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16 January 2026 21:14

The average speed of all organisms is probably closer to 0km/hr than 1km/hr.

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16 January 2026 21:14

It's probably really common that AIs take results from other AIs, which in turn take results from others, and so on.

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16 January 2026 06:14

There is no reason for our various pieces of identification to have different numbers.

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15 January 2026 21:14

AI will save humanity by destroying social media as everyone starts to realize "nothing online is real anymore".

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15 January 2026 05:14

The only time a dog will know how much you love him/her is if they were mistreated in the past. Otherwise their environment will have been the same since day 1 and they have no way of knowing how good or bad it is.

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14 January 2026 21:14

You can tell a memory is healing when you can hear the song again.

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14 January 2026 16:14

Beards simultaneously hide and accentuate chins.

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14 January 2026 04:14

It only takes one person with a vendetta to ruin a fast food restaurant’s survey % for the whole year.

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13 January 2026 00:14

We didn't have a commonly used phase for it when it first aired, but Star Trek's holodeck makes extensive use of Generative AI, not just for the images it generates, but for the stories and programs it writes. And now that I see it this way, I hate it.

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12 January 2026 21:14

15 years ago we used to doomscroll text(Twitter, Facebook statuses). 10 years ago we doomscrolled images(Instagram, FB image posts. 5 years ago we started doomscrolling videos (TikTok, Insta Reels, YouTube shorts).

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11 January 2026 22:14

The occasional shart aside, the ability of our assholes to distinguish between a shit and a fart has to be one of evolution's greatest accomplishments.

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11 January 2026 22:14

If perception depends on cause and effect, you wouldn’t be able to perceive truly going back in time.

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10 January 2026 22:14

Mornings feel better when the first thing you touch is not your phone.

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10 January 2026 22:14

Latin America and the Southeast Asia are culturally very different, and yet socioeconomically very close.

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09 January 2026 21:14

In the infinite set of all positive numbers, any number you can think of, no matter how large, is relatively a 'small' number because there is an infinite amount of numbers larger and a finite amount of number smaller.

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16 January 2026 21:14

You might have spent the same $1 bill a few times and you'd never know it.

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16 January 2026 21:14

It’s embarrassing to shit but it’s even more embarrassing if you can’t shit.

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16 January 2026 03:14

At some point, every part of your body has been through a stomach.

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15 January 2026 21:14

Growing up is realizing you’re responsible for your own boundaries and emotions and also for the impact you have on people who don’t manage theirs.

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15 January 2026 03:14

The exact terminal velocity of a baby will probably never be properly studied.

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14 January 2026 16:14

The anticipation of an amusement ride failing is more responsible for nervousness than the experience itself.

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14 January 2026 09:14

In movies and video games, the idea of anti-gravity has people and things floating. True anti-gravity would repel things.

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13 January 2026 21:14

The AI bubble is driven by CEOs who’ve built their careers on judging the appearance of human work, where things only look good if someone actually put the effort in, suddenly meeting a technology that produces perfect‑looking work even when the substance is absent.

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12 January 2026 21:14

If you're skinny, shaving your beard makes you look skinnier. But if you're fat, shaving your beard makes you look fatter.

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12 January 2026 04:14

You are stuck in the beliefs you held when you first became skeptical towards what you hear about a topic.

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11 January 2026 22:14

The universe is 13.8 billion years old, but heat death is around 10¹⁰⁰ years away, so it has effectively used 0% of its lifetime meaning the universe is still basically a "baby", and we’re living in its earliest, most active era.

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10 January 2026 22:14

The human species won’t go extinct in your lifetime.

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10 January 2026 22:14

Musicians probably got harassed to play songs before recordings existed.

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10 January 2026 22:14

We often trade freedom for comfort, not because comfort lasts, but because uncertainty feels harder to sit with than disappointment.

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09 January 2026 21:14

It’s probably a good idea to have at least 16 bars of cool dance moves ready to go at any time, in case you find yourself unexpectedly in the middle of a dance circle. After 16 bars, you can just smile and shrug, like, “I could keep going, but that’s all you people are getting tonight.”