little more time workshopping and refining their ideas instead of focusing on strictly scamming their peers.

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09 March 2026 20:14

Nothing makes the last bit of your toiletries, like toothpaste or deodorant, last longer than actually remembering to replace it ahead of time...