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15 December 2025 23:14

Autocorrect has caused more misunderstandings than any language barrier in human history.

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15 December 2025 10:14

Getting fat is easy, being fat is hard.

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15 December 2025 00:14

Every human to have ever existed has lived in modern times.

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14 December 2025 21:14

My microwave has cooked things at 59 and 29 far more times than 60 and 30.

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14 December 2025 21:14

There will come a day where people will stop running into a house fire to save their pictures.

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14 December 2025 14:14

Dogs probably wonder why we don’t sniff our own poop and think we are gross for picking up their poop.

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14 December 2025 05:14

The end of the penny in the USA may eventually cause inflation at the wishing well/fountain.

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13 December 2025 15:14

With the decline in cable television usage, there are less children getting the experience of listening to the audio overlap of two TV's playing the same channel in different rooms.

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12 December 2025 17:14

Sharks can sense electrical impulses. Because it is a sense like smell or touch, would certain patterns of impulses and voltages be more pleasurable to a shark than others? Like how strawberries smell better than burnt plastic. Would different things release reward chemicals differently?

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11 December 2025 23:14

Most people don't have a problem with (or don't even notice) the fact that their phone number pad is flipped from their calculator/keyboard number pad.

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11 December 2025 23:14

Do birds in the southern hemisphere fly north for the winter?

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11 December 2025 15:14

Jazz-scat really needs a new name for the internet era.

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11 December 2025 01:14

The people that wrote “I don’t consent to Facebook using my data” on their profiles were right all along.

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10 December 2025 22:14

According to birds, all land animals are bottom feeders.

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10 December 2025 14:14

7 is the w of numbers because it's the only one with more than one syllable.

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15 December 2025 16:14

Your feelings don't have an expiration date. Someone telling you to "get over it and let it go" should take as long as YOU need it to.

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15 December 2025 06:14

If the universe is truly infinite then there could be infinite civilizations, therefore infinite languages, and therefore any word you say is probably a curse in some language somewhere.

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15 December 2025 00:14

There’s a specific moment in every relationship where you’re touching more of your partner’s skin than at any other time.

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14 December 2025 21:14

It's possible the pet you love is a psychopath, but it's just not smart enough to know how to ruin your life yet.

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14 December 2025 21:14

Great americans is adult Calvin ball.

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14 December 2025 05:14

If humans had never had eyes, the Power Rangers might have all represented different smells.

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13 December 2025 22:14

You can tell how long a visit will be by where someone puts their keys when they walk in.

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12 December 2025 23:14

Greendlanders are North Americans.

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12 December 2025 16:14

There are people not born yet that will die before you.

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11 December 2025 23:14

A scoff is a sarcastic cough.

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11 December 2025 19:14

Due to the current prevalence of AI, content creators who started their career within the last five years are at an inherent disadvantage since they don’t have pre-AI content to fight accusations of their content being AI generated.

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11 December 2025 03:14

If you own about nine dollars in pennies, you l have more pennies than the average US citizen.

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10 December 2025 23:14

You will never breathe the same lungful twice; every exhale becomes part of someone else’s future inhale.

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10 December 2025 14:14

If the Rebels had destroyed the Death Star prior to the destruction of Alderaan, the Empire would have had a far greater propaganda victory by convincingly painting the Rebels as terrorists who indiscriminately murdered millions for no reason.

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10 December 2025 12:14

Mechanically, pen and paper is closer to writing with a stone tablet than a keyboard.