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25 February 2026 12:14

Plumbers really should stop complaining about people using moist wipes. This is straight profit into their pockets.

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25 February 2026 07:14

Entering 6-0 on a microwave is the same as entering 1-0-0, where both equals to 1 minute. But entering 1-9-9 reads 1 minute and 99 seconds, not 199 seconds.

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25 February 2026 02:14

Everyone always talks about what your last meal would be. No one ever asks what your last song would be.

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24 February 2026 20:14

Emotions are an evolutionary shortcut for prioritizing decisions.

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24 February 2026 14:14

When you use a ruler to measure something, you're technically eyeballing it.

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24 February 2026 09:14

If you are an identical twin, there is a non-zero chance your parents got you confused for your sibling as an infant, so you aren't who you think you are.

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23 February 2026 20:14

It’s relatively likely your left and right feet haven’t taken the same amount of steps.

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23 February 2026 16:14

You can turn any bad movie into a good one by pretending it's a satire.

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23 February 2026 11:14

A 45 minute Rollercoaster would be terrible.

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22 February 2026 19:14

Olympic medal counts should reflect every medal awarded to every person, including each team member, rather than just the event total.

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22 February 2026 06:14

Football is probably the only game with a "mirror" version... Vollyball. One is "feet only, and ball goes INTO the net.", and the other is "hands only, and ball goes OVER the net".

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21 February 2026 19:14

"As American as apple pie," is pretty ironic given apples are not native to the Americas.

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21 February 2026 13:14

There will come a time when robots will commit crimes and will be stopped by police robots.

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21 February 2026 09:14

There are no synonyms of synonym.

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20 February 2026 06:14

I just want an all-inclusive super cut video of every time Alex Trebek did his bad Scottish accent, *laddie*. Searching media seems like a simpler, more useful AI task, but instead we get Vine for Zootopia fetish porn and pee filter illustrations on demand.

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25 February 2026 10:14

You'd think evolution would have stopped snoring long ago: being loud at night while sleeping seems like a bad survival strategy.

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25 February 2026 04:14

You can feel stuck because you live in your progress, not always because you are not making any.

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25 February 2026 01:14

People would care a lot more about fuel efficiency if they had to fill their cars by pouring six heavy buckets of gas through a funnel.

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24 February 2026 14:14

All schools are magnet schools, it’s just some attract and others repel.

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24 February 2026 09:14

It is likely that if inbreeding wasn’t a problem genetically, it would not be taboo.

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23 February 2026 20:14

1+1 equals 2 in base 10, while 1+1 equals 10 in base 2.

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23 February 2026 18:14

If a deaf person can both sign and lip read, they have real life subtitles.

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23 February 2026 13:14

If COVID was discovered in 2021, people might have thought it was a card game.

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22 February 2026 19:14

There’s a specific point in person’s life where a beard goes from making you look older to making you look younger.

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22 February 2026 10:14

Considering that the brain treats social and emotional pain as being just as bad as physical pain, it’s weird that we don’t have an equivalent to “ouch” or “ow” for social distress.

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22 February 2026 03:14

Since 2012 it's post-game.

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21 February 2026 17:14

You rarely notice your own growth, because you are the one standing on the ruler.

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21 February 2026 09:14

Research papers avoid contractions because college essays require word counts.

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20 February 2026 10:14

It's hard accept that the toilet brush is the final form of toilet-cleaning technology.

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20 February 2026 03:14

Turning our prey into tenders, nuggets, patties, tubes, powders, and chips is the ultimate apex predator flex.