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02 March 2026 17:14

Change feels hard because comfort fights back the second you push.

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02 March 2026 14:14

If the "use it or lose it" theory of neuroscience is correct, then we're going to have an absolute explosion of AI-induced Alzheimers in the future.

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02 March 2026 07:14

OpenAI’s military models probably killed some people who considered ChatGPT their best friend.

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02 March 2026 02:14

You don’t realize how much of your personality is built around avoiding discomfort until you try to change.

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01 March 2026 07:14

If driverless cars become ubiquitous, there will have only been a handful of human generations who knew how to drive a car.

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28 February 2026 18:14

People say they want peace, but what they often mean is winning without consequences.

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28 February 2026 08:14

In order to fall asleep, you have to pretend to be asleep first.

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28 February 2026 05:14

Shitting in a bush was normal for 100s of thousands of years and now it's largely frowned upon.

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27 February 2026 20:14

We all politely ignore someone’s body odor, but the second a bathroom smells bad we start assigning blame like it’s a crime scene.

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27 February 2026 04:14

Not all who launder are washed.

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26 February 2026 21:14

The end of humanity might not come from war or disaster, but from falling birth rates because people are happily dating AI.

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26 February 2026 06:14

One day, with how tall pickup trucks are getting, mechanic shops could have "lifts" that drop down into the floor.

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26 February 2026 01:14

Paying a $75 fee feels pretty different from paying a $75 fine. But they're basically the same.

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25 February 2026 19:14

Enhancing the human ear to hear a larger range of frequencies would enable countless new genres of music.

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25 February 2026 17:14

Even though Earth has 8 billion people, the world we built only really runs on about 4–6 billion being awake at once — humanity has never experienced all 8 billion people up and functioning at the same time.

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02 March 2026 15:14

The best possible way for a spy to stay hidden would be to occasionally joke that they are a spy, so that people will assume they are not a spy, because a real spy wouldn’t say that.

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02 March 2026 07:14

It’s a shame we didn’t get real pictures of UFOs before AI pictures and videos are going to make it harder to tell the truth.

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02 March 2026 07:14

Why are paparazzi called vultures? Vultures tend to only go after dead things or wait until something is dead. Paps should be called seagulls, they go after anything at all and don't stop until they have it.

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01 March 2026 21:14

Caviar in mayonnaise is egg salad.

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28 February 2026 21:14

All it takes is one family of girls to wipe out a last name forever.

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28 February 2026 16:14

With extra care and mild inconvenience, you could have kept your first poop uninterrupted for your whole life.

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28 February 2026 05:14

Salt circles repel demons. So, if you packed a hula hoop fill of salt, would it become a portable demon shield?

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27 February 2026 22:14

Don't be afraid of robots. Be afraid of human will amplified beyond moral maturity.

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27 February 2026 20:14

There's no good answer to whether or not Colorado and Arizona share a border.

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27 February 2026 04:14

We think AI is here to help us work, but we spend half our time doing free labor to train it.

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26 February 2026 17:14

A good day is when your brain stops narrating problems and starts noticing small wins.

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26 February 2026 01:14

Luckily for Superman, it very easy for him to tell what *is* and *isn't* kryptonite due to it being a glowing green rock.

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25 February 2026 22:14

We are in an era where conspiracy theorists can claim evidence is AI.

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25 February 2026 19:14

Of all the things to reincarnate into, the toilet brush has to be the worst.

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25 February 2026 14:14

There’s a piece of glass in front of every photo ever taken.