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09 Mar 2023 02:30

Increasing Number Of Men Pressured To Accept Realistic Standards Of Female Beauty https://bit.ly/3YylGV3

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09 Mar 2023 01:45

Woman Shows Hairstylist Example Of Haircut She Wants https://bit.ly/3YnzxxH

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09 Mar 2023 01:00

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09 Mar 2023 00:15

Covid-Paranoid Man Still Won’t Remove Ventilator https://bit.ly/3ZMsTlw

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08 Mar 2023 23:30

Democrats Demand Republicans Push Anti-Trans Agenda More Quietly https://bit.ly/3ZAQXbq

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08 Mar 2023 22:53

Walgreens Announces Stores Won’t Sell Abortion Pills In 21 GOP-Led States https://bit.ly/3ZBqt9U

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08 Mar 2023 22:26

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08 Mar 2023 21:58

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08 Mar 2023 21:21

The Misogyny Interwoven Into Our Patriarchal Society Harms Men, Too — @Cobratate https://t.co/bcjnIEnIic

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08 Mar 2023 20:45

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08 Mar 2023 20:00

History Of The Women’s Rights Movement https://bit.ly/3Facob3

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08 Mar 2023 19:45

My Wife’s A Girl
By Joe Biden https://bit.ly/3YwHY9V

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08 Mar 2023 19:00

On this International Women’s Day, The Onion devotes its sterling reportage to championing women—a small but influential sliver of the nation’s population—in an endeavor to prevent them from vanishing from the public consciousness entirely. https://bit.ly/3ZOFFjn

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08 Mar 2023 17:31

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08 Mar 2023 16:45

Kellyanne And George Conway Announce Divorce https://bit.ly/3ZtTlRp #WhatDoYouThink?

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09 Mar 2023 02:00

"I’m a victim, too." — @Cobratate https://bit.ly/3Fd2IN1

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09 Mar 2023 01:29

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09 Mar 2023 00:25

Women Allowed To See Sunlight For First Time (July 24, 1812): Though many were left blind from years of living underground, they still cheered after feeling the warmth of the sun on their skin for the first time ever. http://bit.ly/3Facob3

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09 Mar 2023 00:00

It’s sad to think that this country may be so backwards that there are some people who don’t even consider this a possibility. https://bit.ly/3ZTb0BD

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08 Mar 2023 23:01

First Woman Born (1703): This is the moment that kicked it all off. https://bit.ly/3Facob3

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08 Mar 2023 22:45

General Grant knew how to party like it was 1865. See more on #HistoryOfTheWorldPart2 now streaming only on Hulu #sponsored https://bit.ly/3kWX2zQ

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08 Mar 2023 22:07

International Women’s Day Celebrated With Small Note On Office Whiteboard https://bit.ly/3Zzk2Uy

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08 Mar 2023 21:54

The Misogyny Interwoven Into Our Patriarchal Society Harms Men, Too https://bit.ly/3T1HZ4n

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08 Mar 2023 21:15

The Misogyny Interwoven Into Our Patriarchal Society Harms Men, Too https://bit.ly/3T1HZ4n

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08 Mar 2023 20:30

I Am No Longer A Feminist After Watching Some YouTube Videos
By Malala Yousafzai https://bit.ly/3Yrrn7q

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08 Mar 2023 19:45

My Wife’s A Girl https://bit.ly/3YwHY9V

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08 Mar 2023 19:03

Female CEOs Share What It Took To Get To The Top https://bit.ly/3l3AQnB

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08 Mar 2023 18:15

We Need A Woman On Top Of The White House https://bit.ly/3mFpLtl

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08 Mar 2023 17:30

Special Coverage: International Women's Day https://bit.ly/3LcDWk9

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08 Mar 2023 16:00

Career-Driven Man Beginning To Worry Entire Identity No Longer Tied To Job https://bit.ly/3YyjBZf