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30 December 2025 21:14

Compared to restaurant soda prices, the gigantic movie theater sodas are seeming more reasonable.

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30 December 2025 21:14

Due to social media algorithms, the topics that will shape the near future - music, fashion, general behaviors - are currently being determined predominantly by kids aged 12 to 16.

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29 December 2025 21:14

If radio was invented today it would be controlled by four companies and locked behind a paywall.

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29 December 2025 21:14

If zombie movies were accurate, the characters would put a lot more emotion towards how bad it would smell.

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29 December 2025 21:14

You know a home is yours when you can cross it in the dark without reaching for the walls.

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28 December 2025 22:14

Since human memory fades over time, Google Photos could be retroactively using AI to alter details in pictures we took years ago, and we would likely rewrite our own memories to match the file rather than notice the change.

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28 December 2025 22:14

Somewhere in the world out there two people matched on a dating app and both are using ChatGPT to write every response to each other.

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25 December 2025 22:14

Frosty probably had to hurry on his way because the traffic cop was chasing after him.

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25 December 2025 05:14

Is the dead internet theory just entitlement? Are we blaming bots for the lack of high quality, authentic and well-researched content, when none of us want to take the time to produce it?

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24 December 2025 21:14

Seeing color is one of the most subjective experiences in zoology.

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23 December 2025 21:14

If you think money buys happiness, that means you still have hope.

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23 December 2025 21:14

The song "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" portrays Santa as a strict authoritarian against outward displays of negative emotion, teaching children that they should bottle those away.

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22 December 2025 21:14

East and west aren’t opposite destinations, they’re the same place, just reached by different distances.

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21 December 2025 21:14

In CA, the dollar value at which theft becomes a felony is $950. This means that due to inflation, the bar for becoming a felon gets lower every year.

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21 December 2025 21:14

It’s possible that Rice Krispy Treats are the only reason Rice Krispies cereal is still being made.

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30 December 2025 21:14

What if one's reaction time was based on how fast they physically experience the world?

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30 December 2025 21:14

They should use decimals when displaying the weather in Celsius. It would be more accurate and more metric.

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29 December 2025 21:14

If your first-ever attempt at gambling went completely unsuccessfully, that was probably the better outcome.

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29 December 2025 21:14

The more beer you drink, the less your pee looks like beer.

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29 December 2025 21:14

The presence of '®' and '™' on various designs means that designers are less powerful than lawyers.

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28 December 2025 22:14

Everyone believes they are thinking independently, yet most of their strongest opinions were introduced to them by someone else first.

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26 December 2025 21:14

You never see good news written in the fine print.

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25 December 2025 22:14

On most family trees, you can tell where kids hung ornaments by the clusters and the height of the branches.

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24 December 2025 21:14

Very few people can actually keep their watch 5 minutes fast any more.

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23 December 2025 21:14

Old movies that tried to depict the future look older - for today's standards - than the regular ones.

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23 December 2025 21:14

Not having a back-up plan for foggy Christmas eves aside from Rudolph’s red nose is pretty stupid.

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22 December 2025 21:14

The more the world moves towards a cashless economy, the harder it becomes for an average person to participate in money laundering.

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21 December 2025 21:14

You only realize how loud modern life is when the power goes out.

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21 December 2025 21:14

Architecture made by animals in fiction often incorporates either their body parts or stereotypical food (like bone or paw motifs in dog architecture), but that never happens in real life.

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21 December 2025 21:14

Mall Santas must get sick a lot.