Laughing industry

23 Jul 2018 08:51

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Laughing industry

23 Jul 2018 08:50

lakini wakubwa niulize.....
Kama punde si punde
Then punde ni nini??

Ama ni bunduki ya wakale🤔🤔🤔🤔

😂😂😂😂😂

Laughing industry

23 Jul 2018 08:49

*You go to Europe or America for 3 months and you come back with a bleached skin....When we ask you what happened you say its the weather... My friend do u know hw long Ngolo kante,balotelli,and Paul pogba have been there🤔🤔🤔fear GOD my friend acha kutubeba wana*

Laughing industry

23 Jul 2018 08:46

Kikuyu men have a special way to brag about their success while pretending it's humility.

You: Boss, you have a nice suit, hii si ya Kenya.
Him: wacha wewe, hii Ni kitu ya hapa Little Red, Kimathi Street. Ukiwa na 100K utaipata. Hata urundishiwe like 2K ya lunch. It's not those veeeery expensive ones.

You heard he bought a new home in Muthaiga so you try congrats.
Him: si ati Niko ati Muthaiga proper, Ni hii pande ingine ya chini hapa karibu Karura Forest. Huko kwa akina Wanjigi 1 acre goes for 400 million. Kwetu with 280 m pekee utapata an acre.

You bump into him driving a new German machine. You laud him.....hey boss, you got a great machine.
Him ... Not really, this is just X 5, siku hizi Kuna hata X6. Hii yangu is only 8.5 M.

You: have not seen you for sometime, kwani?
Him: nilikuwa Safari kidogo like one week, hapa chini Johannesburg. These days sipendi long haul flights. I do Africa pekee, eeh nikienda Sana Ni Dubai and not more than twice a month.

You: how are the kids?
Him: Wako sawa. We transferred them to some other school by the way. Sijui nilisikia mama yao akiita hio shule aje. I think....eeh Braeburn ama kitu Kama hio.
You: Wow....huko fees si Ni Kama plot?
Him: well, not sure. I did them a ka small cheque ya 3 m wajipange nayo. Sitaki mahali nitakuwa nikipigiwa pigiwa simu ati una fees due and those other stories.

Very humble Kikuyu gentlemen right there.

Laughing industry

23 Jul 2018 08:43

My child....If relationships aren't working for you... you can try other 'ships' like entreprenuership or internship. Wisdom will be the death of me.... 🤣🤪😂

Laughing industry

23 Jul 2018 08:42

What if the angels decide to surprise us on the last day.. Instead of blowing 🎺 🎺 they sing *kamatia chini*🤭🤭🤭🤭

Laughing industry

22 Jul 2018 20:46

,,, fish stays in water forever but still stink,,, 🤧
Who are you to bathe this month??🤷🏻‍♂
😂🤣😂🤣
*#fomiq*

Laughing industry

22 Jul 2018 20:17

*My child....If relationships aren't working for you... you can try other 'ships' like entreprenuership or internship. Wisdom will be the death of me*..

🤣🤪😂

Laughing industry

22 Jul 2018 19:56

*Before u give up in life just look at the hair around your anus,despite their environment they still grow*
🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼leo uji nmevuta mbegu za weed sio weed original🤸🏻‍♂🤸🏻‍♂🤸🏻‍♂🤸🏻‍♂🤸🏻‍♂🤸🏻‍♂

Laughing industry

22 Jul 2018 19:56

Q. *Kale kalaini kanakuanga chini ya dick na hupitia kwa makende mpaka kwa anus, ni kama kameshonwa kwa cherehani, huitwa aje?*🤔🤔🤔

Laughing industry

22 Jul 2018 08:01

Luo word of the day😂👇
*My Son*
Nahitaji Yesu my son mwangu😂😂😂😂😂😂
🔥 deaded🤦🏻‍♂

Laughing industry

22 Jul 2018 07:30

Na watu hutoa wapi confidence ya kujinyonga😅😅😅
Me hata kufunga button ya shati ya juu inanishtua 😂😂😂😂

Laughing industry

22 Jul 2018 07:30

So today a guy fainted in our street and a rich man took him to the hospital, brought him back with 20K

Since yesterday the people in my street have been fainting turn by turn...and tomorrow is my turn. I can't wait to show them my latest fainting style
😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😅😆😁😄😃😀🤣😂

Laughing industry

22 Jul 2018 07:30

We are truly losing our African culture😕😕
Imagine mamangu hafichi juice siku hizi😔😔

Laughing industry

22 Jul 2018 07:30

lakini Sasa,, CRB ni wapi??? juu Tala na Branch wanadai kuniadd uko
i hope si place boring 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Laughing industry

