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09 March 2026 17:14

They should change daylight savings to noon on Friday so we get off work an hour earlier.

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09 March 2026 15:14

The only establishment where customers frivolously throw dollars away more than at a strip club is the gun range.

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09 March 2026 03:14

A movie or TV show about working in a mall in the 80s or 90s could be really interesting. There are so many different stores and so much weird stuff going on behind the scenes.

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08 March 2026 21:14

I'm surprised Aloysius O'Hare didn't think about the bubbled town that he sells air to sharing the air supply until air fills most of the space.

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08 March 2026 19:14

You lose a lot of wisdom the moment you argue while you are angry.

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08 March 2026 09:14

If Starlink ever becomes a thing, airlines will have a hard time making people use airplane mode while on flights.

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08 March 2026 00:14

The laundry pile exhibits asymptotic behavior. You can get close to zero but never actually reach it (unless you do laundry naked).

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07 March 2026 05:14

The only times I’m ever truly alone with my thoughts are when my phone dies.

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06 March 2026 06:14

Fire code/fire alarms must have been much less strict when everybody smoked indoors.

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06 March 2026 01:14

Every technological breakthrough arrives with a group of people thinking: "If only this existed when I was in my prime."

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05 March 2026 19:14

Just as we can never cross the same river twice, every time we say goodbye it’s for the last time.

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05 March 2026 17:14

Morgan Freeman would have great difficulty being annoymous if he was Spiderman.

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05 March 2026 06:14

If you’re “pretty sure” you’re less sure than if you were just “sure”.

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04 March 2026 23:14

All bombs are unexploded.

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04 March 2026 16:14

In an apocalyptic scenario, wild hogs would be a much bigger threat than most people realize.

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09 March 2026 15:14

The enshittification of mobile games and increase in ads may have indirectly benefited social media platforms.

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09 March 2026 07:14

Blended families are kind of a crazy concept. How can my sibling have siblings that aren't my siblings? My cousins have cousins that aren't my cousins? No thank you.

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09 March 2026 03:14

In games, the weak team up to beat the strong. In real life, they form a line to serve them.

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08 March 2026 20:14

Sometimes you have to like your own comment to get the ball rolling.

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08 March 2026 13:14

If reality is actually just a simulation, then whoever is running the server must be paying out the @$$ for the amount of RAM it's guna take.

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08 March 2026 07:14

Most animals that walk on all 4s can only scratch one half of their body at once.

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07 March 2026 07:14

At what point does a fossil stop being controlled by necromancy and start being controlled by geomancy?

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07 March 2026 03:14

People who had a "Strain of Madness" run in their family just had lead poisoning.

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06 March 2026 03:14

California’s new legislation regarding age verification of operating systems could allow a child running a billion DOS instances in virtual machines to bankrupt Microsoft in seconds, due to the fines they’d receive.

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05 March 2026 21:14

A few decades ago, high schoolers being "on X", meant something very different.

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05 March 2026 17:14

The estimated amount of money to never have to work again in your life is estimated to be around $5 million. If one isn't upset with the current wealth distribution, I don't think they are grasping what a billion, or even a million dollars truly is to an average person.

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05 March 2026 08:14

Perks of being overweight is that it takes less water to fill the bathtub.

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05 March 2026 01:14

Power is easy to gain, but hard to carry well.

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04 March 2026 21:14

Hiding a cellphone in a coffin would enable a wild variety of pranks.

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04 March 2026 06:14

Did the chicken or the egg come first? We've always known the answer.