Willy Wonka🍫

27 Dec 2023 17:02

Yesterday I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You can't imagine the happiness I felt as I saw him put his pistol back in his pocket.

Willy Wonka🍫

12 Dec 2023 10:48

Americans will use anything but the metric system

Willy Wonka🍫

05 Dec 2023 04:51

female lead in GTA 6? i thought the whole point of GTA was to be able to drive🥲

Willy Wonka🍫

24 Nov 2023 17:58

This is not the real Black Friday, I searched for them everywhere 😒

Willy Wonka🍫

22 Nov 2023 12:29

If you have ever wondered if there is black people with down syndrome, Don't worry you are not alone its just God doesn't punish people twice

Willy Wonka🍫

20 Nov 2023 16:13

if i masturbate when iam not horny
Does that mean i am raping myself?

Willy Wonka🍫

11 Nov 2023 07:01

I just told the blind kid that he is black and so he can say the N word

Willy Wonka🍫

06 Nov 2023 12:19

I broke up with my pregnant girlfriend

That’s because there’s another guy inside of her

Willy Wonka🍫

30 Oct 2023 02:42

I think it's time to take warning labels off of everything and let stupidity work itself out.

Willy Wonka🍫

20 Oct 2023 15:21

Sex with 3 people is threesome
Sex with 4 people is foursome

Now we know why they call you handsome

Willy Wonka🍫

14 Oct 2023 02:04

guys seriously how the fuck do they not see it before printing it??

Willy Wonka🍫

01 Oct 2023 17:36

when you were a kid everybody told you that you came out of your mother, Its only When you grow up you realize that You came out of both your parents😂

Willy Wonka🍫

22 Sep 2023 13:05

The hardest part of being a vegan is not malnutrition its keeping it to yourself😂

Willy Wonka🍫

16 Sep 2023 17:16

When you get on a plane you say that you’re flying then when you get on a ship are you swimming

Willy Wonka🍫

11 Sep 2023 19:20

guys just realized today's 9/11
Daammnnnn i missed some great jokes aaaaaaarghhhh😫

Willy Wonka🍫

27 Dec 2023 09:55

Who the fuck thinks rome was built in a day?

Willy Wonka🍫

09 Dec 2023 15:46

I saw a black guy in a motorcycle the other day I wish I owned one

Its too bad It’s not 1800’s anymore

Willy Wonka🍫

03 Dec 2023 14:28

Just so you know The mutant gene activates only in real danger, go and jump off a building , Thats the only way to know you're Spiderman. Once in a lifetime opportunity

Willy Wonka🍫

23 Nov 2023 20:59

if u ever saw a trans and thought they are cute remember they not chicks with dicks, they are just men with boobs.

Willy Wonka🍫

22 Nov 2023 03:23

Everybody knows which gender made this😂

Willy Wonka🍫

14 Nov 2023 16:15

Give your friend a condom on his marriage so he won’t make the same mistake his father did

Willy Wonka🍫

10 Nov 2023 18:51

What do you call intelligent people in the U.S

Tourists

Willy Wonka🍫

30 Oct 2023 18:42

Guys I found her....
The Perfect Woman

Willy Wonka🍫

21 Oct 2023 17:35

found out 51 can be divided by 17 now i am fucking sick i can't breathe😩

Willy Wonka🍫

17 Oct 2023 16:48

think about it what proof do you have that says you are real and everything around you is?

Willy Wonka🍫

02 Oct 2023 20:17

Do you know why batman shows half of his face?


It is to let the police know he is white

Willy Wonka🍫

26 Sep 2023 13:56

There are 49million kangaroos in Australia and 3.5million people in Uruguay which means if the kangaroos were to invade Uruguay, each person will have to fight 14 kangaroos.

Willy Wonka🍫

19 Sep 2023 06:10

If you feel bad, try to remember have you ever felt good

Willy Wonka🍫

14 Sep 2023 20:43

Good girls are found in every corner of the world but unfortunately the earth is round

Willy Wonka🍫

07 Sep 2023 11:54

Messi is better
Do you agree?