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06 January 2026 22:14

You can tell a long friendship by how short the messages can be.

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05 January 2026 21:14

If upside-down cake was served upside down, it'd be the right way up but not look like it.

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05 January 2026 17:14

If mirror neurons exist, maybe we feel and internalize the pain of the animals that are slaughtered and the bugs that are squashed without knowing it.

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04 January 2026 21:14

There must be many people who ask an LLM to rephrase the text they've written so it sounds less LLM-like.

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03 January 2026 21:14

Al Gore is a pair of words that will read very differently in a decade.

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03 January 2026 21:14

X-rays expressed as a radio station would be 10 billion FM.

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02 January 2026 21:14

Given how frequently we use our phones, it's now kind of an achievement to forget it at home before heading out.

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01 January 2026 21:14

Board games should pack two rule books. That way, multiple people can read the instructions at the same time.

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01 January 2026 21:14

If a kidnapper gagged you, your survival greatly depends on if your nose is stuffy or not.

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01 January 2026 21:14

We want the convenience of being known without the discomfort of being seen.

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01 January 2026 21:14

In plastic bottle warranty systems like in Romania (SGR) or Germany (Pfand), the barcode should be printed on the label 2 times at different angles, allowing the bottle to be squished.

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31 December 2025 21:14

There are people being born who will never know a world without AI.

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31 December 2025 21:14

A multibillionaire's phone can't really do anything yours can't.

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31 December 2025 21:14

Because infinity -1 = infinity. In order to count to infinity, you need to have already counted to infinity.

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30 December 2025 21:14

The old misconception that everyone used to live in caves probably dates back to when everyone lived in caves.

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05 January 2026 21:14

Our safest time of day is a nightmare landscape for nocturnal animals.

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05 January 2026 17:14

From today onwards, the number of people born in 2025 that are currently alive will only decrease, forever.

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05 January 2026 15:14

Anti-gravity would just be gravity going the other way.

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04 January 2026 01:14

Most of life is not shaped by big decisions, but by the small habits we repeat without noticing. Over time, those quiet routines become our personality, our future, and our limits. What feels insignificant today is often what defines us tomorrow.

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03 January 2026 21:14

An unmarked Costco receipt would be really hard to find outside of a warehouse.

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03 January 2026 04:14

A good year starts the day your routine changes; the calendar only changes the number.

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01 January 2026 22:14

"Good king" Wenceslas was like an influencer who records themself doing a good deed for clout.

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01 January 2026 21:14

They’re probably around 1 million diapers in Times Square on New Year’s Eve.

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01 January 2026 21:14

The stereotypical "cartoon monkey" does not actually look like any monkey species that exists in real life.

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01 January 2026 21:14

Is using Danish cookies tins for sewing kits an example of parallel evolution?

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31 December 2025 21:14

The first Who's On First routine was when Odysseus told the cyclops his name was Nobody.

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31 December 2025 21:14

In the not so distant future a written note or talking to a friend will be more factually reliable than a photo or video.

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31 December 2025 21:14

You will never see a copy of your own death certificate in your lifetime.

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30 December 2025 21:14

For aliens observing us, seeing humans celebrate another revolution of our planet around the sun must look like applauding after a plane landing.

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30 December 2025 21:14

Because of yearbooks, it is more than likely that all of your past teachers have a photo of you in their house.