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19 February 2026 17:14

With no side mirrors on a car it feels like something is missing, but if you focus on side mirrors a little longer, they feel like something extra.

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19 February 2026 15:14

People in the past probably attended children’s christenings and funerals on the same day.

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19 February 2026 12:14

What if people have done the ‘pause time only for yourself for 500 years, then everything goes back to as it was previously once the time is up’ deal, but we just haven’t noticed?

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19 February 2026 09:14

If history repeats itself, then in 2056 people will look back at 2026 with envy.

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18 February 2026 23:14

The fear of monsters in the dark could come from toddlers bumping into things at night and getting hurt.

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18 February 2026 14:14

Back in the day no one said, "back in the day."

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18 February 2026 04:14

To regret is to judge your past self, not the current one.

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17 February 2026 18:14

For people's whose obsessive compulsion is ordering alphabetically, it must be especially difficult to tell people that they have OCD.

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17 February 2026 15:14

You likely don't know if the company you work for sends rejection emails, or if it ignores candidates.

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17 February 2026 01:14

If we do live in a simulation, the RAM shortages happening right now must be super ironic for a computer that can run the universe.

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16 February 2026 18:14

From the patient’s perspective, a surgery under general anesthesia never actually happened.

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15 February 2026 15:14

Do YouTube videos get long and repetitive because people don't pay attention or do people not pay attention because videos are long and repetitive?

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15 February 2026 14:14

The gnostic gospels are essentially B-sides.

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14 February 2026 22:14

The rise of committee-made media and AI-generated garbage in the 21st century may be the in-universe explanation for why science fiction like “Star Trek” and “The Orville” seem to fixate on 20th-century music and films.

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14 February 2026 21:14

The movie Free Willy was a pro-abolitionist story produced with slave labor.

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19 February 2026 17:14

9/11 cancelled Bomberman.

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19 February 2026 15:14

The present leader of any country in the world has committed at least one crime for which he or she can be arrested.

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19 February 2026 09:14

Sign language could have been the world's universal language. Imagine if there was only one instead of each country having their own!

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19 February 2026 07:14

We have all kicked a pregnant woman.

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18 February 2026 14:14

If the nuclear bombs start flying, it might actually be those countries that never had any that end up surviving.

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18 February 2026 09:14

Darth Vader is a cyborg.

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17 February 2026 21:14

Being cremated is a lot of people’s final carbon footprint.

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17 February 2026 15:14

You do not always miss the person, sometimes you miss who you were when you were with them.

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17 February 2026 05:14

You are very distantly related to your clothes (if they are made of organic material).

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17 February 2026 01:14

There is likely at least one accident caused by the distraction of someone clicking the Waze/gmaps button as to whether or not an accident is still in their vicinity.

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15 February 2026 23:14

There are no left handed pianos.

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15 February 2026 14:14

Presence sometimes requires mindfulness and always negates it.

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15 February 2026 11:14

Since a league is approx 4KM, the Jules Verne novel depth would way exceed even the diameter of the Earth and into space.

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14 February 2026 22:14

When you shave, every individual hair follicle gets it's own little haircut.

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14 February 2026 19:14

Documentaries all take place in the same shared universe.