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06 February 2026 04:14

Odysseus expects the Spanish Inquisition.

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04 February 2026 22:14

We are all weirdly okay with computer cameras needing a way to cover the lens.

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04 February 2026 06:14

Comedy is here to make us forget we’re going to die, drama is here to remind us we’re going to die.

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04 February 2026 01:14

There are probably a few royal chefs who got killed because of cilantro.

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04 February 2026 00:14

The two ends of the US west coast are bordered by a “B.C.”

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03 February 2026 17:14

Future scholars will probably assume "playing 4D chess" was slang for "confidently screwing up."

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03 February 2026 06:14

Statistically speaking, someone *is* the unluckiest person on the planet.

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02 February 2026 17:14

With the graphic and un-cryptic nature of the released Epstein email exchanges, it's safe to debunk all conspiracy theories about mass FBI digital surveillance.

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02 February 2026 08:14

EGOT is an antiquated name and phonetically GOTE sounds better for people who have reached the pinnacle of entertainment recognition.

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01 February 2026 19:14

A chair is an island of sitting in an ocean of standing.

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01 February 2026 13:14

There is an inky-black ichor bubbling beneath the earth's surface, composed of the congealed remains of the ancient dead, whose burning power can realize all of mankind's dreams, at the cost of slowly suffocating our world and returning it to its primordial state.

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01 February 2026 03:14

Considering Earth's reality, if we ever manage to access an alien civilization’s internet‑like system, we would mostly find alien porn.

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31 January 2026 00:14

With AI and AR becoming as good as it is has, as fast as it has; at some point we will be unable to distinguish it from actual reality. At that point, psychiatrists are going to be working overtime, because nobody is going to be able to tell if they are actually in the real world or not.

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30 January 2026 07:14

Conversations are in second-person.

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29 January 2026 11:14

The local name for North Sentinel Island is unknown.

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05 February 2026 18:14

Reflecting on the accuracy of a memory makes it less accurate.

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04 February 2026 16:14

When talking about building a website, I'd correctly say an li tag and a ul tag even though both go against the normal rules of grammar.

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04 February 2026 04:14

The difference between a space heater and an air fryer is the size of the room.

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04 February 2026 00:14

There will be people who will experience the extinction of the human species.

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03 February 2026 18:14

There are probably a non-zero number of people on Earth that don’t know water can freeze solid.

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03 February 2026 09:14

The German saying: "die gedanken sind frei" is likely to be less true in future, considering the development of neural interfaces.

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02 February 2026 17:14

There is a good chance that the only thing stopping undersea cities from existing is the relatively short lifespan of octopuses.

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02 February 2026 10:14

The worm is the human version of Splash.

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02 February 2026 01:14

I say “thank you” after I use AI for the same reason I’m always nice to the weird kid. Just in case.

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01 February 2026 16:14

At some point, good memories stop being comfort and start being contrast.

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01 February 2026 12:14

“Women would be better leaders” is the same as “women would be worse scientists”.

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31 January 2026 13:14

Humans evolved a larynx optimized for speech, even though it makes choking more likely than in other mammals, because cooperation through language saved more lives than the anatomy cost.

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30 January 2026 10:14

A hut is a tiny house, but a tiny house is not a hut.

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29 January 2026 18:14

Ads secretly act as an additional form of harming attention span, as even if you're watching a long video, it still gets interrupted frequently for long enough to break your focus.

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29 January 2026 11:14

Mass layoffs don't just take away jobs — they increase competition for the remaining ones.