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Fetus Panics After Ballooning Up To 500 Times Her Original Weight: ‘I Gotta Lay Off The Placenta,’ Says Worried Fetus https://bit.ly/3JBAiiw

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U.S. Military Discovers Bootleg F-22 Fighter Jets For Sale From Hundreds Of AliExpress Vendors https://bit.ly/3FHzjuT

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Bill Gates Calls Epstein’s Number Just To Hear His Voicemail Again https://bit.ly/3FglymE

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October 11, 2021: ‘The Onion’ Accidentally Sent Our Sex Columnist To Interview The Pope https://bit.ly/3v3Bgv5

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April 12, 2016: Pope Francis Worried About Job Security After Butting Heads With New God https://bit.ly/3JeQ5lP

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Bold New Pope Shows Crowd In Saint Peter's Square How To Apply Condom https://bit.ly/3mQhQd7

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It worked perfectly every time, and without any need for medicines or external devices. Too bad the Mayans all got slaughtered and the only 100% successful form of natural birth control was lost to history. https://bit.ly/3Jgfxrd

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Ingenious Forms Of Birth Control Used In Ancient Times https://bit.ly/3Fju987

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Badass Car Driving Around With Parking Ticket Still On Windshield https://bit.ly/3Jyp5iG

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Driver Kind Of Bummed To See Other Car He Been Driving Behind For A While Take Exit Off Highway https://bit.ly/3T34wxM

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Increasingly Anxious Man Worried Order Confirmation Email Never Going To Come https://bit.ly/40cFEGv

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Many people believe that the moment Harvey Weinstein did a backflip at the Oscars set back the #MeToo movement by years, if not decades. https://bit.ly/3TpsKml

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RT @KartoonistKelly: Get ready for another "Slap In The Face" tonight ...

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Hollywood’s Biggest Motion-Capture Stars Walk Oscars Green Carpet https://bit.ly/3LeOiQs

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Oscars Audience Shrugging Uproariously During Jimmy Kimmel’s Opening Monologue https://bit.ly/3JrOzhz

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Report: Being Held Closely By Person Who Loves You Probably Not Even That Great https://bit.ly/3lfGa7t

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October 17, 2022: Bumbling American Tourist Visiting Vatican Accidentally Breaks Pope https://bit.ly/3l7MjTe

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March 2, 2018: Pope Francis Finds Self In Hell After Taking Wrong Turn In Vatican Catacombs https://bit.ly/3ZKHv5d

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March 18, 2013: Bold New Pope Shows Crowd In Saint Peter's Square How To Apply Condom https://bit.ly/3mQhQd7

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The Onion Looks Back At Pope Francis’ First 10 Years At A Dead End Job https://bit.ly/407FqAl

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Displeasing the pharaoh and being summarily executed was a surefire way of avoiding an unwanted birth. https://bit.ly/3ZKqS9R

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Aaron Rodgers To Decide Future By Consulting With Coven Of Trusted Witches https://bit.ly/3Lks9A5

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2 Men Arrested After Killing Bald Eagle They Planned On Eating https://bit.ly/425faZ4 #WhatDoYouThink?

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Dolby Theatre Hunchback Stares Longingly At Beautiful Guests From Rafters
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240 Killed In Stampede After Bucketful Of Oscars Just Dumped On Stage https://bit.ly/3mHiBFe

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Hollywood’s Biggest Stars Explain Why The Oscars Are Still Relevant
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Hollywood’s Biggest Stars Explain Why The Oscars Are Still Relevant https://bit.ly/424pfFJ

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Months Of Painstaking Practice Critiquing Celebrity Fashion Comes Down To This For Area Woman https://bit.ly/3J41mW3

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