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Strange, Nightmarish Incident Results In Man Waking Up As Giant Kafka https://bit.ly/3SSDadP

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Still Too Early To Tell If Pulling Chain Turned Overhead Fan Off https://bit.ly/3T2ViS9

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Allowance To Teach Child Importance Of Parental Dependence https://bit.ly/3IWGz6L

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Hospitals will snap a photo of your group at the moment the baby crowns, then trying to soak you for $30 for one cheap glossy printout. https://bit.ly/3ZX16yL

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You work hard for your money. Now, hand it over. https://bit.ly/3ZPtD9q

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Climate Scientists Announce Earth Doing Pretty Good Today So You Can Take Afternoon Off And Have Fun https://bit.ly/3JCeWlb

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Dog Annoyed Vet Weighing Her With Jacket And Boots Still On https://bit.ly/3Lbyhul

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Report: 50% Of Heaven’s Population Just Assholes Who Begged For Forgiveness At Last Second https://bit.ly/3mHytri

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The Onion looks at the pros and cons of banning books. https://bit.ly/3JrywjP

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The Growing Scourge Of AI? Someone Wrote An Ethnic Slur On A Roomba https://bit.ly/3ZR6fIP

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As if giving birth wasn’t traumatizing enough, just wait until you see the hospital bill. According to doctors, patients, and debt collectors alike, these are the biggest hidden costs of giving birth in America. https://bit.ly/3l34OrS

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Toblerone Drops Iconic Design Due To Rules On ‘Swissness’ https://bit.ly/3mCQy9N #WhatDoYouThink?

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Area Man Outraged His Private Information Being Collected By Someone Other Than Advertisers https://bit.ly/3mBGG0c

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Study Reveals That Girls Who Play Princess Grow Up With Skewed Perceptions Of The Role Of Modern Monarchy In A Democratic Society https://bit.ly/3JlSgoW

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Woman On Third Level Of Purgatory Tired Of Being Passed Over For Advancement By Less Penitent Men https://bit.ly/3mAGP3G

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Area Dad Looking To Get Average Phone Call With Adult Son Down To 47.5 Seconds https://bit.ly/3F3MzJN

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Overworked Pajama Bottoms Pray Owner Gets Job Soon https://bit.ly/3ZuqvjN

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Woman Who Changed Self To Please Boyfriend Enjoying Happy Long-Term Relationship https://bit.ly/3ZMnCdH

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Arkansas Gov. Huckabee Sanders Signs Law Rolling Back Child Labor Protections https://bit.ly/3ZrPS5H #WhatDoYouThink?

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Men Under 30 Explain Why They’re Not Having Sex https://bit.ly/3Yx4IGJ

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Grim Reaper Slows Pace On Sidewalk So As Not To Freak Out Woman Walking Ahead Of Him https://bit.ly/3ZP3pUw

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Bored Census Bureau Employee Changes Every Ohio Resident’s Name to Laura https://bit.ly/3T4TxDX

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Ron DeSantis Oversees Program Offering Florida Students Free Force-Fed Meals
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Ski Resort Increases Black Diamond Difficulty By Placing Snipers Along Trail https://bit.ly/3ZUETla

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Study Finds Most Effective Method Of Overcoming Procrastination Having Overseer Beat You Whenever You Stop Working https://bit.ly/3ZRbeJD

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Man Wonders If Speeding Ticket Just Karma For Going 120 MPH https://bit.ly/3ZQMK3f

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Congress Approves 19th Amendment (June 4, 1919): Men in Congress pass the women’s suffrage amendment after totally coming up with the whole idea on their own. http://bit.ly/3Facob3

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"After logging onto YouTube and absentmindedly scrolling through a series of recommended videos made by prominent influencers, vloggers, and podcast hosts, I, Malala Yousafzai, formally renounce my affiliation with the feminist ideology." https://bit.ly/3T0zwyq

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