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21 December 2025 03:14

In the near future, typing a message will automatically generate a voice note that sounds exactly like you.

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20 December 2025 21:14

Since most people are right-side dominant, most people use their right foot on the first step of a staircase, and that side is consistently going to squeak first as the step wears out.

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20 December 2025 21:14

Right this second, all of the most despicable things you can think of are happening somewhere in the world.

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19 December 2025 16:14

I’ve spent hours judging strangers' houses on Google Street View, yet the idea of a stranger randomly dropping in front of my house to judge me feels like a total invasion of privacy.

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19 December 2025 16:14

It is quite likely that within 100 meters / 300 feet of you there is a screwdriver.

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19 December 2025 00:14

Spilling a cup of uncooked rice would be worse than spilling a cup of cooked rice.

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18 December 2025 23:14

So much of celebrity drama can be explained by method acting.

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18 December 2025 19:14

There is probably at least one Amish person who has gotten a DUI in a horse and buggy.

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18 December 2025 06:14

The first person to learn that we sound different to ourselves than to others likely died less than 200 years ago.

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17 December 2025 17:14

If screens always showed a faint live reflection of your face, average screen time would drop.

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17 December 2025 06:14

The average sports fan is at their highest form of class consciousness when their team that’s owned by a billionaire is losing.

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17 December 2025 00:14

Digital archaeologists in a distant future are going to think a lot more happened on 1 Jan 1970 than actually happened.

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16 December 2025 21:14

Maybe the homes of the rich look soulless because they fill them with things just because they can afford them, not because they have any personal meaning.

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16 December 2025 18:14

I wish humans had more time to evolve a better spine before we effectively locked in our body structure through modern medicine.

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16 December 2025 05:14

Waldo must wear stripes because he doesn't want to be spotted.

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20 December 2025 21:14

You don’t know your own name until someone tells you.

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20 December 2025 21:14

Deja-vu is very similar to an optical illusion, but with time instead of 3D space.

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19 December 2025 18:14

AI killed the idea that “if you didn’t record it, nobody would believe you.”

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19 December 2025 16:14

We think we’re brave, but we wouldn’t stand a chance if cows had water guns and chicks shot fire like Pokémon.

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19 December 2025 01:31

Old memes correct usage (like Bad Luck Brian, Pepperidge Farmer, etc.) is perfect as a tool to detect AI bots, considering they can't understand context, sarcasm and human internal jokes.

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19 December 2025 00:14

Dementia is the decrease of temporal depth in moments of consciousness.

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18 December 2025 21:14

In "How The Grinch Stole Christmas", one explanation is that "his shoes were too tight", however he is almost never seen wearing shoes.

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18 December 2025 19:14

Women are probably attracted to closeted gay men in the same way that men are attracted to tomboys.

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18 December 2025 04:14

Money can’t buy you happiness because you can’t buy stuff you don’t have from yourself.

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17 December 2025 17:14

18 and 19 year olds are considered legal adults and teenagers. This means that 18 year olds are adults who are younger than some teens.

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17 December 2025 06:14

With Earth becoming inhospitable to humans, AI may be our only chance for cultural longevity.

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16 December 2025 22:14

The New Testament is actually really old.

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16 December 2025 20:14

The Robinhood trading app allows the poor to participate in getting robbed by the rich.

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16 December 2025 17:14

If you were born in the '90s, you may be the last generation that remembers what it was like to go to the internet, rather than always being on it.

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16 December 2025 03:14

4 dimensional beings would likely know if the universe is infinite.