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14 Jan 2021 15:29

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14 Jan 2021 04:40

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14 Jan 2021 03:30

Still Time: The PS5s In This Ancient Cave Painting Foretelling The End Of The Earth Look Like Some Kind Of Unreleased PS5 Slim Edition https://bit.ly/3sndzMj

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14 Jan 2021 02:00

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14 Jan 2021 00:01

Underachieving 31-Year-Old Now Talking About Following Dreams In Brooklyn https://bit.ly/3qi2F8H

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13 Jan 2021 23:20

Melting Giraffe Congressman Warns Impeachment Distracting From Surreal Issues https://bit.ly/3sqq8X9

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13 Jan 2021 22:15

Officials Trace Slow Vaccine Rollout To Sweet Old Ladies Holding Up Line With Their Chitchat https://bit.ly/2XEhyG8

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13 Jan 2021 20:45

Patriots head coach Bill Belichick says he will not accept the Presidential Medal of Freedom, citing the deadly Capitol riots incited by President Trump last week. #WhatDoYouThink? https://bit.ly/2N2F6m8

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13 Jan 2021 19:15

Inspirational Mugs Your Therapist Doesn’t Want You To See https://bit.ly/38G6e2L

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13 Jan 2021 17:30

Pros And Cons Of Impeaching Trump In Last Days Of Presidency https://bit.ly/3iaBaes

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13 Jan 2021 15:55

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13 Jan 2021 03:30

SpaceX Reveals All 400 Dogs On Falcon Rocket Failed To Survive Trip
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13 Jan 2021 00:35

Georgia Adds Swastika, Middle Finger To State Flag https://bit.ly/3bxonS1

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12 Jan 2021 23:00

Trump Doubles Down And Offers Bill Belichick 3 Presidential Medals Of Freedom https://bit.ly/3nz3NTT

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12 Jan 2021 21:30

Hundreds Of GOP Legislators Crowd Into Sitting Room For Reading Of Sheldon Adelson’s Will https://bit.ly/2XyOMGZ

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14 Jan 2021 05:00

Fired Private Equity Partner Steals Office Supply Company On Way Out https://bit.ly/2LsJKta

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14 Jan 2021 04:15

TV Credits Feature Touching Tribute To Those Who Died From Covid Contracted During Production https://bit.ly/3ibyEVx

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14 Jan 2021 02:45

Michael Moore Questions Asian Carp On Role In Destroying Ecosystems In First Nature Documentary https://bit.ly/2LtWX4Y

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14 Jan 2021 01:40

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13 Jan 2021 23:40

Articles Of Impeachment Sent Through Winding Maze Of Pneumatic Tubes On Journey To Senate https://bit.ly/3i8YOrI

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13 Jan 2021 23:00

Citigroup Begrudgingly Keeps Funding Marco Rubio After Learning Senator Voted For Election Certification https://bit.ly/3qhCIWT

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13 Jan 2021 21:30

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13 Jan 2021 20:00

Nervous Browns Fan Still Worried Team Going To Blow 48-37 Lead Over Steelers From Days Ago https://bit.ly/3sqazz0

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13 Jan 2021 18:36

‘They Can’t Impeach Someone They Can’t See,’ Say Trump Boys Cramming Dad Into Homemade Bunker Under Oval Office Desk https://bit.ly/35zbYsT

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13 Jan 2021 16:40

Timeline Of The January 6 Siege On The Capitol https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1349380697509810180/vid/640x360/hjqQQwDpWbuFTq46.mp4?tag=13

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13 Jan 2021 14:52

‘Sex And The City’ Reboot Will Not Include Kim Cattrall https://bit.ly/3bzrNUo #WhatDoYouThink?

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13 Jan 2021 02:45

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12 Jan 2021 23:45

Hallmark Asks Senators Hawley And Marshall To Return Political Donations https://bit.ly/3qfooyk

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12 Jan 2021 22:15

Pope Francis Warns Seals On Jesus’ Tomb Are Weakening https://bit.ly/2Luz3pQ

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12 Jan 2021 20:45

Conservatives Accuse Nature Of Silencing Right-Wing Voices After Sheldon Adelson Dies At 87 https://bit.ly/3skDcNF