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20 Jul 2025 12:14

If "the police is for serious crime" only, as people say all the time, that means that the average honest citizen is at the mercy of scammers and swindlers and intimidators who know how to fly under the radar. It's not a matter of if but when.

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19 Jul 2025 19:14

Being stuck behind a learner driver should not be seen as an annoyance. Instead, treat it as a free refresher lesson.

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19 Jul 2025 08:14

Using phone without a case is like having unprotected sex. Feels nice but can end up in disaster.

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19 Jul 2025 02:14

Dermatologists are probably the most physically judged doctors during the hiring process.

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18 Jul 2025 23:14

If we had completely separate passages for air and food, a congested nose would be a huge problem.

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18 Jul 2025 21:14

The lawyer in Jurassic Park wasn't actually a coward: he just had to run to a toilet to avoid pooping himself in a humid, unairconditioned car with two random kids. There ain't no time to light a flare gun and look cool; not when your ass is the flare gun.

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18 Jul 2025 19:14

Foley Artists (people that record movie sound effects) must have really weird bank statements.

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18 Jul 2025 18:14

Diabetics take drugs to avoid being high.

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16 Jul 2025 20:14

Generative AI has the same pitfalls as teaching apes sign language, in that it creates information based on what it thinks we want, rather than an understanding of language.

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16 Jul 2025 06:14

A helicopter consumes different amounts of energy when turning left versus right.

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16 Jul 2025 03:14

AI is the invasive species of the job market.

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15 Jul 2025 21:14

It must be hard to tell if an actor is lying.

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15 Jul 2025 16:14

If ghosts really produce cold rushes, then a ghost friend would be nice to have in the summer time.

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14 Jul 2025 23:22

Closing your mouth while the dentist is working is like peeing your pants on purpose

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14 Jul 2025 14:14

A lot of people are upset about Superman being an illegal alien, wait until they realise he's solar powered.

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20 Jul 2025 05:14

When you eat at home with your partner, it's weird to eat different entrees, but when you eat at a restaurant with your partner, it's weird to eat the same entree.

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19 Jul 2025 15:14

Much like in games, wearing the right “gear” in real life provides stat benefits as well such as charisma, agility, or defense.

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19 Jul 2025 06:14

If you stood over a sink with an electric razor and just shaved for weeks on end, eventually that sink would be full. Even though you’d have been freshly shaved the entire time.

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19 Jul 2025 00:14

If I had a dollar for every time the hex key fell out of my furniture assembly attempts to screw in any of that cheap crap which includes a hex key, the furniture would've paid for itself five times over.

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18 Jul 2025 22:14

Speed limits are weird; both the worst driver in the sketchiest car and the best driver in the safest care are legally bound to go the same speed.

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18 Jul 2025 21:14

To antimatter entities, we'd be the antimatter.

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18 Jul 2025 19:14

Would it hurt to know everything that is knowable?

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17 Jul 2025 13:14

If a woman engineer had been the first to design pickle jars, they would never sometimes require a man to open them.

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16 Jul 2025 15:14

People complain about calling oat milk milk, but no one complains about peanut butter.

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16 Jul 2025 04:14

Agent 47 is probably bald in order to prevent the collection of DNA samples.

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15 Jul 2025 21:14

Bananas would be far less commercially viable if their ripening wasn’t so predictable and tightly linked to their color.

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15 Jul 2025 16:21

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15 Jul 2025 04:14

Minorities actually are destroying the United States; they’re called billionaires.

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14 Jul 2025 21:14

Dogs have been domesticated for at least 14,000 years, which means they have been domesticated for all of recorded history.

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14 Jul 2025 05:14

The JLA is very lucky Flash isn't a prankster. He has LOTS of time on his hands and very little to do with it.