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10 February 2026 07:14

Respiration is a bunch of atoms clumped together (DNA) in ways that tell even more atoms how to band together to form bioloical creatures which process atoms into different molecules.

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10 February 2026 01:14

You can tell a restaurant is too loud when you start reading lips without realizing it.

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09 February 2026 21:14

One day in the future, “Do you smoke?” will mean marijuana by default, not nicotine.

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09 February 2026 21:14

The Raptors and the Bluejays are both bird-themed.

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08 February 2026 23:14

When exercising, fat gets broken down into component parts and the carbon from it gets breathed out. Losing weight is difficult because it's at a molecular level.

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08 February 2026 09:14

Your ID photo is only seen by the authorities until you’re dead, then it’s the photo everyone sees at your funeral.

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08 February 2026 07:14

The number negative one is a prime number with factors one and itself.

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08 February 2026 02:14

If the universe is truly infinite, then "originality" is a mathematical impossibility.

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07 February 2026 20:14

Since Wall-E knew how to repair himself, he knows how to repair all the dead Wall-E’s around him but chooses not to.

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07 February 2026 15:14

For people who contribute enough to their 401k, at some brief instant it will be worth $401k.

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07 February 2026 09:14

Tourists are a perfect example of the Dunning-Kruger effect.

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07 February 2026 08:14

In the advent of wearables, it is now technically feasible for someone to live out their life and be able to view their ‘stats’ at the end.

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07 February 2026 08:14

Absolute truths are often merely opinions we’ve elevated to beliefs we cannot bear to see disproven.

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06 February 2026 18:14

It must *really* suck to be the guy processing all the ColoGuard tests.

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06 February 2026 13:14

The adult version of finding out Santa isn't real, is finding out a childhood hero is actually a bad person.

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10 February 2026 05:14

Before cloud storage, everyone was fine being responsible for backing up their own photos, but now all the alerts have everyone afraid that everything is at risk if you don't pay them to upgrade.

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10 February 2026 01:14

ENTs and ents probably have very different views on how you should treat your upper respiratory system.

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09 February 2026 21:14

American Football is essentially an IRL turn-based strategy game.

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09 February 2026 11:14

Unlike other content on YouTube, music videos tend to see their view counts increase consistently over time.

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08 February 2026 22:14

A lot of furniture designing is limited by the size of doors.

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08 February 2026 07:14

It's absurd we accept rock losing to paper just because "paper covers rock."

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08 February 2026 02:14

Approximately half of all six-sided die rolls have been a prime number.

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07 February 2026 21:14

One good thing about sticking your foot in your mouth all the time is that you can rely on some new terrible thing you said helping you forget about the terrible thing you said that you're obsessing over now.

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07 February 2026 17:14

Giving birth means having to push an entire human skeleton out of your body.

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07 February 2026 15:14

People who have pets may feed them with animals that other people consider pets.

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07 February 2026 08:14

Farmers can eat mass produced food made from homegrown ingredients.

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07 February 2026 08:14

If we bred people, the way we breed dogs, what breeds of people would there be?

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06 February 2026 20:14

You don't "Bite down" on anything. Your muscles cause your jaw to come up to the top teeth which are essentially fixed in place. But no one ever says "Bite up."

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06 February 2026 15:14

Illegal activities most often involve some sort of penetration.

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06 February 2026 07:14

With the internet becoming more and more AI by the day, parents sending their kids to summer camps to get away from the internet might become more frequent.