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09 January 2026 21:14

Hair dressers go through more schooling than cops.

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09 January 2026 21:14

Much of the world’s wealth exists to preserve itself rather than to be consumed.

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08 January 2026 21:14

Ice cream was probably invented in the winter.

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08 January 2026 21:14

Whales don’t get “Tubthumping” stuck in their heads.

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07 January 2026 21:14

Self-driving cars would allow for cops to easily bring you in when you have an arrest warrant.

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07 January 2026 21:14

Is it easier to rap in other languages where there are standard/common endings for words? If that's true what is the easiest language to rap in?

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07 January 2026 21:14

Since a shrimp's anus is at the end of its tail, when you eat shrimp you are, in fact, eating its entire ass.

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06 January 2026 22:14

The more someone relies on music to underscore their message, the less trustworthy that message is.

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05 January 2026 21:14

Our safest time of day is a nightmare landscape for nocturnal animals.

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05 January 2026 17:14

From today onwards, the number of people born in 2025 that are currently alive will only decrease, forever.

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05 January 2026 15:14

Anti-gravity would just be gravity going the other way.

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04 January 2026 01:14

Most of life is not shaped by big decisions, but by the small habits we repeat without noticing. Over time, those quiet routines become our personality, our future, and our limits. What feels insignificant today is often what defines us tomorrow.

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03 January 2026 21:14

An unmarked Costco receipt would be really hard to find outside of a warehouse.

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03 January 2026 04:14

A good year starts the day your routine changes; the calendar only changes the number.

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01 January 2026 22:14

"Good king" Wenceslas was like an influencer who records themself doing a good deed for clout.

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09 January 2026 21:14

I wonder if a medusa (gorgon) grew out its snake-hair, would the snakes' heads bonk against their back/butt as they walk? The snakes must get tired of standing up tall sometime, and just..droop?

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09 January 2026 21:14

Nondescript white vans are now the exact opposite of surreptitious.

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08 January 2026 21:14

If there were a Rugrats revival like they did with "All Grown Up", Tommy Pickles would be older than his parents were in the original Rugrats.

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07 January 2026 21:14

We teach kids to share before they’re old enough to own anything, then teach adults to protect everything they have.

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07 January 2026 21:14

Evolution makes a lot more sense once you realize that all forms of life are individual cellular organisms where some have learned to work together in increasingly complex ways.

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07 January 2026 21:14

Businesses put "Thank you for your understanding" at the end of a negative change announcement when they actually mean "suck it up."

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07 January 2026 21:14

2 innocent people died because Sarah Connor’s parents named her Sarah.

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06 January 2026 22:14

You can tell a long friendship by how short the messages can be.

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05 January 2026 21:14

If upside-down cake was served upside down, it'd be the right way up but not look like it.

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05 January 2026 17:14

If mirror neurons exist, maybe we feel and internalize the pain of the animals that are slaughtered and the bugs that are squashed without knowing it.

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04 January 2026 21:14

There must be many people who ask an LLM to rephrase the text they've written so it sounds less LLM-like.

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03 January 2026 21:14

Al Gore is a pair of words that will read very differently in a decade.

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03 January 2026 21:14

X-rays expressed as a radio station would be 10 billion FM.

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02 January 2026 21:14

Given how frequently we use our phones, it's now kind of an achievement to forget it at home before heading out.

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01 January 2026 21:14

Board games should pack two rule books. That way, multiple people can read the instructions at the same time.