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27 Feb 2023 17:30

Mattel Confirms That Animated Version Of Barney Still Has Man Inside https://bit.ly/3EGYrBm

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27 Feb 2023 16:00

Office Exiles Menstruating HR Manager https://bit.ly/3Y7aTRw

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27 Feb 2023 04:30

Vague New Dating Site Caters To People Who Like To…You Know, Do That Certain Thing https://bit.ly/3EuQdvU

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23 Feb 2023 05:00

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23 Feb 2023 04:00

Woman Calls Out Sauce Stain On Her Shirt In Order To Control The Narrative https://bit.ly/3xRorG5

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23 Feb 2023 02:30

‘If Men Got Them, It’s All We Would Hear About,’ Says Woman About Bob Haircuts https://bit.ly/3ZeYNac

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23 Feb 2023 01:22

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23 Feb 2023 00:15

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22 Feb 2023 23:00

“I wish I could, but I’m going to have a psychotic breakdown and hold you hostage this weekend.” https://bit.ly/3Sp2Tu1

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22 Feb 2023 22:00

‘10 Palestinians Dead After Israeli Raid,’ Reads Headline That Could Have Run Any Week For Past 75 Years https://bit.ly/3ILrq9n

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22 Feb 2023 20:30

Astute Movie Viewer Can Tell Dog Not Really Talking https://bit.ly/3xO3qwd

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22 Feb 2023 20:00

Those converting to Catholicism often view Lent as a convenient time to get the ball rolling on the renouncement of their heritage and former lives. https://bit.ly/3SoVrPN

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22 Feb 2023 19:00

Baltimore Ravens Top ESPN’s Way-Too-Late 2012 NFL Power Rankings https://bit.ly/3EtX6h7

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22 Feb 2023 18:16

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22 Feb 2023 18:00

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27 Feb 2023 16:45

One In 8 Americans Over 50 Addicted To Highly Processed Foods https://bit.ly/3EGmpMU

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27 Feb 2023 15:16

Stating that it was great for workplace culture, Elon demanded that every employee shriek and laugh like schoolgirls after he pointed out that it was 4:20 p.m. https://bit.ly/3SwryNe

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27 Feb 2023 04:00

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23 Feb 2023 04:45

K-Y Introduces New Drowsy Nighttime Lube https://bit.ly/41bjq8S

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23 Feb 2023 03:15

Teen Wondering Whether Boyfriend Even Loves Her If He Unwilling To Exploit Relationship For TikTok https://bit.ly/3YTVk0W

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23 Feb 2023 01:45

‘So, Do You Play?’ Asks Girlfriend’s Little Brother, Gesturing Grandly To Ping-Pong Table https://bit.ly/3YOvTxy

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23 Feb 2023 01:00

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22 Feb 2023 23:30

Scientists Speculate Universe May Be Simulation After ‘Trial Version Expired’ Appears Across Sky https://bit.ly/3Kw3CHT

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22 Feb 2023 22:45

First Generation iPhone Sells For $63,0000 https://bit.ly/41gQtbD #WhatDoYouThink?

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22 Feb 2023 21:15

Friends Attempt To Salvage Grindingly Boring Night Out With High Five https://bit.ly/3lVawMG

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22 Feb 2023 20:25

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22 Feb 2023 19:45

Woman Just Has One Of Those Faces Strangers Feel Comfortable Masturbating To https://bit.ly/3INilwS

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22 Feb 2023 18:21

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22 Feb 2023 18:15

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With J.K. Rowling https://bit.ly/3ZaiLTo

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22 Feb 2023 17:44

Dead Facebook Friend From High School Still Has Cartman Profile Picture https://bit.ly/3EuRd3o