23 Jul 2018 08:50

You will not know how long a night is long until you sleep next to a lady who has denied you sex 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Laughing industry

23 Jul 2018 08:49

My sister if you want drama in your life date a guy who doesn't drink alcohol.
😂😅😂😅
He drinks girls 👭

Laughing industry

23 Jul 2018 08:47

......
reason ad 2 why I failed Swahili....
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Q... Taja aina mbili za Nahau❓❓
🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉
Mi..... 1 Nahau mbere☑
2. Nahau thutha☑
🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈Ckuwa nataka ujinga pia Mimi🙈🙈🙈

Laughing industry

23 Jul 2018 08:44

Mosquito net yangu iko karibu kuisha juu ya kushinda nimekata kipande ya kutumia kama kagunia ka kuoga na ya kuosha vyombo..mbu znakujanga usiku zinakufa zkicheka

Laughing industry

23 Jul 2018 08:43

If you are in a relationship where wewe ndo unatuma fare ya kuja na kurudi, kununua chips na kuku, lodge ulipe, kisha usambaze airtime, bundles. My brother, the poverty that will strike, no amount of handshake will help you.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Laughing industry

23 Jul 2018 08:41

Admn block mastude wote wa highschool wasije wakachoma group please

Laughing industry

22 Jul 2018 20:17

For God so loved Africans that He gave us dark skin, that whoever bleaches it shall not slay but have everlasting spots😂😂

Laughing industry

22 Jul 2018 19:57

Ancient children: Meza dawa, kula vizuri, piga tizi, utaishi fiti

Recent children: Kula njugu, ongeza nguvu na upewe rungu uskie fiti
😂😂😂😂😂😂

Laughing industry

22 Jul 2018 19:56

Venye wasee wamekimya utadhania wanadifuse an atomic bomb kwa grup🤣🤣🤣🤣

Laughing industry

22 Jul 2018 19:55

At a wedding, I whispered to a person sitted next to me

ME.. the bride is ugly!!

PERSON.. if you dont mind, thats my daughter

ME.. ooh am sorry I didn't know you are the father..!!

PERSON.. idiot am not the father, am the mother..!!

#I should learn to keep my mouth shut#🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Laughing industry

22 Jul 2018 08:00

*LADIES: LADIES:*
Your phone's password has 26 character while your legs password is SLIDE TO UNLOCK🙊
sweatheart trust me the devil is dancing kwangwaru tone with your destiny🤸‍♂🤸‍♂

Laughing industry

22 Jul 2018 07:30

i want to marry a vegetarian's daughter ..hmm I cant wait to pay dowery with...Spinach n cabbages
😂😂😂😂

Laughing industry

22 Jul 2018 07:30

Kuna Dem amepost WHERE DID WE FIRST MEET? Sijui nimkumbushe ile siku Chali yake aliniomba Keja, juu mi ni yule msee nilikua nafua hapo nje ??
😂😂😂😂

😄😀😃😄

Laughing industry

22 Jul 2018 07:30

SIGNS ZA KUNYIMWA

1.ukihappen kulala kwa dem alafu alale na jeans, brathe toka uende kwako

2.kabla mulale then atoe Bible ama akuambie
muombe kabla mlale, boss utakauka, enda kwako

3.mkilala akutandikia ile mattress imechapa
chini ulale, dada ya kunguni wewe kwani kwako hujalipa rent, enda
kwako

4.akikuambia usimguze ama kumuekelea mguu,
mjinga hii
ushanyimwa, toka na usiwai rudi

5.akikuambia atakupeleka ulale kwa neighbor boy, we ni ule msee, ni late lakini enda kwako

6.boy wake akimcall waongee two hours mkiwa bed🛌🏽, i swear uezi pewa, fisi wewe tembea🚶🏼‍♂🚶🏼‍♂

7.akichukua pad aende bathroom kuchange,
nugu hii unangoja confirmation letter ama, nkt!!

8.ukimshika mara ya kwanza akwambie atakufukuza, unangoja nini ng'ombe ya museveni,
kimbiaaaaaaa🏃🏿‍♂🏃🏿‍♂

9.akikupea blanketi yako ajifunike bedsheet,
kua gentleman mpee blanketi na utoke, kondoo wewe🐑🐑

10.ukimdara alafu akuambie 'hunijui wewe' na ni mkamba, brathe utakwama ndani, penda miti
na roho yako yote!...
..
madem hii roho ikome...kama hupei mtu mwambie mapema...hio time umemuwastia angekua anaannalyse bet 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

Laughing industry

22 Jul 2018 07:30

Alafu madem time ya kukiss punguzeni lipstick tunahara jameni 🤣🤣