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01 January 2026 21:14

They’re probably around 1 million diapers in Times Square on New Year’s Eve.

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01 January 2026 21:14

The stereotypical "cartoon monkey" does not actually look like any monkey species that exists in real life.

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01 January 2026 21:14

Is using Danish cookies tins for sewing kits an example of parallel evolution?

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31 December 2025 21:14

The first Who's On First routine was when Odysseus told the cyclops his name was Nobody.

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31 December 2025 21:14

In the not so distant future a written note or talking to a friend will be more factually reliable than a photo or video.

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31 December 2025 21:14

You will never see a copy of your own death certificate in your lifetime.

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30 December 2025 21:14

For aliens observing us, seeing humans celebrate another revolution of our planet around the sun must look like applauding after a plane landing.

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30 December 2025 21:14

Because of yearbooks, it is more than likely that all of your past teachers have a photo of you in their house.

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30 December 2025 21:14

What if one's reaction time was based on how fast they physically experience the world?

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30 December 2025 21:14

They should use decimals when displaying the weather in Celsius. It would be more accurate and more metric.

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29 December 2025 21:14

If your first-ever attempt at gambling went completely unsuccessfully, that was probably the better outcome.

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29 December 2025 21:14

The more beer you drink, the less your pee looks like beer.

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29 December 2025 21:14

The presence of '®' and '™' on various designs means that designers are less powerful than lawyers.

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28 December 2025 22:14

Everyone believes they are thinking independently, yet most of their strongest opinions were introduced to them by someone else first.

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26 December 2025 21:14

You never see good news written in the fine print.

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01 January 2026 21:14

If a kidnapper gagged you, your survival greatly depends on if your nose is stuffy or not.

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01 January 2026 21:14

We want the convenience of being known without the discomfort of being seen.

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01 January 2026 21:14

In plastic bottle warranty systems like in Romania (SGR) or Germany (Pfand), the barcode should be printed on the label 2 times at different angles, allowing the bottle to be squished.

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31 December 2025 21:14

There are people being born who will never know a world without AI.

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31 December 2025 21:14

A multibillionaire's phone can't really do anything yours can't.

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31 December 2025 21:14

Because infinity -1 = infinity. In order to count to infinity, you need to have already counted to infinity.

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30 December 2025 21:14

The old misconception that everyone used to live in caves probably dates back to when everyone lived in caves.

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30 December 2025 21:14

Compared to restaurant soda prices, the gigantic movie theater sodas are seeming more reasonable.

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30 December 2025 21:14

Due to social media algorithms, the topics that will shape the near future - music, fashion, general behaviors - are currently being determined predominantly by kids aged 12 to 16.

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29 December 2025 21:14

If radio was invented today it would be controlled by four companies and locked behind a paywall.

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29 December 2025 21:14

If zombie movies were accurate, the characters would put a lot more emotion towards how bad it would smell.

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29 December 2025 21:14

You know a home is yours when you can cross it in the dark without reaching for the walls.

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28 December 2025 22:14

Since human memory fades over time, Google Photos could be retroactively using AI to alter details in pictures we took years ago, and we would likely rewrite our own memories to match the file rather than notice the change.

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28 December 2025 22:14

Somewhere in the world out there two people matched on a dating app and both are using ChatGPT to write every response to each other.

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25 December 2025 22:14

Frosty probably had to hurry on his way because the traffic cop was chasing after him.